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What do you want for Christmas?

  
  

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Sax
14:54 / 29.10.02
Go on, climb upon my knee and tell me your deepest, darkest desires. Don't think of me as wicked old Uncle Sax in a scary white beard and a red suit with odd lumps in it, but rather as the strange old man who's been watching you all year and knows just how good or how very, very naughty you've been.

Come on, whisper. We both know you want it. Tell me what it is...
 
 
rizla mission
14:56 / 29.10.02
A Distortion pedal the size of a horse!!

same shape too, if poss.
 
 
Sax
14:58 / 29.10.02
Have a rummage around my sack, young man. I think you'll find one extra-special super-duper Dist-horse-shun Pedal in there with your name on it.
 
 
that
15:19 / 29.10.02
This beautiful Klimt-inspired locket and...

world peace?
 
 
Shortfatdyke
15:30 / 29.10.02
Clear skies and a calm day, so I can sit at Cape Cornwall drinking hot soup from my fab butch rage thermo mug.
 
 
that
15:43 / 29.10.02
Thank you for that little bit of advertising, sfd... I don't want to breach netiequette by posting the address of my Cafepress site here, but if anyone else wants a butch rage mug, or various other queer gear, PM me and I'll send you the address...
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:57 / 29.10.02
Well, I'd be really happy to get the first three seasons of the Sopranos on DVD. It's not going to happen, though...
 
 
MissLenore
16:26 / 29.10.02
My boyfriend, wrapped in a big red bow, standing on my doorstep.
And some chocolate.
 
 
w1rebaby
16:31 / 29.10.02
A penguin in a plastic bag.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
16:35 / 29.10.02
A Dukla Prague away shirt.

(oh, come on, someone had to say it)
 
 
Whisky Priestess
17:02 / 29.10.02
A penguin suit in a plastic bag
Enough holiday allowance to go to Canada for Christmas (for which, alas, I can fucking whistle)
A Tiffany Streamerica ring - possibly the most beautiful thing in their catalogue (this exquisite Industrial Deco-inspired, etc. etc.

http://www.tiffany.com/uk/html/shopping/product.asp?mysid=15506C34E3C540C58DF40784416F69A9&dept=14&c_id=UK1&c_it=11D

for anyone who wishes to marvel/check my wishlist (aim high, mummy told me)

A huge Xmas bonus so that I can buy all my loved ones (especially me) the kind of presents they richly deserve but rarely receive.

World peace - sorry, that should read "a piece o' the world".
 
 
The Apple-Picker
17:12 / 29.10.02
Great integrity...
and abs.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:13 / 29.10.02
I was watching that Justice League cartoon the other day and I had this sudden wave of intense jealousy.

I WANT SUPER POWERS!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
21:18 / 29.10.02
A trip to the UK.

Sniff.
 
 
Van Plague?
22:56 / 29.10.02
I really wanted a giant for my birthday, but that didn't happen.

I suppose I could wait until Christmas.

But he'll have to be very nice. And not mind driving me about and running some chores from time to time. Think you can swing that for me, Unca Sax? Can ya? Pleeeeeease?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:15 / 29.10.02
Aw, KCC - I had to look it up.

Sigh.

I still want that trip. I gots appointments...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:18 / 29.10.02
And besides... surely it'd be your two front teeth?
 
 
netbanshee
00:24 / 30.10.02
Maybe a few days to let loose and someone there to catch me and prop me up somewhere in the middle of it.

I've been good though...so I want some video games too...
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
02:40 / 30.10.02
Same thing I want every year.

The power to decide who lives and dies.
 
 
Kopi
02:53 / 30.10.02
A generous benefactor in Toledo, Ohio willing to pay for an apartment for me and my boyfriend so I don't have to listen to my parents bitching about how I'm going to be living in sin.
 
 
Sax
06:07 / 30.10.02
Oh, such needy little Barbeloids... I spend all night banging away with my elves in my magic toyshop, and look at the size of this thread!

And KCC - If I can't find the Dukla Prague away kit, you can come round to play with my Scalextrix.
 
 
woodswalker
10:48 / 30.10.02
The ability and clarity to heal anyone of anything. That would be nice.
If that's not possible may I please have a winning lottery ticket so I can spend my time doing what interests me?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:00 / 30.10.02
The capacity to make people more intelligent simply by calling them wankers.

Also, to see the fertiliser plant thrive under its new management.

My daddy worked in that chemical plant, and if it weren't for this here gee-tar I'd be there as well. Lex looks like he cares, but my Daddy done told me never shake a rattlesnake's hand. So gimme and E string and a beer, and I'll wish you Merry Christmas, and a Heppy New Year.

And a Dan Dare rocket, please. Whizzer!
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:00 / 30.10.02
One (or more if you feel generous) of the following.

1) Nikon D1x

2) Job as photographer for National Geographic

3) A girlfriend

4) A large gun that holds lots of bullets.
 
 
Pepsi Max
11:37 / 30.10.02
I'm not going anywhere near your knee.

I want... everything I ever read about in Enid Blyton.

And a world peace.

Sorry that wwas a misprint.

It should read "a wild piss".
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:40 / 30.10.02
Enlighten please.

What is a wild piss?
 
 
Sax
11:48 / 30.10.02
A "wild piss" is another black mark in my little book for Pepsi Max, that's what. It's going to be bread and water for Christmas dinner at this rate.

And Haus, dear boy, your wish is granted. Go up to that meathead who always buys ten Lambert and Butler Gold and a copy of the Daily Star in that little shop near you and call him a "wanker". I guarantee you'll be discussing Derrida by tea-time. And if I can't arrange a Dan Dare rocket, how about a visit from lissom pop-poppet Anastacia to Mylar-bag your comics?

Woodswalker, the winning lottery ticket is yours. I hope you find something interesting to do with the £10 it so generously brings.

And KKC - sorry for calling you KCC. I know you hate that. Father Saxmas is so busy sometimes, he forgets things.

Potus - I can do ONE of the penis extensions, not both. Which is it to be, the camera or the gun? Look on the bright side, though. With your new toy to play with, you won't *need* a girlfriend.
 
 
Pepsi Max
12:19 / 30.10.02
It may not even be bread and water. I think there'll be any room for at the inn this Xmas. Which is just as well cause I'd only try to snog the donkey.

Seriously, I could well be completely shafted.

Nevermind, I'll just have to set up a tent and try to find an emu to stuff in the outback somewhere.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
12:39 / 30.10.02
I want every potential film project to come through me.
Remake? 60s Tv adaptation? Bruckheimer film? Film featuring Keanu Reeves as anything other than a well meaning dolt? DEAD!
 
 
rizla mission
12:40 / 30.10.02
I would also like;

several high quality tape recorders.

a lifesize marble statue of Kali with associated shrine gubbins (ask for this every year and do I get it? NO!).

for these insidious HalfManHalfBiscuit references on Barbelith to become more widespread and numerous until they completely comsume it.

a copy of Ginger Snaps on VHS.

as many Steve Albini endorsed "Nutter Butter" biscuits as is humanly possible.

some expensive Manga books.
 
 
Sax
12:45 / 30.10.02
I'd love to provide a life-sized statue of Kali but she doesn't seem to post much here these days. Nick might be the man to see about that.

But I could do you a pair of Dickie Davies eyes instead.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
13:01 / 30.10.02
Saxy Claus, how come you didn't answer me? Can no one give me great integrity and abs?
 
 
Sax
13:12 / 30.10.02
Sorry, AP. You can never have abs AND integrity. Cutbacks, you know.
 
 
Pepsi Max
13:29 / 30.10.02
How about pecs and credulity?
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
16:18 / 30.10.02
*sighs*

And my request for a present gets ignored as well. Reminds me of my parents.
 
  

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