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Jack Spratt:
Able-bodied people who park in handicapped spaces should be rendered eligible for parking in handicapped spaces.
Preferably by having their legs sliced off with a chainsaw.
Brain dead people who can't drive. As I saw the fifth car this month flipped over on the same stretch of road this month, I didn't think "Boy, I hope the driver's OK", but instead thought, "Thank God, one more moron off the road". Does that make me a bad person?
Also see, Apatosaur sized SUVs.
If one more person tells me that I'm responsible for Dubya because I voted for Nader, I'm going to get a gun.
Ditto. Another thing I loathe are fools who think that the world would be a beautiful, joyous and peaceful place if only Al Gore was president.
fridgesellout:
People who say "So, what do you do?" and expect you to tell them your job.
Try lying. That's what I do.
I tell them I'm a brain surgeon. Or an astronaut. Or a cryptozoologist.
People with right wing political agendas who claim to be "libertarians".
People who actually care how their stupid yard looks.
My neighbors' annoying dogs. I usually like animals, but if I had a frag grenade, that cocker spaniel behind my house would have been blown to bits a long time ago. *BOOM*!
The Apple-Picker:
Being foolish enough to move without asking for any help.
That reminds me. Helping anyone move. Never ever again.
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