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Rev. Orr
08:03 / 15.08.02
Or that there's a lot of things that they're just not telling you...
 
 
DaveBCooper
09:55 / 15.08.02
To read the press coverage – and I do, oh yes I do – men wank, with a can of beer and a meat pie for afterwards, over a ragged copy of Loaded, in some filthy pit of dirt and grime and disgusting loneliness.
Women, on the other hand, explore their sexuality, with candles, soft music playing in the background and in an environment full of soft cushions and general loveliness.

So, to answer your question, I think the word would be ‘explorer’.
No wonder people giggle about Ranulph Twistleton Wickham Fiennes being obe of the greatest explorers in the world. Or maybe it’s just the name.

DBC
 
 
Bear
10:27 / 15.08.02
Bear: "Flicking the Bean"
That was a typo, wasn't it, you coy and cuddly cub?

I'm afraid not ZoCher, I'm no longer a cub anymore, the bear has been unleashed!

How about "rubbing one out"? I dunno mine seem to be a bit rough, I like explorer, although it doesn't have the same comedy sound as "Wank"
 
 
Char Aina
13:48 / 15.06.05
did you ever decide, xoc?

see, 'rubbin the nubbin' is my favourite, but i dont know if it counts as official.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:23 / 15.06.05
Not quite the same thing really, but frotteuse has always appealed. Things sound so much better in French.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
16:36 / 15.06.05
When I was a kid we called female masturbation "Frigging", and thus frigging females were "Friggers". I just checked my OE-Dictionary, however, and apparently we were wrong about it's gender-specificity:

frigger (Now coarse slang). L16. A person who masturbates or copulates.

I wish I still had my friggin' Bumper-Big-Bang-Slang-Bang-Gang-Bang-Wallop-Word-Thingy [sic].....
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:11 / 15.06.05
My goodness, this thread was a blast from the past, like bumping into Gary Glitter in a bingo hall in Cambodia.

I printed off the thread for my then boss (Gordon Ramsay's scrawny little brother, I imagined) and he was tickled by the suggestions. It was a while ago now and I have no memory of the decisions we then made that would thereafter be obligatory in sophisticated Edinburgh circles.

"Flicking the bean" has stayed with me. I think of it just about every time I buy a tin of baked ones. A Chinese Lesbian friend recently gave me a new term, but I have no idea how to spell it. I think I'm probably reaching beyond my grasp here, meddling in mysteries no man should.

I got the glowing reference by the way and, on the strength of it, got promoted and moved to London. Female masturbation did me such a good turn. I should study it further.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
22:41 / 15.06.05
I was just thinking and drifting, and the following seed erupted through my head and sprouted all over my vidi-screen:

"Masturbation is a sign of a one-sided relationship."

My sincerest apologies if I'm offending anyone, especially if I've ripped this off from someone else (actually, have I? Google?). But the sentence was like a welcome mirror, showing me the state I've become and slapping me awake: for I now feel I've been struggling too long with Irony (see)and Synchronicity, and to be painfully and brutally honest, I'm feeling a little tired, used, chaffed, and sore.... (groan)....Ow!
 
  

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