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Photos (PICS)- not necessarily safe for work, though that's not an excuse for wanton exhibitionism. Not everybody wants to meet Mr Peterson or, indeed, his friends.

 
  

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The Strobe
12:04 / 24.01.03
And that, best beloved, is why we do not have image-sigs on Barbelith...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:12 / 04.02.03
Someone of a scientific bent would be able to explain properly why it is that the mirror lies: it's something to do with the way your brain processes information... It's actually your mind lying to you, telling you how lovely you look. That's why photos can be a shock. (Although like a few people above, I have seen good ones. Just not for a while.)

Actually, don't think this is a scientific ting (which you're probably piss-taking on anyway, it's late, ok?), so much as an emotional/holistic thing around how much one is in contact with one's body/physicality, as well as how good one feels about oneself. A photograph is a really tangible artifact on which to play out all sorts of 'self-stuff', so we play out all kinds of stuff that we never get a space for upon it...
 
 
Shortfatdyke
12:14 / 05.02.03
Funnily enough, I just got some photos back of myself - well, mostly my tattoos, but there's bits of my face visible, and I was pleasantly surprised at how unhideous I felt I looked. I sent em to two women I'd been getting quite matey with online - both wanted to see my tats - and the silence from both of them is absolutely deafening.

So maybe a new thread is needed - what happens when you feel okay about yourself but you scare other people off?

I'm not exactly strolling down Self Confidence Avenue, I must say, after that.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:42 / 05.02.03
Usually loathe non-posed photos of myself (always seem to have my mouth open vacantly) - and pin, I know what you mean about the braces hangover - only very recently have I been persuaded to smile with my teeth and like the results. Only took eight years.

However, this most recent one is a favourite:



(hope that worked)
 
 
Whisky Priestess
13:43 / 05.02.03
(Some say I look like a little red cross in a white box, but I can't see it myself.)

How the Sam Hill do I post photos that are on my hard drive but not online? (That last one was on yahoo photos).
 
 
Baz Auckland
15:02 / 05.02.03
This link:

http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/queenofkingsx/


will take you to your Photo Album, but Yahoo says it's empty.

Maybe just add the pic.gif to the end of the address, without all the other garbage in the link you tried?
 
 
grant
15:44 / 05.02.03
The end quotes in the tag were also all squiffy (MS Word and other programs re-punctuate sentences, using "pretty" quote marks for "real" quote marks, and the like.) That's why the thread is knocked over like this. Should be fixed momentarily.

I'd recommend using another image host, like www.imagestation.com.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
16:48 / 05.02.03
 
 
Whisky Priestess
16:52 / 05.02.03
 
 
Whisky Priestess
16:54 / 05.02.03
SPUNK

I am so f*cking special.
 
 
grant
17:59 / 05.02.03
I think I fixed it. And yes, you are special. And, apparently (keeping the abstract in mind), a love goddess.

The format is right - there was extra coding at the end, it seems. If you want it to be smaller, put a WIDTH="350" after the close quotes after the image file name inside the pointy brackets. The number refers to pixel numbers, I think. I know anything over "500" or so will mess with thread width here.
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
22:27 / 05.02.03
I've got this super-sexy photo of myself in an email my father sent me, but I don't know how to get it from there to here. Can anyone help?
 
 
videodrome
05:46 / 06.02.03
I often do cringe, but I've got to admit that I love my Les Claypool tryout photo, recently taken:

 
 
doglikesparky
07:49 / 06.02.03
Videodrome, my new hero...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:19 / 06.02.03
Granticus, you are *so* being challenged in the 'tache wars...

Whisky - if you keep having problems, email the photos to me and I'll shrink them with Photoshop. Grant's solution will resize them, but they'll take up the same amount of memory and will in fact take longer to load onto the page anyway.

Oh, and I've probably still got that onme of your sister in the bath, somewhere....

(love your suit in the picture, but who's the girl with the long hair? You sly dog you....)
 
 
Whisky Priestess
08:29 / 06.02.03
Damn it Haus, you had to go and give the game away! I'd be a lot cuter if I *was* the one on the right. And cheers grant for fixing the picture. I could have carried on stuffing it up until Doomsday.

And Knodger, I thought you looked like that Brad Pitt bloke?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:50 / 06.02.03
ROTHKOID SMASH!


And now I'm depressed.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
11:11 / 06.02.03
Mirrors also present you with a strange, two-and-a-half dimensional image, where there's still some feeling of depth. Movement, too, could be part of why you in a mirror is more attractive (or less hideous, at least) than you in a photograph. Then there's the level of detail in a reflection - if you're trying to see one particular part of your face, you'll move closer to the mirror instinctively. Example: photos can tend to make the top of my head look completely bald, simply because of the distance that they're taken at. A reflection (and, hopefully, real life) presents a slightly different picture, as I'll alter the image as required.

Posing for photos knocks things askew, too - smiling is one of those things that you tend to do without thinking, and doing it on demand is virtually impossible. You become horribly self-aware - notice how those photographs of you as a kid, which were posed, never have the 'smiling problem'? The trick seems to be not to even attempt it in posed photographs.

Probably told this story before. Was looking through some amateur photographs from a friend's wedding and came across one with a group of a few mates sitting together in the pub. Started taking the piss out them one by one, starting with the guy on the far left. When I got the last person I couldn't figure out who it was. He was squinting at the camera, obviously very drunk, and looked about 15 years older than the others.

Yep.
 
 
Bear
11:34 / 06.02.03
Quick question, say someone is standing next to you and you're both looking into a mirror does anyone else think the other persons face looks well squint? Whenever I look at someone else's reflection in the mirror their mouth looks like it's at a funny angle, usually at the left side.

What's up with that? There's probably just something wrong with my brain, or maybe one of my eyes is higher than the other
 
 
Shortfatdyke
12:09 / 06.02.03
Rothkoid - you're looking cool and moody these days. But do I spy Elvis behind you??

I just got some pix back of me and my tats. But I'm shirtless, so I'm not going to inflict em on you lot.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
12:30 / 06.02.03
Alas, they're about two years old. The only ones I had to hand... pout.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
12:42 / 06.02.03
*swooning at Rothkoid*...
 
 
grant
13:28 / 06.02.03
Granticus, you are *so* being challenged in the 'tache wars...

I'm going to have to cede this one to the challenger - I'm more-or-less clean-shaven now. Building the sideburns up for another go, though.
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
19:13 / 06.02.03
You know Priestess, you're kind of sexy.

For a bloke.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:03 / 06.02.03
Hattie: aww, shucks.

*blush*

And am I alone in wanting to see videodrome in one of those faux-leopardskin weightlifter's one-pieces, holding aloft a big-ass barbell?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:05 / 06.02.03
Oh, and that is Elvis in the background, sfd. Doing kung-fu. As is only Right and Good.
 
 
The local Goth prototype has become a run-of-the-mill example of the apocalypse.
02:12 / 09.04.03
Puffy Fish
25 yrs in 1993
35 yrs in 2003

Just thrust me a knife, and everything I have will be gone wityh the wind.



 
 
The local Goth prototype has become a run-of-the-mill example of the apocalypse.
02:17 / 09.04.03
Rage!Rage!Rage! yes you and Xoc(or is it Xoc?) give me a name. I owe this name to you. Thanks and wish you happines, etc
 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
03:51 / 09.04.03
One cosmic cookie later...



Taken in Nimbin, Australia...

NOT the super-sexy photo I mentioned earlier...
 
 
Baz Auckland
04:32 / 09.04.03
Here's the only picture I have online: Age 16 on my first visit to London.



(well, I do look pretty much the same now.)
 
 
rizla mission
21:08 / 09.04.03
Hope this works..

Harry Potter: The Grunge Years, courtesy of a photopgrapher friend of mine;

 
 
rizla mission
21:09 / 09.04.03
Let's try that again;

 
 
gingerbop
23:45 / 09.04.03
Baz aukland, when i was in london 2 wee while ago, im sure i saw u at the train station. Whoever it was, my friends were shocked that there was a guy in a big hat, sittin, readin a book an smokin a joint when there wer policemen danderin all around him. I thought, funki shit.
 
 
Baz Auckland
00:03 / 10.04.03
Sorry, not me. Other than the joint it sounds like me, though.... oh, and the not living in London (unfortunately)
 
 
inhaler
01:17 / 10.04.03


This is what I look like.
 
  

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