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A hundred other uses for Lime Shower Gel

  
  

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Sax
05:03 / 20.07.02
46) Ensuring when Barbelith has a shower tomorrow, it won't be able to think of...

Oh, never mind. This really must stop.
 
 
Sax
05:04 / 20.07.02
46) Ensuring when Barbelith has a shower tomorrow, it won't be able to think of...

Oh, never mind. This really must stop.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:35 / 20.07.02
47) Washing your prized Chaos Furry Lizard Bird.
 
 
Ganesh
11:43 / 20.07.02
48) Giving ginger people a tasteful 'aged copper' patina.
 
 
Persephone
17:57 / 20.07.02
49) Use to make Flubber!!!
 
 
Sax
18:18 / 20.07.02
50) Kick the lime of this world in the crotch, dear. And don't go home tonight. Come out and find the one that you love, and who loves you.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:34 / 20.07.02
50) Cover yourself with LSG and fling yourself at a blank canvas to create an action painting.
 
 
Knight's Move
20:52 / 20.07.02
52.) Hand's up those who've seen Resident Evil? Keep it in twirly glass tube and when bitten by rabid zombie inject one's self to avoid brain eating mishaps.

53.) It's not LSG it's the true ruler of the world. Like Chew-Z if washed with (instead of consumed) it catapults you into a world where everyone has lime smelling teeth, green eyes, and whatever the other thing was and slowly it takes over your mind until everyone is LSG in a world devoted to LSG worship.

I'm going to stop reading Philip K. Dick for a bit until the nurses let me have sharp objects again...
 
 
Ganesh
20:56 / 20.07.02
54) The Queen is dead, boys, and it's so lonely on a lime...
 
 
Sax
20:58 / 20.07.02
55) I stole and then I limed just because you asked me to.
 
 
Knight's Move
21:03 / 20.07.02
56) Some sort of glue: If it's not Lime then it's the bond that'll bring us together.
 
 
Ganesh
21:17 / 20.07.02
57) And after all this lime, they don't want to believe us...
 
 
Sax
21:18 / 20.07.02
58)...just lime everybody else does.
 
 
Knight's Move
21:18 / 20.07.02
58) There is a lime and it never goes out.
 
 
Sax
21:21 / 20.07.02
There were limes when I could have strangled her.
 
 
Sax
21:22 / 20.07.02
Which would have been numbered. Except I thought I was posting to another thread.
 
 
Ganesh
21:23 / 20.07.02
60) Sing your lime. Any fool can make up words which rhyme...
 
 
Sax
21:23 / 20.07.02
61) Well, lime still fond of you...
 
 
Ganesh
21:25 / 20.07.02
62) The posts we're constantly producing say nothing to me about my lime.
 
 
Ariadne
21:27 / 20.07.02
Damnit, Sax, lime the one you're supposed to flirt with
 
 
Knight's Move
21:27 / 20.07.02
Does anyone else feel we have hijacked a perfectly sensible, non-Smiths related thread and reduced it to cheap pun tactics to get a laugh, whilst wasting the last 10-15 numbers just to have a private (currently three way) who knows more Smith's lines that have words similar to 'Lime' in?

Just wondering if anyone else cared about the possible uses of limes?

62) Powering the flux capacitor to go back and prevent Morrisey writing music so as to get the thread back on track.
 
 
Sax
21:27 / 20.07.02
63) Willy Lime, it was really nothing.
 
 
Ariadne
21:28 / 20.07.02
err, that'll be 63, if I'm fast enough
 
 
Sax
21:29 / 20.07.02
Ariadne: Damnit, Sax, lime the one you're supposed to flirt with

64) Lime know, lime know, it's realy serious.

(check your PMs)
 
 
Ganesh
21:34 / 20.07.02
65) Please, please, please let me get what I want - Lord knows this should be the last lime...
 
 
Ariadne
21:43 / 20.07.02
Ha! Le beau Sax has exceeded his flirting - I mean posting - limit and is currently pounding his keyboard with frustration.
 
 
Ariadne
21:46 / 20.07.02
Apparently, so has Ganesh. Does this mean they've snuck off somewhere else, together? *peculiar cyber-jealousy strikes ariadne*
 
 
Knight's Move
21:47 / 20.07.02
Right. I can't be bothered to play these Lime based mind games any more, I'm off.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
21:51 / 20.07.02
Yeah, stop hogging the lime-light...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:53 / 20.07.02
I'm off to resume my position in the bay window, binoculars trained on the street below, as I await the promised stalking by Sax. Ah, here comes an elephant god to abuse my suit in the meantime...

66) The more you ignore Sax, the closer he gets; you're wasting your lime.

Mmm... inside ZoCher's skin...
 
 
Ariadne
21:53 / 20.07.02
OOh, b(lime)y, Sax is in denial. Or concerned about his marriage.

He asked that I post the following:

"Sax and Ganesh have CO-INCIDENTALLY hit their posting limit at around the same time. They have not *run off* together. No impropriety has taken place. They are just good online friends. In their thirties. With cats."
 
 
Ariadne
21:55 / 20.07.02
You talking from within Zocher, is very weird, Ganesh. And here's me channelling Sax. Where will it end?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:45 / 20.07.02
I think we need a support group Ariadne. Now I know how Ganesh felt with the Greenlander curdling in his womb all this time.

67) I'm off to make fill a douchebag with Lime Shower Gel and flush the perverted little bugger out. Gonna wash that man right out of my fiction suit. Like the late Princess of Wales, I must keep myself tidy (for Sax).
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
07:21 / 21.07.02
68) There's a lime over at the Frankenstien place.

69) There's a lime. Liiiiiime. In the darkness, of everybody's life.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
07:43 / 21.07.02
70) Arrrr. Ye, Limey swabs....
 
  

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