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Invisibles college: curriculum

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:06 / 31.07.02
Brain 101: Why you can still use Brain if you did not go to much school; why, despite having been to much school, you may not actually be using Brain.
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
12:24 / 31.07.02
Will Brain 101 also include lessons in how to use Brain if you have been to too much school?
 
 
Jack Fear
12:29 / 31.07.02
Geography 305: Selfawaria: Its Terrain and Topography.
 
 
Grey Area
12:43 / 31.07.02
Life Skills 101 (iv): Basic Washing-machine operation.

Life Skills 101 (v): 'whither milk?'; the role of cleaning the fridge in maintaining team cohesion and morale.

Life Skills 101 (Practical Exam): Find your local supermarket. Enter it, together with at least one (1) partner. Purchase ingredients for a basic meal, asking for directions within the shop at least once. Find your way back home via an alternative route. Cook and eat the planned meal, making sure to dispose of the leftovers from the fridge within four (4) standard days.
This practical exam will be conducted with participants dressed in a fashion accepted for everyday interaction by exoteric society, and utilising the language commonly spoken in the locale.
Points will be deducted for the following:
- 1 point for every person found staring at the exam participants due to their appearance and/or language.
- 5 points for every item stolen by participants (10 points for vehicles)
- 20 points for every person accidentally injured.
- 30 points for every person accidentally killed.

Automatic failure will result from:
- Arrest
- Death of a participant
- Acts of arson
- Plagarism
- Summoning of creatures and/or personalities from alternative dimensions and/or timelines.
 
 
Sax
09:59 / 01.08.02
Eighties Studies.
 
 
Grey Area
11:00 / 01.08.02
All participants in Marksmanship courses of any level are required to attend at least one semester of Fashion 101, Creative Creating 101 and Shop 101, so that they can create weapons like these:

funky firearms
wonderful weaponry

Possesion of at least one such altered weapon is now a requirement for attending Fashion 332 (because nothing is as fabulous as a rhinestone bedecked pink AK-47 trimmed with faux leopardskin).

Hat off to Pabloboy for originally posting these links in the Creation thread on big, big guns.
 
 
Knight's Move
12:23 / 01.08.02
Paranoia 101: How to detemine that some one is after you.

Parnoia 201: How to tell if they are really after you or if you are imagining it.

Paranoia Advanced studies: How to tell if your belief that it is your imagination is due to their orbital mind control lasers.

Psycho-paranoia 101: How to treat some one who has passed the Advanced studies certificate.

Conspiracy ???: If you don't know the number you're not meant to be at the class.

Conspiracy ???: How to tell whose conspiracy is responsible for the wierdness you are experiencing. (See cross over with Paranoia 201: Is it really planned wierdness?)

Whilst I hate to go all Zoom Roleplay Appreciation Society in the Conversation forum (actually I'm lying I'm not sorry at all bwahahaha) has anyone else come across GURPS IOU? The spin off to the Illuminati book that features the Illuminati University, that contains very similar things to this. I'd post some stuf but I can't seem to find the book now...perhaps they got it...
 
  

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