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Begging as a Business

 
  

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Tamayyurt
21:07 / 21.07.02
I can support myself and make mad money without a job. How? Become a street begger. I know it seems simple. You just chill at a busy intersection and every time the light turns red you go car to car and ask for money.

But I was talking to a bum the other day and we did the math.

Lets say you get a dollar every time the light turns red. (every 3 min.)
You'll make 20 dollars an hour.

Now let's say you're out there from 6 - 6 (12 hrs.)

That's $240 a day.

A week, assuming you take the weekend off, you'll make $1,200!!!

No boss, no taxes, you can make your own hours... I want to be a fucking begger when I grow up!
 
 
Naked Flame
21:14 / 21.07.02
Lets say you get a dollar every time the light turns red.

Haven't road tested this one yet, eh?
 
 
Rage
21:25 / 21.07.02
You've also gotta lose some of your dignity, but as long as you can surpass this: beg on!

It's incredibly simple for me to make $20 in 15 minutes this way. I've done it before.
 
 
Rage
21:28 / 21.07.02
(I never understood why people bothered asking for spare change on street corners. I have no problem walking up to random people and asking them if they can spare a buck or two.)
 
 
invisible_al
10:44 / 22.07.02
Ah tragically, I have this overactive protestant work ethic that prevents me from doing such. I even have trouble with being on the dole, suprising how government propaganda can get to you.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:49 / 22.07.02
Ya know, I'm absolutely astonished more people haven't thought of this terrific money-spinning idea, often settling on the remunerative and highly rewarding work of begging only after homelessness, substance abuse or other external force has rendered them largely unemployable for any other purpose.

Most peculiar.
 
 
Ganesh
10:57 / 22.07.02
But they have! It says so in the Daily Mail!
 
 
Shortfatdyke
11:04 / 22.07.02
there was a beggar sleeping outside tesco in the angel this morning, presumably he'd overslept as it was 7.30, so i got off the bus, kicked him and told him what a fucking easy life he had.

which was rather foolish of me - i should've hung around the junction in his place and made easy, easy money, instead of coming to the office and playing on the internet for 8 hours.

some people just don't know they're born.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
11:23 / 22.07.02
Beggin nuthin'. You want to get where the real money is, become a disabled black lesbian. You'll have it made.

Is it my turn for a smoke of the stupid pipe yet?
 
 
Ganesh
11:25 / 22.07.02
If only I were able to become pregnant, I'd be set up for life...
 
 
Shortfatdyke
11:28 / 22.07.02
well i'm going to try suicide again and be richer than the lot of you.

here, randy, the pipe's all yours....
 
 
Ganesh
11:31 / 22.07.02
I've just amputated both my legs with a rusty bread-knife. Sunday Times Rich List, here I come!
 
 
w1rebaby
11:34 / 22.07.02
I'm told prostitution's great, too. Worked for Julia Roberts.
 
 
Sax
11:35 / 22.07.02
Well I'm going to disguise myself as an asylum seeker. And get loads of benefits. And probably a council house, and a bus pass.

What an easy life THAT must be.
 
 
w1rebaby
12:03 / 22.07.02
Become an asylum seeker, then beg during the day and sell your arse all night. Imagine the cash you could get then.
 
 
Bill Posters
12:10 / 22.07.02
I have spent a short amount of time begging (not, strictly-speaking, out of need, but 'cos the people I was with needed to). I can only challenge anyone to try it and see how you feel after just two minutes of being at 'best' invisible and at worst, looked at like that.
 
 
Char Aina
03:25 / 07.05.03
yeah, its old, but i'm reviving it.


there is a beggar who has his patch on ashton lane, and he has attacked am aquaintance of mine for supposedly stealing his patch. (my friend went up to someone while waiting at that junction to ask them the time, he's a scruffy little oik)

this same man lives below a friend of mine, in a building where most of the flats cost £190-210 per room to rent.

he and his partner in beggaring live together in said flat, and swap patches regularly.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
03:46 / 07.05.03
There's a beggar round the corner from me who's so well off he doesn't actually beg himself; he employs a team of uniformed beggars, all of them models, to do it for him whilst he sits in a tennis umpire's chair, telling them who to ask for money through a megaphone between mouthfuls of truffles and caviar.

Don't get me started on this guy............
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:14 / 07.05.03
That's The Queen, dude!
 
 
waxy dan
07:18 / 07.05.03
impulsivelad
I remember working in a pub in Dublin a few years ago. Several of the regulars were beggars on the street outside. They would drink unmercilessly, and complain if they made less than 60 quid in the few hours when they were outside. They typically got 80 a day. In punt, so that's... if I remmeber right, about 50 or 60 Sterling.

It's true, they made shit loads of money. Certainly more than I'm likely to be earning any time soon. At least for the number of hours they worked.

They also had no homes, and no real lives to speak of. It's not something I would want.

Last weekend in Camden, a guy with no fingers on his left hand was begging by an ATM. I've seen him there a few times. He's Scottish, came down to London and got married. When he seperated with his wife he became an alocohic and never quite managed to pull himself out before becoming homeless. The girls in front of me in the cue were arguing with him that he was better off than they. They apparently were still paying off their student loans, whereas he had no debt to recover from. So, logically, any money he brought in was entirely his to do with as he wished. But somehow the arguement failed to convince him. Odd that.
 
 
Ganesh
07:46 / 07.05.03
"Unmercilessly"?
 
 
waxy dan
08:25 / 07.05.03
As in without mercy.. drinking a lot.
 
 
Ganesh
08:32 / 07.05.03
That would be "mercilessly" then.
 
 
Jub
08:34 / 07.05.03
Ganesh - what does "pedant" mean?
 
 
Ganesh
08:49 / 07.05.03
Jub, what does "cliched rejoinder" mean?

I'm sure some individuals exists who possess the necessary skills, approach, manner to profit from begging - just as (so I'm told) there are those devious souls who intentionally infect themselves with HIV (known, charmingly, as 'bug chasers') in order to be set up for life. Ditto 'deliberate' amputees, or even those eeevil child-spawning slappers. Despite their considerable demonisation in the right-wing tabloid press, I've never met one of these rare creatures, and I suspect they must be rather unusual individuals, one way or another, to successfully inhabit such unenviable societal niches.
 
 
Jub
09:09 / 07.05.03
Jub, what does "cliched rejoinder" mean?

Erm... does it mean you're cleverer than me?
 
 
Ganesh
09:10 / 07.05.03
Cleverer and snarkier.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:37 / 07.05.03
Hang on - have you been using my hemisphere while I was asleep, Ganesh?
 
 
Char Aina
11:32 / 07.05.03
you guys should steal a brain and stop the confusion.


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I'm sure some individuals exists ...

yeah, i figured that the homeless and dejected are more common than the entreprenuerial beggars. that doesnt stop teh fact that this guy makes a SHITLOAD of money from the student population of the west end of glasgow. he is an intimidating bastard, and he asks every person who passes, regardless of whether he has stopped them already.

i would personally like to warn everyone that he is a bastard and try and get them to redirect their funds to better, more needy people.

and yes, i do mean better people.

he has threatened folks other than my aquaintance for getting in his way.
 
 
Char Aina
11:33 / 07.05.03
and how does one spell entrepreneurial? is that right?

it looks a bit feckin unwieldy...
 
 
Ganesh
11:35 / 07.05.03
Perhaps you could identify him a little more accurately, then, Toksik? Post his picture?
 
 
Char Aina
11:55 / 07.05.03
mate, if i had it i would.

if i had evidence i would report him.
 
 
Ganesh
13:05 / 07.05.03
Okay. If I'm in Glasgow, I won't give money to anyone. Being Aberdonian, this is second nature.
 
 
Char Aina
13:30 / 07.05.03
just watch out at busy intersection that are poulated by the young and gullible. all the 'real' beggars are threatened and chased out of the prime spots by the money makers who want to protect their interests.

i also like to donate food to homeles guys rather than cash sometimes.
 
 
Baz Auckland
14:53 / 07.05.03
But how much harm is this guy really causing if any? If you know that he doesn't deserve it, ah well. You're talking about panhandlers!Bastard CEOs don't deserve the millions upon millions they get either, and I would say they're more deserving of effort against them.
 
  

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