Ahh, you've shaved off the homosexual beard then, Fridgemagnet? 
 
For those who've never met me, I'm around 5'10", slender (with a pot-belly), glasses, used (when I had a goatee) to be compared to Dr Green off 'ER' except even more nerdy (now clean-shaven but still nerdy), mousy-brown hair.  Will undertake to wear black jeans (possibly leather ones if I'm feeling pervy), black short-sleeved shirt with sunset print (the same one I wore to Pride - it's fresh out of the wash) and leather blazer/jacket. 
 
I'm afraid I do not actually have the head of an elephant - although my penis is of moderately elephantine proportions.  This is unlikely to help you recognise me in a crowded pub. 
 
See you there, y'all.			 |