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The greatest sweet in the world...

 
  

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Mourne Kransky
20:48 / 14.08.02
bithiekittie: baklava, fresh and extra syrupy

I bow to the sophisticated taste buds of bk. I'll see your baklava and I'll raise you a dish of baklava with pistachio icecream like they do in NW10.

and Ariadne: soor plooms were fine but too sharp for me. The lime in chocolate limes is more notional than tangy, so it just flavours the chocolate in the centre, heating up on your tongue.

Have just thought of Olde English Spangles. Mmm, got the munchies now...
 
 
Bad Horse
21:01 / 14.08.02
Wham bars are sadly missed.

My latest sweet discovery is Fizzy Flips, in particular the cream soda and cola flavours.
 
 
Cat Chant
07:28 / 15.08.02
Overexcited by the concept of cream soda and cola flavours, I just ran a google search on "fizzy flips" and came up with:

not one but two

links to My Little Pony fanfiction

containing, I see, gems of stylistic brilliance like "As much as I want to facilitate with your confectionary paraphernalia, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disavow, on account of, I have things to extemporize."

I think my Internet is different from your Earth Internet.
 
 
Bear
09:05 / 15.08.02
Wham bars are still around I saw some yesterday - they'll probably be here long after we are, after the nuclear war they'll mutate and rule this planet...I've seen the future they'll travel around in hollowed out Zooms
WHAM !
 
 
sleazenation
09:09 / 15.08.02
fizzy Fruits! - all the taste of fruit but with none of the goodness and extra sugar to boot!
 
 
Bad Horse
09:16 / 15.08.02
Sorry Deva, Fizzy Jerkz. Fool that I am. Can I post an image?

Wham Bars! Where? How do I get one? Online? Must go google now, bye.
 
 
Cat Chant
09:35 / 15.08.02
No need to apologize, My Little Pony fanfiction is a find on a level with Fizzy Jerkz, I'm sure...
 
 
Bad Horse
10:24 / 15.08.02
[thread rot] Are there parallels to be infered regarding the sudden influx of chuckleheads (being one myself) and the language conventions in common use on this board?[/thread rot]
 
 
Knight's Move
11:12 / 15.08.02
Megan, I'm distraught," she said. "Nobody comprehends a monas troponym I assert."

My God, I empathise so much with Wind Whistler here...
 
 
Fra Dolcino
11:18 / 15.08.02
Before X-files, us nippers had to make do with sherbert filled wafer flying saucers that melted on the tongue, and were a 10p mix gobbling 2p each. The Rolls Royce of the pick and mix tray.

What happened to them?

After a 3 week barbe-holiday, this thread is the only thing that could have roused me from my slumber.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:20 / 15.08.02
Sax has hit the nail on the head with Uncle Joe's...

If anyone's interested who's in London, there's a place on Upper Street, towards Highbury Corner, that still sells 'em...

good ol' Wigan sweets.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:11 / 18.11.02
Pear.
Drops.

Oh, my loves, how could I forsake you?

Flying Saucers were a poor excuse for a sweet. I can see the meeting:

"We need a new sweet sensation and we need it now, before ver kids drop sugar in favour of this new-fangled "discotheque" music. It should be as cheap as possible while ensuring the continued sales of our own brand toothpastes."

"I've got it! Put some sugar inside a couple of pieces of paper!"

"Genius!"
 
 
Fra Dolcino
14:57 / 19.11.02
You bitter cynic. How could you deny the hedonism of the outside wafer melting on your tongue, releasing that sherbert. Cosmic.

You couldn't afford them could you, poor boy? Get out of my gang hut and go and play with the half-a-penny mojo kids.
 
 
The Natural Way
15:04 / 19.11.02
Right.

Candy cigarettes are rank. Nuff said.

Wine Gums. A quarter of. Before school. Greasy treats.

And when I was a child Fruit Pastilles ruled the world.

This doesn't include chocolate, does it? This is about sweets, surely? "Chocolate", 'far as I'm concerned, is utterly distinct from "sweets".
 
 
Punji Steak
15:09 / 19.11.02
No one has mentioned fruit salads? Unbelievable... the true king of the penny sweet. Next you'll be telling me club biscuits were better than penguins. Huh!
 
 
Punji Steak
15:10 / 19.11.02
And rhubarb and custards too - now they were probably even better.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:44 / 19.11.02
Ive always had a thing for the Lik-A-Stix...candy stick to be dumped in assorted flavoured sugarpowders and then licked. repeat as necessary.I just eat the stick and then dump the powder into my mouth...must get some.
 
 
w1rebaby
23:56 / 19.11.02
For grown-up (read: expensive, goes with booze) sweets, what about chocolate-covered crystallised ginger? Mmmmmmm. Sweet, yet bites. The adult cola bottle. The Betty Blue of confectionary.
 
 
The Monkey
03:38 / 20.11.02
Reading this thread has activated that distinct region of the hypothalamus that craves cola bottles and the infinite spectrum of gummy confections.I have to go rob an FAO Sweetz store.
 
 
ephemerat
07:09 / 20.11.02
ZoCher:

I bow to the sophisticated taste buds of bk. I'll see your baklava and I'll raise you a dish of baklava with pistachio icecream like they do in NW10.

Oh. My. God.

>Steps back and misses chair<

Have I never lived?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:43 / 06.05.04
Whoa. WHOA. WOAAARGGHHAOOOW. W W W.

This was my reaction on first tasting the wonderful wondrousnessness of strawberry Fruittella Plus. Like solid, chewy strawberry yoghurt, only without being rancid (as solid, chewy yoghurt would tend to be. Well, if not 'rancid', then possibly 'cheese').

I have a new darling, the banana Fruitella (standard version) now seeming to be xstinked.
 
 
w1rebaby
17:34 / 06.05.04
Fruitella Plus? It'll be Fruitella Xtreme next, you mark my words.
 
 
Ex
18:21 / 06.05.04
And rhubarb and custards too - now they were probably even better.

Now they rocked hard. Too much fruity tang on your tongue? Simply spin the sweet in your mouth to maximise creamy custard. And when that gets bland, continue to rotate the diminishing orb to the fruity side.
Marks and Spencers does them now, but they're wrong; smaller, less solid and less contrast between the halves. The rhubarb side should be like scraping your tongue with a sherbert-dusted file.

Talking of which, I used to make my own sherbert when I was young. 7 parts icing sugar, one part bicorbonate of soda, two parts citric acid, grind with the back of a spoon.

I nominate the Indian sweets (Burfi?) which are similar to fudge but less sickly, predominantly almond-y but often with interesting hints of cardamom or clove.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
08:38 / 07.05.04
Things in jars make me happy. Boiled sweets make me happy. Therefore the ultimate in happiness is surely achieved by having a large glass jar full of boiled sweets. I shall put in motion my plan to create such an item forthwith. But what sweets should go in it? I am not actually hugely fond of rhubarb and custards, but I dare say that a few could be accommodated. What else?

Jargonelle pear drops
Butterscotch
Fruit drops
Sherbet lemons
Winter mixture
Liquorice & blackcurrant
Murray mints
Humbugs

Any others? Obviously one would have a separate jar for pick'n'mix or jelly sweets...
 
 
Axolotl
08:53 / 07.05.04
I personally go for anything with aniseed in. Aniseed balls are good, especially the odd little seed thing in the middle. However they do not measure up to aniseed twists, which though less practical due to their sticky nature triumph due to their odd cough-mixturesque taste and general high quality. And they have to be sold in paper bags wrapped with a twist, old school style.
 
 
Ex
09:46 / 07.05.04
Kit-Cat, wouldn't keeping mints in the same jar as fruits and mild buttery sweets lead to a hopeless cross-contamination of flavours?
Not that your project isn't a noble one; simply that you should have more jars. Possibly matching kilner jars, possibly scaled in size (small jar for wintermixtures humbugs and sundry mints, medium jar for butterscotch, big jar for pear and fruit drops and lemon sherberts).

I can hear you asking: where does my liqourice go? It goes in the bin, with all the other liquorice, because it is the foul black arse-tar of Satan.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
09:55 / 07.05.04
You, sir, are my hero. I thoroughly approve of your proposal.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
09:56 / 07.05.04
(Though I fear we are doomed to differ on the subject of liquorice)
 
 
tom-karika nukes it from orbit
10:25 / 07.05.04
Sherbet Lemons! I've just been reminded about Sherbet Lemons!

* Walks to shop to buy Sherbet Lemons *
 
 
Saveloy
14:37 / 07.05.04
Ex:

"sundry mints"

Band name! Or name for something. Possibly even a nice lady in a story, or - a sweet shop.

KCC, you should take your jars and open a tiny sweetie shop up a side street in a small sea-side town, and have a small bowl of home-made toffee apples on the counter. All the jars should be on needlessly high shelves, so that you have to use one of those tiny step ladder things to reach anything. Whilst not reaching for things, you can be sat behind the counter reading about history - preferrably the history of sweeties.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
14:54 / 07.05.04
That is the best idea anyone has had in the history of the world.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
17:54 / 07.05.04
Does nobody remember Texan Bars?

Hard, ductile, intensely chewy pseudo-nougat coated in chocolate - you had to clamp your jaw on the bar, pulling it with two firmly gripped fists to even stand a chance of biting any off. Even then you'd be lucky; the likelihood would be that you had a yard-long span of nougat stretched out between clenched jaw and quivering fists.

It even had a cowboy on the wrapper.

And yes, Wham! bars truly rocked like motherfuckers. Shocking pink sugar-compound peppered with neon green uranium crystals. Jizz-tastic.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:36 / 07.05.04
KCC, please have that shop.

You can still be clever about books, just in an over-the-counter, "Would you like one of our 'free with flying saucers' house specials?" reaches-under-the-counter-and-produces-a-book kind of way.
 
  

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