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Tryphena Absent

21:15 / 05.09.02

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH.

Thanks.

21:28 / 05.09.02

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mother&*%$#ing, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

Whew! That was great. Thank you Janina.

~MT

11:40 / 06.09.02

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGg
gggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

puff, blow, pech

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaa
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

cough, spluter, hack.

Excellent, thanks.

12:05 / 06.09.02

*takes run up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F*******************************************************CKED OFF!!!!!

Needed that.

12:21 / 06.09.02

unnh... oof.

*squeak*... blech.

fart.

'Scuze me.

12:33 / 06.09.02

R-A-G-G!!! M-O-P-P!!!!!

RAG MOP!!!! RAG MOP!!!!

13:02 / 06.09.02

Sshhh please.

14:27 / 06.09.02

Can I be so bold as to ask, what's all this noise about? Specifics please...
just looked at the abstract, my days are frequently wrong, between the hours of 9-5, funnily enough..

15:14 / 06.09.02

Illmatic,

Today has just topped off a week of pure hell for me. Our Marketing Department couldn't organise the proverbial brewery activity and as a result I am working 10 hour days all this week to meet their mad demands.

On top of this one of our developers has developed - well, I guess that is his job ;-) a bit of a god complex and refuses to do as I ask, so I have had to pull his access, and he is kicking up an almighty fuss about that - just what I didn't need today.

Still, it is 15 minues to going home, and I intend boozing away the short term memory cells that hold all the info for this week with copious amounts of red wine.

15:20 / 06.09.02

Its been hell.

No one in, me having to cope with the site being hacked, americans who dont understand my voice, my credit card dying and my headaching.

Argh!

15:31 / 06.09.02

PowerPoint fucking sucks. The people I encounter who use it are supposed to be "experts" in their field--yet they allow themselves to be formatted by a bunch of idiot boxes.

Why should a continuing ed. manual be limited to PowerPoint's formatting capabilities?

It shouldn't. Period.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRHH!

*whew!*

Tryphena Absent

17:26 / 06.09.02

I just want to... be able to completely lose it for half an hour. I'm going to take up kickboxing I swear it.

17:28 / 06.09.02

Nah, you don't want kickboxing, you'll get hurt. You want gymboree or Chucky Cheese or paintball or something -- something kids do. I mean, let's face it, kids get to totally flip out almost as much as ninjas do.

Um... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

19:01 / 06.09.02

Rollmops! Rollmops!!! ROLLMOPS!!!!!! ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Five hours, five fucking hours, of academics arguing semantics. WHO CARES ABOUT WHETHER YOU USE THE WORD "LANGUAGE" OR "TERMS"??? I don't, the students don't, you actually don't either if you're honest for a change!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!
(cue very loud Rammstein CD)

19:08 / 06.09.02

fuck.

I'm not very good at shouting, but consider that a heartfelt, utterly fucked off 'fuck'.

Thank you for listening.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

19:10 / 06.09.02

fffffFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

BlllaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRrrrGGGGghhhhhhh

I take food to a table. I ask if anyone wants some grated parmasean cheese (yes, I'm one of the guys that does that. Mock me later, listen to me now). No one responds, they merely continue their conversation, which is my cue to ask again. This time they quiet down, look at each other with puzzled looks, look at ME with puzzled looks, and return to their conversation. I leave.

ONE...BY...ONE they all ask me back to the table to give them cheese. I leave, one asks me to return to cheese them. I ask several times if anyone else wants cheese, no one answers, so I leave. One asks me to return to cheese them. I ask several times if anyone else wants cheese, no one answers, so I leave. One asks me to return to cheese them...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
huff huff huff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

19:26 / 06.09.02

Thanks Johnny, you put things in perspective!

Tip it over their heads next time, then belt them with the pepper mill.

22:02 / 06.09.02

-Shrieks like a banshee-

Jobless and lonely. That's all.

Tryphena Absent

00:42 / 07.09.02

No - kickboxing looks good - I'll suffer some bruises to be able to that thing where you swing your leg round and your shin hits someone's stomach and they are taller than you!

The Return Of Rothkoid

05:54 / 07.09.02

Fucking escaping fucking familial fucking shadows fucking fuck. FUcking distance fucking money fucking DISTANCE fucking AAAAAAAGH!

Fuck.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:38 / 07.09.02

Oh, alright then.

FAAARRRRRKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGG
BOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCKS

sweet bastarding Jesus, that feels better.

16:59 / 09.09.02

aargh.

arrgh.

arrgh.

If only I could teleport, I'd probably feel better.

17:00 / 09.09.02

Sitting back to await my massage. Thank you.

17:05 / 09.09.02

X=0
10 Warm up hands
20 Massage
30 Var=x+1
40 If Var < 60 Goto 20
50 If Var = 60 Goto 60
60 End Massage

17:11 / 09.09.02

But janina, if they're taller than you and do that spinny shinny thing, they'll kick you in the face. With their shin. You'll be screaming through a straw.

18:19 / 09.09.02

Not very good at screaming, but here's a butch grrrrrrrrrr.

My job share partner (remember her? The homophobic one who's totally useless at her job) skived off again last week and my boss has therefore given me tons of fucking work so as to avoid having to sort the problem out.

And I appear to have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Which is going into overdrive because of the move. Grrrrrrrrr again.

20:23 / 09.09.02

ARRRRRGH!!!!!
Im redoing my tower card.

21:36 / 09.09.02

aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh!

bloody amateur bloody opera bloody companies!
with hideously warbly singers grrrrr.........

Tryphena Absent

00:46 / 10.09.02

WE HAD NO OPPORTUNITY TO VOTE IN ANYONE WHO WOULDN'T SUCK BUSH'S TOES WITH GLEE.

Tryphena Absent

00:47 / 10.09.02

kickboxing yeah.

The Return Of Rothkoid

02:24 / 10.09.02

Read the above of mine. Add a doublefuck fucketty fuck fuck fuck AAAAARGH!

The Return Of Rothkoid

02:24 / 10.09.02

What I mean to say is, I'm really upset and annoyed and distressed and just plain sad. Aargh.

Tryphena Absent

02:26 / 10.09.02

Oh Rothkoid, AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, if I want to meet you I have to go to the other side of the world.

05:35 / 10.09.02

Whole different scream this time.
-another banshee B-Horror-Movie scream-
Bastard. Ex. Boyfriends.

07:39 / 10.09.02

Tony FUCKING Blair crawling up George Bush's ASS.
I'm too angry to scream.
Imma stay home and make pipebombs.

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