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What do you want for Christmas?

  
  

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Kit-Cat Club
16:56 / 30.10.02
Sax, why on earth would I mind your abbreviating my name to KCC when those are in fact the correct initials? Evidently too much association with elves has skewed your spell-check function...
 
 
Papess
17:07 / 30.10.02
The Brisingamen

Yet, another pair of big, black, kickass boots

Oh, and the ability to make pompous, arrogant bastards shut the hell up by just calling them wanker.
 
 
Baz Auckland
17:37 / 30.10.02
Mr. Saxy Claus? Can I get a fun machine that will take me back in time? or forward? Please?
 
 
Saint Keggers
18:58 / 30.10.02
The 18 inch Ash (army of Darkness)figurine
Buffy dvds
Any Tragically Hip cd that I dont own.
A lighting setup for my photography.
a flash for my coolpix990
a cd burner
a transmogrifier
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:12 / 30.10.02
1) The Yeah Yeah Yeahs album, even though it might not be out by Christmas.

2) Buffy Season 7 on video.

3) A modem.

4) The New X-Men year one hardcover (big geek = me).

5) A night with Potus' new girlfriend.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
19:36 / 30.10.02
Since I can't have integrity and abs, I'll take the abs, but I expect I'll be getting some presents in lieu of the integrity. Some suggestions:

~a great big impressive sewing machine that I don't believe has been invented that has all the bells and whistles a person could want like super duper sewing machine features in addition to serging function and spectacular embroidery capabilities.

~a mango tree.

~a college degree.

~a big kitchen.

~a quilting hoop.

~"The Royal Tenenbaums" on VHS... Oh wait! That just came in the mail today!
 
 
bigsunnydavros
19:48 / 30.10.02
A nice warm wanter coat
A horse the size of a distortion pedal
Bruce Campbell (on toast)
Issue two of Flex Mentallo (when lord... when?)
My girlfriend to come back up from England/Uni (this one's a cert-YAY!)
A nice, portable wee laptop/word processor thats pretty light-weight
Some chips (on a roll)
Some chilli (on a roll)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:12 / 30.10.02
World peace.

Oh fuck that, I want Sax in a plastic bag. Batteries included.
 
 
Sax
05:58 / 31.10.02
Well, ZoCher, I've never tried auto-asphyxiation, especially with three AAA batteries stuck up my arse, but since it's Christmas....


And Jack D... what size do you want your Wanter coat in? (I presume this is indeed a coat that makes you want all the things you can't have?)

Flyboy, you can have a night with Potus's new girlfriend as soon as my elves have built her. But she may be riddled with bullet holes by the time he's finished with her.

Apple-Picker - see, I sent that Royal Tenenbaums video even before you asked for it. No getting excited at Gwyneth in her underwear now, y'hear?

And don't worry everyone else, I'm working through the lists. Be patient, my little Solitaire Rose. All good things etc etc.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:08 / 31.10.02
I'll take the camera there Saxta Clause.

Flyboy, as it's the Christmas Season you can have my girlfriend for a week.
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
12:05 / 31.10.02
Wanter coats only come in one size: Too Small. Without usable pockets.

Me? Ach, my wants are few and simple. And anyway, someone's already getting me the Secrets of the Universe(tm) for my birthday.
 
 
Sax
13:41 / 31.10.02
By God (I know, I know, but his beard's longer than mine), this is turning into hard work. I thought you buggers didn't believe in Christmas and all that.

Anyway, the penguid meme seems to be prevalant. Whisky P, what size suit do you want? Remember that low backs are in this season.

Qalyn's superpowers are no problem. You hereby become... Penguin-Man! Special ability: to wrap yourself up in a plastic bag until all danger is past.

Rothkoid, I can't put plane tickets in your stocking (problems with the CAA) but I can send you a pair of ruby slippers. Click your heels three times and we'll see where you end up. So long as you won't be upset if you wind up in Hull.

A giant, Pareidol? I can give you a Cornish crack-addict on stilts. Final offer.
 
 
w1rebaby
13:49 / 31.10.02
Okay, does this mean I'm getting Qalyn for christmas now?

He'd better have good flippers. I'd like a picture.
 
 
Sax
14:27 / 31.10.02
Cholister - A Klimt locket? A Klimt locket What do you think I am, made of money?

SFD - What kind of soup? It's integral to the weather.

Flux - Big Tony shall provide.

Miss Lenore - Your boyfriend wrapped in chocolate? Are you weird? You can have some fabric softener, instead.

Fridge - yeah, yeah. Penguins. It's a good job I'm overpopulated with Penguins at the moment. Saves me having the usual pre-Christmas cull. (They get under the reindeer's hooves you know. Plays havoc with their steering)
 
 
Papess
14:32 / 31.10.02
Gees Uncle Sax, what does a girl have to do to acquire the Brisingamen these days?
 
 
Sax
14:45 / 31.10.02
Oh, I think you know the answer to that, Trixie. Wasn't the Brisingamen an amber necklace forged by four dwarves? And to get the necklace, didn't Freya have to spend a night with each of them in turn?

The little fellers in the loading bay can hardly contain themselves, I can tell you.
 
 
that
14:57 / 31.10.02
A Klimt locket? A Klimt locket What do you think I am, made of money?

Sorry, Saxy Claus, didn't mean to piss you off, forgive me? But its a Klimt inspired locket, and its less than £30... maybe you could get an elf to knock me up a cheapo copy?
 
 
Papess
15:07 / 31.10.02
Woohoo, fun with dwarves.

At least I'll have somewhere to put my beer.

Horny little fuckers.


Does this mean it's mine Uncle Sax?
 
 
Saveloy
15:38 / 31.10.02
Please can I have a photograph of a man staring intently into a dog's eyes?
 
 
Stone Mirror
16:08 / 31.10.02
I thought you buggers didn't believe in Christmas and all that.

Christmas? Who said anything about Christmas?

We believe in presents!
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
17:36 / 31.10.02
I thought you buggers didn't believe in Christmas and all that.

Quick, someone change the name of the thread to GIFTmas.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
17:48 / 31.10.02
The soup has to be veggie, Santa Sax, please.

Failing that, a drop of rum will do nicely. Remi Martin would go down a treat.

Actually, never mind the clear skies. I need to get myself some transport of sorts - 1 motorbike + crash helmet. Ta. I'll be a good grrl for the rest of the year.
 
 
MissLenore
19:21 / 31.10.02
I didn't want him wrapped IN chocolate, although on second thought that sounds much better. And yes, I am weird.
 
 
w1rebaby
19:59 / 31.10.02
Actually, never mind, I already got one.

a penguin in a plastic bag

It's a bit small, though.
 
 
William Sack
08:34 / 01.11.02
Father Saxmas. Any chance of an Invasion of the Body Snatchers Jerry Garcia mutant bum-dog?
 
 
Sax
09:40 / 01.11.02
For Saveloy:

  
 
wembley can change in 28 days
09:50 / 01.11.02
I don't know what I want. This may explain why I'm sitting in an office in Helsinki.

Won't say no to a dvd boxed set of Eddie Izzard material, though, as long as it comes with a dvd player. And a tv.
 
 
Saveloy
12:41 / 01.11.02
That's fantastic, thank you Father Saxmas! I love the way the spaniel looks like he's confiding in the man, entrusting him with all his secret, life-long troubles.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
13:42 / 01.11.02
Please, Uncle Sax, will you send me:

A polaroid camera for candid shots

A rich, busy and emotionally detached wife

Blue hair

Patti Smith
 
 
illmatic
14:09 / 01.11.02
I actually think the Spaniel is either giving the man some serious advice or telling him a Big Lads Joke about Girls.

Dear Unka Saxmas

Can I have ... the abolition of capitalism and the establishment of an anarhcist utopia? Or just Tony Blair's head on a stick?
 
 
Saveloy
14:50 / 01.11.02
Mr Illmatic:

"I actually think the Spaniel is either giving the man some serious advice or telling him a Big Lads Joke about Girls."

You know, I think you're right. The young man is clearly about to join the military and the wise old pooch is either recounting an anecdote from his days in the European theatre ("...and you know - huff huff huff - I never did find that grenade! Huff huff huff!") or warning him about sexually transmitted diseases.
 
 
William Sack
15:14 / 01.11.02
"I actually think the Spaniel is either giving the man some serious advice or telling him a Big Lads Joke about Girls."

Or one of those narcotic detection cocaine spaniels hard at work.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:09 / 02.11.02
Ooh, and as of now, can i also have:

a microphone, sampler, sequencer and effects box please.

basically everything i need to make strange noises and cut-up stuff....

thankyou kind uncle sax
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
11:04 / 02.11.02
Hey, I don't WANT to be covered in chocolate.

Cherry pie filling, maybe, but...
 
 
bigsunnydavros
12:34 / 02.11.02
I dont care if wanter coats only come real small! I must have one, or Christmas will be ruined!

Sod Bruce Campbell, wanter coats are where it's at this year...
 
  

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