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Invisibles college: curriculum

 
  

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Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
06:03 / 27.07.02
What would be on the curriculum of an invisibles/barbelith college or training ground?
 
 
gravitybitch
07:29 / 27.07.02
Marksmanship. With a wide variety of weapons.
 
 
Ganesh
10:19 / 27.07.02
Morrissey 101.
 
 
Naked Flame
10:29 / 27.07.02
HTML, empty-handed insurrection, PHP, cat-herding, astral travel, and Buffy.

Not to mention Self-Discovery 101: Which Transformer/Ewok/Kitchen Appliance Are You?
 
 
Trijhaos
11:33 / 27.07.02
Self-discovery 201: Ninja or Pirate?
 
 
Bill Posters
12:18 / 27.07.02
CBT 301: Discover Which Kind Works For You.
 
 
Mazarine
15:31 / 27.07.02
Fashion 332- Looking fabulous while saving the world.
 
 
Grey Area
15:35 / 27.07.02
Elective Course: Leatherwork for Fun and Protection.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
18:47 / 27.07.02
fasion 201---Does this make my ass look big?

Shop 106---"Your first water pipe"

Anthro 217---Hallucinogenic and Psychedelic Drugs of ancient cultures

Business 158---Hallucinogenic and Psychedelic Drugs for fun and profit
 
 
Mazarine
00:51 / 28.07.02
Sociology/Philosophy (interdisciplinary) 447- Advanced Shallowness: Maintaining Superficiality in the Face of World Changing Crisis.
 
 
the Fool
01:13 / 29.07.02
Fashion 332- Looking fabulous while saving the world.

this has to be a core subject. I mean, why just save the world when you can look great while doing it?
 
 
Mazarine
01:20 / 29.07.02
Psych 202- "Who Aren't I?" Avoiding the harmful side effects of a false sense of true identity.
 
 
6opow
06:36 / 29.07.02
"Psych 202- "Who Aren't I?" Avoiding the harmful side effects of a false sense of true identity."

beautiful.
 
 
Boy in a Suitcase
07:33 / 29.07.02
Lit 157 – The Ironic Postmodern as Central Organizational Principle of Self
Also known as "Lit 157 – Imitating Fictional Characters"
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:36 / 29.07.02
Ethics 102: avoiding relativistic paralysis
Ethics 203: advanced consequentialism - choices under fire

Theory 103: clarity of vision in world reconfiguration (I)
Theory 402: the art of peaceful non-compromise
 
 
Sebastian
13:43 / 29.07.02
Theory 103: clarity of vision in world reconfiguration (I)
Theory 402: the art of peaceful non-compromise


Practice 101: able to walk naked through crowded down town at noon time.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:17 / 29.07.02
Proper Archaeology 101- jumping over pits and fighting Nazis.
Bullshit 101- learning the ability to use the word "metaprogramming" in a sentence in such a way that no-one realises you don'y know what it actually means.
Wildlife 101- which is cooler? badgers or squirrels?
 
 
grant
16:15 / 29.07.02
Neurochemistry.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:44 / 29.07.02
I'll see your neurochemistry and raise you a psychopharmacology.
 
 
Grey Area
17:06 / 29.07.02
Practical Medicine 101: Field treatment of bullet, stab, burn and crush wounds.

Metalworking 102: Construction of armoured escape vehicles from randomly scavenged junk. (hey, if the A-Team can do it so should we)

Skullduggery 101: Lock picking, pick-pocketing, skulking.

Psych 203: "Hello Me", dealing with meeting future/past versions of yourself.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:23 / 29.07.02
Self-Discovery 201: Melting down your ego with multitudes of meaningless personality tests.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
18:40 / 29.07.02
Brogha'ag leithe llarron yeshli'mon uhar, brogha yemin fri'ag 101.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:42 / 29.07.02
Fashion 201: Advanced Duct-Tape usage.
 
 
Seth
20:46 / 29.07.02
Certificate for Financial Advisers
 
 
gravitybitch
00:39 / 30.07.02
Advanced Seminar - Embracing the Paradox: It's Not Just About Time Travel
 
 
Stone Mirror
02:53 / 30.07.02
Physical Education 204: Blindfolded Knife Throwing

(for convenience, this is scheduled immediately preceding, and down the hall from, Practical Medicine 101)
 
 
Mazarine
03:08 / 30.07.02
Driver's Ed.
 
 
Margin Walker
06:21 / 30.07.02
Extra Credit: Meme Creation
 
 
Grey Area
06:51 / 30.07.02
Home Economics 201: "Stale sandwiches and takeout coffee" Nutricious meals on the run.

Physical Education 304: Blindfolded Knife Catching
(Please note: A passing grade of B+ or higher required in Practical Medicine 101 and Physical Education 204 before you may sign up for this course)

Wildlife 201: Greater and Lesser Demon Recognition, Summoning and Banishing
(Please note: Only open to participants in Anthro 217 and Psych 202)
 
 
—| x |—
06:54 / 30.07.02
Advanced Alchemy 555: "The Stone." The search for meaning and value in life or how to turn your shit into gold.

Religious Studies 333: "Telephoning God and getting a message saying this number is no longer in service." A practical guide to becoming your own divinity.

Philosophy 444: "Structuralism and Post-Structuralism." This course will serve to show the student how to look for the deep structures in the quantum entanglements that he or she experiences in daily life. After the student shows competence in the ability to define these structures, he or she will then be required to deconstruct his or her own metaphorical language within his or her interpretations of these same deep structures. See your shit, turn it to gold, and see through value of gold. Prerequisites include Advanced Alchemy 555, Modern Physics 313--Quantum Entanglements and You, and two previous course in philosophy. Requirements will include a "Eureka" moment, and then the resulting nervous breakdown that results in seeing how wrong the Eureka was.
 
 
e-n
15:23 / 30.07.02
Intoduction to classes:Faking it until you're making it.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
18:52 / 30.07.02
Philosophy 404: Fourth Dimensional Critical Thinking and Anti-Logic

Magickal Studies 211: Learn to master the Goetia or die trying, Self defense against various psycic phenomena
 
 
Mazarine
19:01 / 30.07.02
Music Appreciation, one band at a time:

120- Kula Shaker- Because by the time you get your bachelors, you will be a mystical machine gun.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
19:08 / 30.07.02
Life Skills 101: being able to talk to people, use a map, ask someone on a date without changing colour.

Life Skills 101 (ii): Personal hygene, cooking for small to medium sized groups without burning down college accomodation, the value of grammar and language.

Life Skills 101 (iii): "shoelaces - not a difficult concept"; the tie and cravatte in theory and practice; body language and dress codes.

Collectively, these courses are known as 'functionality in the pre-conscious world', or more colloquially as 'not getting locked up, arrested or incinerated whilst not on Revolutionary Business'.
 
 
Boy in a Suitcase
23:14 / 30.07.02
Lit 203: Imitating Fictional Characters Who are Imitating Other Fictional Characters, Who are Imitating Life, Who Are Written by People Imitating Fictional Characters Writing About Fictional Characters Who They Then Imitate in an Imitation of Christ.
 
  

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