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Um...was Buddy Holly...um ...you know...

  
  

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Wrecks City-Zen
21:04 / 10.09.02
All my love-
All my kissin...
You don't know what you've been a missing
Oh boy

A friend brought it up to me today? Could it be? Buddy Holly gay? When he repeated the lyrics to me, it kind of made sense...but I thought I would ask you people since you are so knowledgable.
 
 
Jack Fear
21:29 / 10.09.02
Oh for fuck's sake...
 
 
Wrecks City-Zen
21:39 / 10.09.02
Hee hee.

No, really. Im not trolling, im curious.

For Fuck's sake.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:40 / 10.09.02
This thread. Conversation. Now.
 
 
Hieronymus
22:45 / 10.09.02
Yes, please.
 
 
Ganesh
22:56 / 10.09.02
Also, was Bobby Goldsboro's 'Honey' really about the singer's unholy fetish for immersing his genitalia in glutinous bee-jizz? Stupid, bored, concrete-minded people need to know!!!
 
 
rakehell
03:50 / 11.09.02
Yes.

Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and "The Big Bopper". All killed in the same plane crash through the machinations of a homophobic government.

And he was 23 when he died.

*spooky music cued"
 
 
Sax
06:45 / 11.09.02
'scuse me while I kiss this guy

Jimi? Gay?

Next you'll be telling me he was black.

For fuck's sake*


*(c) Jack Fear 2002
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:00 / 11.09.02
you people

Which people?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:57 / 11.09.02
Freedom.
Freedom for my people.
Freedom for my gay rockabilly people.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
13:44 / 11.09.02
"Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:54 / 11.09.02
Not only was Buddy Holly gay, he was also an E-popping X-head.

Rave on, it's a crazy feeling,
I know you've got me reeling....

He wrote that to his dealer, he did.
 
 
Sax
14:05 / 11.09.02
pretty woman, walking down the street, pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet

Big stalker pervert! And what were you trying to hide with those shades all the time? Rapist! I'm glad you're dead.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:08 / 11.09.02
Hey, I heard that Bon Jovi had to get his stomache pumped once and they found, like, a cup of sperm in his spew. Also, there's something about Richard Geer and a hampster, wait, I'll find a source.

Okay, here's one.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:26 / 11.09.02
When Cupid shot his dart he shot it at your heart

And we all know exactly what kind of shot Holly was singing about there, don't we? Must we throw this filth at our pop kids?
 
 
Jack Fear
14:47 / 11.09.02
Qalyn: I heard the stomach-pumping one back in the day, only I heard it about Rod Stewart.

There are no new celebrity rumors, folks, just the same ones going around with the names changed.
 
 
Sax
14:54 / 11.09.02
I thought it was Mark Almond.

And all these years I've been labouring under the misapprehension that Richarde Gere shoved a HAMPER up his arse. One of those Christmas ones you can buy. With Christmas pud, cake, and a packet of dates in there.
 
 
Bear
15:10 / 11.09.02
What is the hamster story with Richard Gere, you never get to hear the full story (and I doubt the link will work at work)?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:16 / 11.09.02
I'd heard it was Rod Stewart's sperm -- fun fact: every time you see a white stretch limo on the street, it's Rod Stewart following you. Mark Almond? It'd be Cher's sperm, right?

Sax, Gere's American -- in his hamper there is laundry, and why wouldn't he just hire someone to handle his laundry? Unless that's exactly what he did...

Bear, the link should work fine, but it's hardly worth clicking unless you're interested in inane discussion threads ...

Oh. Well. Right.
 
 
Bear
15:19 / 11.09.02
Nah its banned as I expected, my workplace is hamsterphobic I'm afraid.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:07 / 11.09.02
I heard the stomach-pumping one back in the day, only I heard it about Rod Stewart.

Funny, I heard it about Mariah Carey. And it was a pint and a half of sperm.
 
 
Ganesh
18:32 / 11.09.02
Yeah, and there was a nest of spiders' eggs in her hair, and a murderer on the roof of her car. And a vibrator stuck up her arse.

No, really, a friend of a friend told me.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
18:50 / 11.09.02
"Only time will tell if we'll stand the test of time."

Proof that Van Halen is filled with Objectivists. A = A will be the name of their next album.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:01 / 11.09.02
And a vibrator stuck up her arse.

That's hot, damn hot, but I think it belongs in the namedropping thread.
 
 
Wrecks City-Zen
19:53 / 11.09.02
Ya know, I did ask for this thread to be deleted cos I felt a tad stupid for asking...but now I am kind of enjoying it...
 
 
Ganesh
20:29 / 11.09.02
Oh, it was a very stupid question for sure, but now it's in the Conversation it's become endearingly so.
 
 
Wrecks City-Zen
20:55 / 11.09.02
That's Ganesh. I can always count on you to point out the folly of my ways...
 
 
Ganesh
21:14 / 11.09.02
No charge.
 
 
Rev. Orr
08:04 / 12.09.02
"Only time will tell if we'll stand the test of time."

That's right up there with "Love me for a reason - Let the reason be love". Tautology to a backbeat, makes my loins tingle and my toes tap. Does this make me, you know, Texan?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:14 / 12.09.02
I keep wondering whether the Sufi poet Rumi was gay. That would be something of a theological slamdunker for many Islamic thinkers. I just don't know who I can ask without getting shouted at.

I'm also reasonably sure it's less of a dumb question than the one about Buddy Holly.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:14 / 12.09.02
It it true about the lobster?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
08:21 / 12.09.02
No. It was a misunderstanding. Lobsters are short-sighted.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:43 / 12.09.02
I always heard it was Marc Almond. Only it was dog spunk, not human.

Urban myths of the schoolyard ahoy!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
10:11 / 12.09.02
Hang on, Rex is on to something here. Think about it. Peggy Sue? A love song to Johnny Cash.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:21 / 12.09.02
Sort of off-topic (but I'm no longer sure of anything in this thread)-

Am I the only person in the world to think Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl" is very, very rude indeed?
 
  

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