|  |  | | I watched this again the other day just to make sure... 
 And it's still terrible.
 
 I just don't get it, guys:
 
 the characters and plot are flat and lame
 
 the exposition and foreshadowing is so thick and clumsy you could scrape it up with a trowel
 
 the water and "Swing, Meryl!" stuff is just fucking laughable and, well, deeply fucking unsatisfying
 
 And that crap about signs and coincidences: sheeeeeeeit
 
 God, I really don't understand this..... And that "An M Night Shyamalan" film business: Uuurgh. It's so, umm, vain. As though we're all sitting there thinking "Oh, yes, another powerful, worthy piece of cinema from the new auteur!"
 
 His whole *authorship*/"This is my DISTINCTIVE voice!" deal really fucks me off.
 
 I wish Boboss or someone would turn up and kick the shit out of this film, too. All the other haterz I know are so much more eloquent than me.
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