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Photos (PICS)- not necessarily safe for work, though that's not an excuse for wanton exhibitionism. Not everybody wants to meet Mr Peterson or, indeed, his friends.

  
  

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Our Lady of The Two Towers
08:46 / 19.04.03
Kit-Cat, do the other three photos involve having friends mugging behind you, one of which has a big can of cola and a straw up her nose going "look, I'm snorting coke!"?

Actually, that's a great dust cover picture, you're going to have to write books now...
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
09:19 / 19.04.03
hmm, dunno if this works...

  
 
Hattie's Kitchen
09:19 / 19.04.03
Cock.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
09:29 / 19.04.03
ooo fucking hell, sorry about that, forgot to resize it, delete delete delete!
 
 
that
09:43 / 19.04.03
Hattie, having seen it when I moderated your deletion request - ooh, cute!
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
09:45 / 19.04.03
The fun-size Hattie...

  
 
Whisky Priestess
10:41 / 19.04.03
Sax, there's nothing wrong with having a Barbie nose. Why do you think over a billion of them (attached to Barbies, obviously, not to be sold separately) have been flogged to kiddies worldwide?

I have just received a suggestion that I should post a recent picture of me as Medea, all covered in blood in a gold nightie and holding a dagger, but I'm not sure that would create quite the right impression ...
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
17:23 / 19.04.03
alas maz, perhaps the altar will be partial
the pants were duct tape over pants, i got a shitty jacket at a thrift store and re did the lapels in duct tape, but most of it was suit underneath.

i actually have plans to make a few yards of duct tape fabric and try to make the next one proper.
 
 
grant
23:22 / 20.04.03
This is a good photo because it hides the double chin I've been working hard on all winter long.

The large leaves behind me are a giant philodendron, climbing up the mango tree in my back yard.



I'm not nearly as dangerous as Hattie's Kitchen.
 
 
—| x |—
21:34 / 22.04.03
WRT the abstract, I guess you'll have to decide.



(I hope that worked)
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
04:22 / 23.04.03
Damn, Hattie and Jade, get out of my dreams, get into my Barbe-crush thread...
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
05:25 / 23.04.03
heres a more recent pic, this one is on my website, so no strange grey boxes about remote posting should appear

  
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
05:38 / 23.04.03
and because im an ego maniac heres a better pic of my duct tape suit for all the duct tape fans out there

  
 
Spatula Clarke
15:54 / 24.04.03
Somebody resize that fucker before it bursts through my screen and knocks a hole through to next door.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
16:12 / 24.04.03
yeah, sorry about that, its like im kicking you square in the face isnt it.

i actualy scaled it down by about 80% when i posted it, at least i thought i did, but yeah, if someone wants to mod it with better pic post fu than i have, please do it
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:15 / 24.04.03
Damned impressive, your DIY couture though, Elijah.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
17:21 / 24.04.03
I think that photo of Elijah with the Spider Jeruselem glasses was taken from my nightmare version of the Worst Barbelith Meet Ever.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
20:55 / 24.04.03
aww flux, i know you really love me...

the spider glasses are REALLY hard to see through, like 3d glasses but not, kind of 2d and a half glasses...

the way i look at it me in duct tape is my inner superhero trying to get out.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
22:47 / 24.04.03
ok, so heres a new direction to take this thread in.

nude photos

i recently had a good friend of mine from way back contact me again, and we have been talking on the phone quite a bit and such, and she asked for a pic of my, well, bits, seeing as how we never properly "knocked the boots" in her words.

i feel kind of wierd about it, but there is a lvl of flattery that goes along with someone wanting nudie pics of me.

anyone else have opinions?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:33 / 24.04.03
Elijah, I don't mean to be prudish but that is possibly the weirdest thing I've heard in years. I really wouldn't go there, people having photo's of you from a while ago is fine but asking for them afterwards is just surreal.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
23:36 / 24.04.03
yeah anna, i was thinking the same, we swapped normal pics to see what we look like now, but yeah, my prudish side is a bit against taking picks of myself naked and sending them through the interweb.

now when i worked in a hotel and we would find someones camera, thats a totally different story, i think my willy popped up in photomats and walmarts all over the east coast...
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
03:51 / 25.04.03
There's a lot of places on the internet to see amateur nude photographs.

It is probably in the best interests of Barbelith to not become one of them.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:08 / 25.04.03
Flux, you really have that 'gift of understatement' thing down pat.

I had the only decent online photo of myself in my profile back when we could do that, but I've no idea how to find that again now. There are some shockingly bad ones taken when I was foolish enough to meet some bloggers archived somewhere (and there may be a couple of half-decent ones from various Barbelith meets back in the day)...
 
 
that
11:27 / 25.04.03
Flux, dear - I don't think anyone was suggesting that we turn this thread into an archive of nekkid pics. Just that we talk about the significance of naked pictures in our lives...

Elijah - I kind of thought that you and she might be working up to a thing...but a friend asking a friend for a naked photo waaay after the fact is extremely odd...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:41 / 25.04.03
ahem... before this turns into a whole nekkidness thang...





I think this is the only picture of me online.
I'm the skinny, bespectacled one who isn't Wesley Willis.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
02:04 / 26.04.03
my lord! chairmen, thats the same haircut my ex just got...

she and i were kind of working up to something, but 2000+ miles from each other makes things difficult
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
02:12 / 26.04.03
um, the 1st part of that post and the 2nd part are unrelated, 2nd is to chol...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:21 / 26.04.03
Ohmygod, she could show loads of foreign people pictures of you completely bare, don't do it Elijah! At least have people of your national background see photo's of you- let's retain some patriotism.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
02:50 / 26.04.03
no no no no
im in america, and so is she, not one of those tiny euro countries.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:55 / 26.04.03
Oh, how appallingly boring, she could at least have done me a favour and moved to Canada so I didn't appear quite so foolish... still I have the late hour on my side, right? You'll just have to grow extremely patriotic then- your state is clearly more important than your whole country.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
03:17 / 26.04.03
I saw Wesley Willis in Richmond! Super fun show, and he headbutts everybody.
 
 
Olulabelle
18:24 / 26.04.03
Stoatie, that really has to be the least helpful picture anyone's ever shown me in my entire life.
 
 
The Falcon
04:32 / 29.04.03
w/r/t the abstract, they make me look like both - sometimes simultaneously; a 'special' sex-god.

Here's one that I quite like. It's about 4 years old, but I look pretty much the same.
 
 
mondo a-go-go
10:11 / 29.04.03
Sav said (here): Kooky Mojo gets top marks for the second pic, another 10/10 for accuracy, but 5 or 6 for the first. You look more like yourself face on than you do in profile, KM.

And I have to say:

Wha? I look "more like myself"? You've never even met me! :] I'd say the first one of me drinking beer in an Elvis t-shirt jusy as more accurate as the one of me feeling hungover and wearing cat ears...
 
 
lolita nation
15:50 / 29.04.03
I look kind of angry and confused.



So can I join the beautiful ugly person hater community now?
 
  

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