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Bush is a dumb fuck.

 
  

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The Voice of Reason
22:26 / 20.02.02
"Korean children should never starve while a massive army is fed.''
-George W Bush


pure genius. thank god he is president of korea.

someone please take this guy out before he starts to make sense.


nationalism is the cancer of society
-Albert Einstein
 
 
w1rebaby
00:17 / 21.02.02
Korean children starve. A massive army is fed.

Oh, hold on, I'm thinking of a massive US army, aren't I... silly me.
 
 
The Voice of Reason
04:46 / 21.02.02
quote:Originally posted by w1rebaby:
Korean children starve. A massive army is fed.

Oh, hold on, I'm thinking of a massive US army, aren't I... silly me.


 
 
The Damned Yankee
10:09 / 21.02.02
Just for the record, it's an army of US military contractors that are well-fed under this administration. The actual soldiers are paid at or below the poverty level. I speak from bitter experience here.

I listened to some snippets of Shrub's speech in S. Korea, talking about how warlike the North was, and how they discourage openness by keeping things cloaked in a veil of secrecy, and I thought: Boy, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black! This from the leader of a country that's still bombing the holy fuck out of the poorest nation on the planet, and all the while covering every possible paper trail from here to the goddamn Reagan administration in his quest to keep his government's dirty dealings out of the public light!
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:37 / 21.02.02
However stupid he may be - or, more cogently, however poorly considered some of the policies of his administration may be (God knows, many countries survive happily with idiots for leaders) - assassination would make it worse, not better.

I know that was a throwaway comment, but can you imagine what the response would be if Bush were the victim of an (even unsuccessful) assassination attempt? Nightmare.

Does this remind anyone of M.A.D. without that 'mutual'?
 
 
w1rebaby
14:12 / 21.02.02
quote:The actual soldiers are paid at or below the poverty level.

Soldiers: Don't make campaign contributions. Poorly paid.

Defence contractors: Do make compaign contributions. Ridiculously well paid.

though of course, this is purely a statistical connection, no causal link at all...
 
 
gridley
16:27 / 21.02.02
Also, members of the military already overwhelmingly vote republican, so there's no reason for Bush doing anything for them....
 
 
Vadrice
19:35 / 21.02.02
not to mention the bloody nightmare that would erupt if Chaney became president... and his bloody maplethorpe destroying wife...
 
 
The Damned Yankee
23:07 / 21.02.02
Dubya the Kennedy-esque martyr. I'm cringing at the thought.
 
 
rizla mission
12:55 / 22.02.02
quote:Originally posted by The Voice of Reason:
"Korean children should never starve while a massive army is fed.''
-George W Bush


('I haven't read the papers for a few days' disclaimer)

what the hell's he talking about?
 
 
grant
13:24 / 22.02.02
 
 
The Damned Yankee
23:00 / 22.02.02
'Nuff said, grant.
 
 
Just Add Water
10:59 / 28.02.02
Heh, nice little detail that pretzel!
 
 
grant
13:59 / 07.03.02
Latest bit circulating around the office: after returning from the Asia tour (where N. Korea referred to him as "the retarded child of politics"), Dubya attended a Stevie Wonder concert. Being president, he got to sit in the front row.
That's funny enough - Dubya is apparently a big Stevie Wonder fan.
But here's the thing: when Stevie walks out on stage to his piano, everyone sees this hand shoot up at the front row, waving frantically. It's Dubya. He's waving at Stevie Wonder.
"Look at me! Look at me, Stevie!"

Gradually, apparently, you can see realization dawn as the president's hand trails slowly down.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:32 / 07.03.02
grant: pleeeease tell me that's made up.
 
 
grant
17:59 / 07.03.02
quoteAILY MAIL (London)
March 7, 2002
HEADLINE: ALL ON TICK

BODY:
HARBOURING a priest-like faith in human nature, veteran actress Dinah Sheridan and her daughter Jenny Hanley are appealing for the return of a book they lent 30 years ago. However, they may be whistling in the wind, for they entrusted the precious volume to a tabloid journalist, of all people.

But Jenny, 54, a one-time Magpie TV presenter, asserts optimistically: 'I can't remember who it was, but I am sure he will give it back once he knows how badly we want it.' Dinah, best remembered for her role in the 1953 classic film Genevieve, needs the book to help her write her autobiography. Explains Jenny: 'It was a copy of my grandmother's autobiography, From Cabbages To Kings. What made it special was that it had extra handwritten notes, and folded inside were letters from the Queen and the Queen Mother.'

QATARI oil broker Sheik Nasser bin Rashid, 37, is auctioning off his collection of Omega, Rolex and Patek Philippe watches over the internet.

Included are several steel Rolex Daytona models at a fraction of their original cost. All profits will go to the International Red Cross.

His wife, Sheikha Maha, 29, is famous for spending more than $ 2 million on clothes and jewellery during a shopping spree last June at Saks Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.

But for them it's a mere drop in the oil well: the sheik, a member of the Al Thani ruling family of Qatar, has homes in Doha, London, New York, Paris and Geneva, and travels by yacht and private jet.

GEORGE W. BUSH made something of a fool of himself at Washington's historic Ford Theatre -- scene of President Lincoln's assassination -- when he appeared to forget that soul superstar Stevie Wonder is blind. Incredibly, Bush, who was sitting in the front row, began smiling and waving at the legendary singer when he came on stage and sat down at the piano. Dubya even seemed puzzled that Wonder did not acknowledge him. After a moment, it dawned on Bush, who dropped his hand into his lap.

A witness to the gaffe said: 'I know I shouldn't have, but I started laughing.' The concert is due to be shown on U.S. television this weekend -- no doubt with the President's hand-waving edited out.


Oddly, the only reference I could find online....
 
 
alas
18:12 / 07.03.02
but thank god for michael moore's new book,
stupid white men, which is topping all the book sales in the US.

hurrah.
 
 
Baz Auckland
18:32 / 28.11.02
An argument that Bush isn't dumb, but a sociopath.

He only stutters or misreads when it's something he doesn't know or care about. Notice: he always speaks clearly when he talks of war or killing...
 
 
Molly Shortcake
18:44 / 28.11.02
An email I recieved:

Days of future past...

There is a new biography of H.L Mencken out, "The Skeptic: A Life of H.L. Mencken"
(HarperCollins, 410 pages, $29.95), and this allowed Arthur Salm of the San Diego
Union to quote a rather brilliant excerpt from the writings of Mencken:

But many of Mencken's essays still luminesce with clarity and precision. The relevance of
the opinion in the following selection will depend on whether the reader considers its
author pessimistic or prescient.

From the Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920:

" ... when a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he
faces a mob of men whose chief distinguishing mark is the fact that they are quite
incapable of weighing ideas, or even of comprehending any save the most elemental –
men whose whole thinking is done in terms of emotion, and whose dominant emotion is
dread of what they cannot understand. So confronted, the candidate must either bark
with the pack or be lost.

" ... all the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre – the
man who can most adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum.

"The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the
office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a
lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their
heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

 
 
Jack Denfeld
02:04 / 29.11.02
You dare talk bad about my President?! You're gonna pay for that! No one bad mouths my President and gets away with it. I'm telling Ashcroft. Consider yourselves terrorists now. Not so clever now, are we? Not fun being a terrorist is it? Your either with us or against us! Terrorists! What's that you say? Freedom of spech, you say? Tell it to John Walker while your rotting away. Ha!
 
 
bio k9
02:17 / 29.11.02
*pointing* The Conversation is thataway. *pointing*
 
 
wonderful wino
16:50 / 29.11.02
not to be morosely cynical, but his approval rating hovers near 80% and half the VOTERS in the country backed him--unless I underestimate the vastness of the New World Orders control--so whose the dumbfuck?

Answer: Those who voted for 666 and those who didn't vote at all.

I'd like to admit that I absconded my right to choice. I am just a dumbfuck anarchist/humanist whatever.

I hope someone out-dumbs him and runs him down with a Lincoln.

Thus stated, I reckon the Emperor to be a master magician, a sandman of sublimity. Sociopath. And yes, they ushered in a National Tragedy with full intent. No shit. So is this were the conversation went, or shall I be excused?

I think this thread should be kept open indefinitely, until he's out of the picture...if for no other reason than just to vent our fucking frustration.

"he ain't no leader--He's a Texas Leaguer!!!"-edvedder
 
 
bjacques
14:14 / 30.11.02
Er, I think that was a comment about the North Korean government carrying "ju-che" (self-reliance) to the ridiculous extreme of allowing famine, but keeping the army well-fed. Hussein has a similar problem. In either case, if you're a dictator, pay the army first.

It looks like Kim Jong-Il is trying to back North Korea out of the corner his daddy painted it into. Even a monolithic dictatorship has factions, and Kim Jong-Il (out of whose ass the sun shines eternally) has to manage them into the present. And the U.S. *did* back out of the nuclear deal in the mid-90s after one of North Korea's Communist spasms--a kidnapping or raid or something.

This geopolitical analysis provided free of charge and with no real agenda. Condy Rice and the Manhattan Institute can blow me.
 
 
Pepsi Max
02:29 / 01.12.02
And the U.S. *did* back out of the nuclear deal in the mid-90s after one of North Korea's Communist spasms--a kidnapping or raid or something.

Did they? Then why did they continue working with North Korea on their nuclear reactor programme? And what about the provision of oil, food and trade? From what I understand, the US has generally given North Korea the benefit of the doubt until it recently admitted to its secret nuclear weapons programme.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
04:43 / 01.12.02
Not to jump in, but Bush's approval rating is now down around 60%, and a recent survey shows that while people approve of HIM, they disapprove of his programs in polls where they are not described as Presidental Proposals...

Meaning, oddly enough, we are probably dealing with a President like Reagan, where people like him, and pay no attention to what he is doing.
 
 
bjacques
08:41 / 01.12.02
Oh. Didn't know that. Those North Koreans can be sneaky bastards and backslide from time to time, but I still think they're headed in the right direction.

Me too on the Bush is a moron thing. We'll survive.
 
 
Sharkgrin
11:26 / 01.12.02
A 'F_ck'? Absolutely.
Dumb? Debatable.

G.W. Bush was a C student in college - Harvard University - the single toughest academic institution in America.

G.W. Bush personally stock raided and bankrupted Harken Energy Corporation as a business executive - and his press secretary and campaign managers kept the opposition parties in the US from using this.

G.W. Bush and his pops are active members of the Carlyle Group - the defense contracting consortium that resembles the Four from Planetary.

Dumb? I dunno.
Ill-spoken club-footed Ming the Merciless with sinister agenda? Closer to the truth.
A lovable Godzilla who still wrecks all he touches in the grips of righteous anger and secret greed driven machismo? Spot on, brother.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:10 / 01.12.02
George W. Bush went to Yale.
 
 
Nietzsch E. Coyote
20:35 / 01.12.02
...where he was the third or fourth generation of the Bush line to join the Skull and Bones Society.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
06:11 / 08.12.02
Yeah, but we all know that the 1st Bush was the smart one. He was like Tony Soprano, and George W is like his dumb kid AJ. There's just something creepy about being head of the CIA.
 
 
bio k9
10:07 / 08.12.02
*pointing* The Conversation is still thataway. *pointing*
 
 
000
18:17 / 13.12.02
I love this - whether or not if it's true:

Woman files lawsuit against President
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:53 / 19.12.02
It's not so much that Bush is a total cretin. If only it were that simple he'd be in a trailer somewhere in Fuckwit, TX instead of the White House.

The problem is that he, like many world leaders and people of tremendous global influence (including Tony Blair, incidentally) is prone to what I like to call 'lazy thinking'. In other words, trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator in any given electorate in order to maintain your position of power. Blair and even Bush may actually be quite reasonable people, it's just that they are required almost by mandate to suppress this part of their intellect by the checks and balances inherent in their governing systems. These checks and balances, designed of course (at least in the USA) to prevent any one person becoming too powerful, also end up crippling any one person of any constructive or considerate disposition from exercising that quality.

The problem, therefore, is that too many people of influence in the USA want to protect their fiscal interests, regardless or disdainful of the needs of the vast majority of actual, living, human beings in the world.
 
 
grant
14:50 / 17.01.03
Here's a pdf of a CitizenWorks ad in the New York Times.
 
 
Mr Tricks
17:58 / 17.01.03
 
  

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