Potus says:
As I understand the situation in the UK, if you take over a certain amount of LSD you can be declared legally insane and unfit for employment.
Oddly enough, this isn't enshrined in British Law: dullards that we psychiatrists are, we tend to diagnose mental illness according to clinical symptoms rather than 'amount of LSD ingested'.
Of course, you could attempt to induce a permanent psychosis in yourself through prolonged, heavy use of LSD, amphetamines, and so on - and if it turns out you have a genetic predisposition to schizophrenia, say, then you're laughing - or your auditory hallucinations are, anyway. Now all you have to worry about is the likelihood of lifelong problems with paranoia, anxiety, depression and general neuropsychosocial decline. Bingo!
Equally tempting, if you're female, is the prospect of getting yourself pregnant - single mothers have a grrreat time! Then, when you get sick of that, you can always slap the kid around for a while (break a bone or two, maybe), report yourself and look forward to a nice cushy spell in a comfortable open prison.
*sigh*
Or you could maybe stop talking crap and get a job? |
