Fool, you're not showing enough skin. As I recall, you're a sexy m.f. Let's see it.
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After spending two hours in a mall seeking out the perfect (n. lepore, as it turns out) tweed suit, I realize belatedly that the salesclerk has given me a size ten skirt (in NL, I wear size two). Having nothing to wear I show up late, annoyed, and wet-haired.
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