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Yeah, but who would play you in Barbelith the Movie ?

 
  

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Perfect Tommy
18:28 / 20.11.02
I look sort of like Tim Robbins, except 20 years younger. So I'm going to have to get him to start posting as "Perfect Timmy", then I'll play him.
 
 
the beak
20:15 / 20.11.02
Definetively Harmony corine or EMINEM
 
 
Vadrice
21:12 / 20.11.02
Christopher Walken, I'm afraid.

Though I would PREFER Edward Norton.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:29 / 20.11.02
Oh that's easy - Robin Williams 'cos he's funny and hairy and sentimental. I never did enough cocaine to drown Antarctica though. Look, I spelt Antarctica right, whoo-hoo.
 
 
Warewullf
21:35 / 20.11.02
The gorgeous Stewart Wright, of Rescue Me and Wild West. He'd have to grow a goatee, though.


mmmm.......Stewart with a goatee.......
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:15 / 20.11.02
Stoatie: I always thought Dave Wyndorf would play you spectacularly...
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
00:12 / 21.11.02
In the casting calls, I picked Tommy Dreamer to play me in the movie, but the producer went a different direction and cast Phillip Seymore Hoffman and told him to dye his hair and put on a bit more weight.

Bastards. I'll get even with all of them when I get my interview in Video Watchdog.
 
 
Logos
01:29 / 21.11.02
Ricky Martin, my wayward clone.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:46 / 21.11.02
Gisele Bundchen, she probably can't act but she's very good at walking up and down walkways, I want to be a tall, elegant supermodel dahling!
 
 
Papess
01:50 / 21.11.02
Jeanine Garrafallo in fishnets and a thong...or

Laura San Giancomo in fishnets and a thong...no, no...

Bruce Lee in fishnets and a thong............errr, hold up, he's dead.


Damn!

Okay, I settle for fishnets and a thong.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
02:54 / 21.11.02
I'll settle for you in fishnets and a thong too.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:05 / 21.11.02
On second thoughts, nobody's gonna buy anyone but Hank Rollins as me, are they?

Dang.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:05 / 21.11.02
The lovely methylsalicylate suggested Jack Black for Rothkoid, and I have to say I can kind of see it...
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
08:18 / 21.11.02
Do you think A A Gill would be available to play Haus?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:49 / 21.11.02
By the time they get round to making the Haus bopic Rupert Grint should be of age.



Or we could fulfill my dream of a Barbelith movie using only the cast of Farscape... It works up to a point: Ben Browder as Jack The Bodiless, Wayne Pygram as Haus, Lani Tupu as Lurid Archive, Paul Goddard as potus, etc...

Peeps are now officially free to make rude suggestions as to who plays me...
 
 
Char Aina
11:02 / 21.11.02
marlon brando, after a crash diet of liposuction, army rations and a brutally harsh exercise regimen.

i have been told i look like him in his early days, and when io shaved my head i had kurtz almost down.

what would i drink for product placement purposes?
"STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:17 / 21.11.02
Hopefully, meth wasn't thinking of the underwear-only JB of Orange County... yowza.
 
 
Wrecks City-Zen
21:30 / 21.11.02
Nick Cage.
 
 
Mazarine
22:01 / 21.11.02
Ally Sheedy, circa the Breakfast Club, with gray contacts and glasses. They might need to muss her hair a bit more, though.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:55 / 21.11.02
Doug Bradley.
 
 
XXII:X:II = XXX
18:00 / 23.11.02
I tell people that Seth Green would do the job, even though I don't bear much of a resemblance to him, but he played the young Woody Allen in Radio Days, after which everyone came up to me telling me I should have played young Woody, and then I would have had his career and, among other things, been able to have steamy scenes with Allison Hannigan, goddammit.

Well, I'm working my way backwards in time, so I'll just have to fix that.

Personally I think I look a fair bit like Christopher Lloyd playing Jim Ignatowski on Taxi. But for current people roughly my age, I'll vote for Gordon Michael Wolvett, Harper from Andromeda. He doesn't look much like me either, but his attitude's about right.
 
 
suds
20:04 / 23.11.02
ye gods mr flyboy, that picture brightened up my day. i love me some ron. hooo yeah.

i'd choose christina ricci or thora birch before they got skinny because they are pissy but fun like me.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
22:10 / 23.11.02
ryan phillipe, since for a period of time everyone thought i looked like him (thats what i get for wearing black after Cruel Intentions came out)

OR

The guy that plays Darien Fawkes on the most recent Invisible Man, cause thats how i dress and my hair hits that level of zany when i let it grow
 
 
GRIM
03:26 / 24.11.02
Dave Wyndorf of Monster Magnet fame.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
04:10 / 24.11.02
I'd like to be played by James Gandolfini, thank you.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:09 / 24.11.02
Hey, GRIM, apparently Dave Wyndorf's already playing me! (Cheers, Roth.)

And rat- a while back I forgot to shave for a couple of weeks. Many people accused me of being Shane MacGowan. I think it's the bad teeth.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
12:11 / 24.11.02
yawn
 
 
Shortfatdyke
14:18 / 24.11.02
Much as I'd like to nominate either Sigourney Weaver or Arnold Schwarznegger to play me, realistically I have to go for Danny Devito.
 
 
Cubby
18:08 / 24.11.02
There's only one man who can do justice to me: Bludo from Labyrinth.

Vadrice you know you should be played by David Bowie and Andy Warhol in alternating scenes
 
 
Seth
19:00 / 24.11.02
LOL. I just asked Snapping Turtle who she'd like to play her, and she answered "Stitch." From Lilo and Stitch.

Cue one very fucked up movie of our marriage.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:13 / 24.11.02
Okay, thanks to Flux's suggestion now I want Michael Imperioli to play me and I'm going to work out who the other Barbelith/Sopranos roles break down...
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:28 / 24.11.02
No no no, only one man alive could play Chairman Maominstoat ... the mighty Willem Dafoe.
 
 
Baz Auckland
01:40 / 25.11.02
Actually, I could see that. This movie rocks, what's the plot? Is it an action 'Lovecraft meets Hackers' kind of deal, or something with subtitles and funny camera angles?
 
 
Brigade du jour
05:25 / 25.11.02
Lovecraft meets Hackers definitely. David Bowie would have to be in it, probably not saying anything and just looking ill. He's into the Internet too you know.
 
 
Baz Auckland
09:50 / 25.11.02
Goddamn. How are we supposed to film non-euclidian geometry and 'undescribable evil'? Get the Magick forum to do it I guess....
 
  

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