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Bill Posters

16:14 / 13.10.03

You shouldn't really put bottles into orifices - if you use the open end, I've heard it can cause an air bubble or something which can be really bad for you. That might just be for vaginas, though. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest that yet another horrific consequence of sexual pleasure is women-only.

nah, it can cause a prolapsed anus in a guy, at least, RAW says so, so it must be true, heh. One to avoid, methinks.

I'm happy for all these people who get off on the bootie ting. Only time a gal done it to me it hurt like, well, buggery really and I've not been inspired to do it again. And that was with Liquid Silk lube.

As for the 'am I gay' thing, weell, I have a het porno mag with phone chat line ads at the back and one of them is a pic of a naked guy with the caption, "Just 'cos another guy sucks your dick, it doesn't make you gay, so call today" or some such. Is this true?

cusm

21:46 / 13.10.03

Sticking your finger in your arse doesn't make you gay. Sticking MY finger in there however, might.

Ahem. Anyway, what is it with the coke/litocaine thing? Wouldn't that just make you numb?

Ganesh

21:54 / 13.10.03

Blimey, it's been two years. Are you gay now, KM?

LO-fuckin-L!

Must just say that this came back around the same day I succeeded in owning some almost-but-not-exaclty-bi porn. Chicks fucking boys. The first boy was obviously gay and unexcited until she whipped the strap-on out. The last one had the opposite reaction. The middle boy, also the most buffly devestating, was the only star who loved the experience for everything it offered. Maybe that was why he got two girls and two tools.

Porn makes me want to write essays.

Cat Chant

07:16 / 15.10.03

Porn makes me want to write essays.

That's odd. Essays make me want to write porn.

Bill Posters

11:47 / 15.10.03

once I saw a tv documentary about the making of porns, and there was a chick fucking a guy scene and he's was finding it really difficult, it was obviously hurting him and they stopped and she and another woman tried to tell him a better technique (i guess that had more experience of it in the ass) but he just wouldn't listen, kept on saying, "I can take it, I can take it". I'd never imagined a man could be so macho (dangerously so, possibly) about being penetrated. Glorious paradox. There's a head shop thread there somewhere...

Char Aina

01:47 / 03.05.04

Blimey, it's been two years. Are you gay now, KM?

that's three...

w1rebaby

01:56 / 03.05.04

Whee! A whole new generation of people talking about whether sticking a finger up your bum is gay or not!

Grey Area

09:08 / 03.05.04

And why not? Truly, it is an age-old question...

w1rebaby

12:29 / 03.05.04

Well, wanking is gay anyway, and bottoms* are gay, so sticking a finger up your bum while wanking makes you double gay. That's how I see the matter.

* except ladies' bottoms

Char Aina

23:24 / 03.05.04

wait... is double gay straight, or twice as gay?

Char Aina

23:25 / 03.05.04

...and what if you're triple gay?
is that all the way back to gay again?

Van Plague?

00:00 / 04.05.04

http://tinyurl.com/37u3a

the lyrics for 'gay, not gay' by king missile

I'm quite glad you mentioned it, Deva, because it's a song I think about a lot when this very subject comes up.

w1rebaby

00:01 / 04.05.04

No, I don't think you can be so gay you're straight. I reckon it just builds up. Although you can only get to Level 15 if you have 18 Charisma. (You do get to cast Finger Of Arse three times a day, though.)

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