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Well, as this threads been re-activated I’ll tell you why I won’t ever touch plastic surgery…
I used to rent a room from ‘the U.K.’s No.1 She male Escort & Model’ (her sales pitch, not mine) and during my stay she had extensive facial surgery. I think costing £11K.
Previous to that she’d had £5K’s worth of saline expandable breast implants fitted taking her up to similar proportions to the delightfully ropey Jordan. Basically every 4 months or so, she’d pop of to London and have more saline injected into valves under her armpits giving time for the skin to stretch.
Initially I thought that plastic surgery was the way forward and hoped that one day I’d be able to afford a smaller pair for myself.
All this surgery was undertaken by one of Harley Streets top plastic surgeons. Apparently he’d ‘done’ quite a few A, B & C list celebrities in his time.
So, when she went in to have her brow lift, cheek lift, nose job, chin implant and whatever else I was expecting a miraculous transformation.
Boy was I wrong. The surgeon only did about half the work he was supposed to, one of her eyebrows no longer moved and she couldn’t smile properly anymore.
Her new smile reminded me of the tortoise from the ‘Creature Comforts’ clay-mation. This was about 4 months after the surgery and I think she looked far worse then when she started.
And to top it all, while on holiday in Ibiza one of her breast burst causing her to collapse in the street.
Basically I’m saying even if your recommended the best of surgeons, make sure you know what you’re getting into because it can & sometimes does go wrong. And I’ll stick with what I’ve got, thank you very much.
Also things didn’t end on the best of notes between me and her, resulting in me receiving a broken nose which I had straightened on the NHS. Incredibly painful, but my nose actually looks better now than before it was broken, but I wouldn’t recommend it as cheap plastic surgery option.
No names where mentioned to protect myself from further threats of violence. Not that she’d be reading anything as highbrow as the ‘lith. |
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