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Little Miss Anthropy
14:31 / 10.07.02
So... in a spirit of purest schadenfreude: Who here would you like to load into an uncomfortable, hot, sweaty cannon, and fire into the heart of the dark side of the moon?

1) Who on Barbelith do you hate, and

2) Why?

Should you feel the need for anonymity, please feel free to use the Little Miss Anthropy suit, which I was bored of anyway. The password, as custom dictates, is freeforall.

C'mon! It'll be fun, and [Dawson's Creek] maybe we'll all learn a little more about each other [/Dawson's Creek]...
 
 
The Planet of Sound
15:31 / 10.07.02
Can I nominate myself? I've attracted a degree of almost-Knodge like animosity on my ill-judged excursions into Barbe-space, and I've always wanted to set the controls for the heart of the sun.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:03 / 10.07.02
You're *really* not that important, boychik. About the reidcourchie/GRIM level of "But that's just Lesbian Propaganga Gone Mad!" kind of thing, IIRC.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:06 / 10.07.02
What an absolutely fucking idiotic idea this is, for two reasons.

One: We've got a problem with some nork taking over suits and using them to post inanities on the board and you go and give him a free pass.

Two: It's an absolutely fucking idiotic idea.
 
 
Lurid Archive
17:39 / 10.07.02
Technically that was a single point, but it was such a good one that both E. Randy Dupre and just anoTher monKey felt the need to make it twice.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
04:04 / 11.07.02
I hate the Korean e-mails I get, gas prices and the idea of bashing anyone here on Barbelith. I love everyone here.

Except YOU. You can bite me.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:11 / 11.07.02
I soo hate Ninja.
They're not Pirates.
 
 
The Planet of Sound
12:56 / 11.07.02
Haus, please direct me to any post of mine that justifies that appraisal. I know I upset you, diddums, all those many moons ago when I pointed out your stunning ignorance of Blake's poetry, but that's no reason to build up an entirely misrepresentative image of me in your feverish little mind. Why, it would be like me suggesting publicly that you were some kind of arrogant, verbose, obsessive and ill-mannered buffoon...
 
 
The Natural Way
13:11 / 11.07.02
I so could not hate anyone on Barbelith - I spend most of my time thinking "God, they're so much cleverer than me..."
 
 
Sax
13:19 / 11.07.02
How could I hate anyone here? None of you exist except inside the machinations of Tom's computer programme.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:03 / 11.07.02
all those many moons ago when I pointed out your stunning ignorance of Blake's poetry

Chapter and verse, girlfriend. If I recall, you attempted to argue that "London" was about "words creating reality", referring to it as "that poem with the mind-forged manacles". They're mind-forg'd manacles. And London is not about words creating reality. And you are an idiot.

Hmmm. No hate. A certain amount of contempt, perhaps.

Ah, here we are:

You know, sometimes a huggle just doesn't seem enough. Like someone who, having previously mustered "something about 'mind-forged manacles' in Blake" (which possibly passes for erudition when you're in the heart of a sun), now suggests that I re-read the poem, "London", that he was unable to name or quote beyond three words.

Oh, and it's "mind-forg'd" by the way, not "mind-forged". There's an image-mapped reproduction of the original engraving here.
Solaris

moderate post
At 11:48 13.12.2001:

Oooh, tetchy. Re-read it, carefully, and think about the social and spiritual implications of the phrase 'mind forged/'d/whatever manacles'. Blake was never purely political, and where exactly does 'politics' end and 'psychology' begin, one wonders? And yes, it is hot in here, so apologies for brevity of postings.
Kit-Cat Club

moderate post
At 11:48 13.12.2001:

Perhaps I'm being obtuse, but I still don't see what the phrase 'mind-forg'd manacles' has to do with words creating reality. Mind creating reality, maybe, but not words or discourse.
Alki Pepoithos

moderate post
At 11:48 13.12.2001:

Yes. It is a political poem. As I said. Not a *purely* political poem. And has nothing to do with words creating reality. Possibly if they were "word-forg'd manacles", with the next stanza explaining:

And that is not a metaphor,
They're made of words, they really are,
Which makes them even better for
Solaris, the poetic star.

Nor, incidentally does psychology. And if you would like to explain how "social implications" lie outside "political writi-"

Oh, fuck it. We're not going to get anything out of this except that blend of ignorance and arrogance that characterises so *much* discussion on Barbelith. As I said, if you had known the title or more than three words of the poem, I might have more time for your lucid and clear-sighted analysis.




So, yes. You began with "Something about 'mind-forged manacles'", and then went on to demonstrate through vague and evasive flannel your ignorance not only of the poem (you didn;t know the title, for God's sake - forgive me if I don't bow to the East, but of Blake's political project.
 
 
The Planet of Sound
14:45 / 11.07.02
Good God...

It obviously still rankles then, Haus? Of course I knew the title of the poem; 'something about mind forged manacles' was my little, innocent way of being jocular. And you, clearly, have not taken the time to go back and think about the poem in more detail as I humbly suggested at the time. For your ignorance (combined with the aforementioned arrogance, verbosity and obsessiveness; simply beautiful!) simply shines through again.

Sorry to have upset you again, Haus; do stop crying, now. Perhaps you'd like to take a moment to step away from your laptop, and do some work, or perhaps talk to somebody in real life; it might make you feel better.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:55 / 11.07.02
"It was a glorious victory, wasn't it?" said the White Knight.

The problem with the Internet is, whereas a slap is simply a slap, if you are dumb enough you can tapdance through the virtual slaps without noticing the regular slap-slap-slap of slappiness.

I appear to have missed the bit where you incisively demonstrated the connections between the topic at issue and the poem, rather than simply writing "It is it is it is relevant" in your own faeces on the wall, along with a little flannel (word of the day, folks) about "social and spiritual implications", which was both nebulous and off-topic. Especially hilarious because the whole blighting with plague the marriage-hearse issue might have been somehow relevant, as it does involve a *word* - a curse, IIRC. But that was near the end of an *awfy* long and tiring poem, so was never likely to be a proposition.

You are not very bright, Planet, and certainly not bright enough to notice that, well, you could be brighter. That isn't a bad thing, it's just a thing, and makes you ideally suited to an awful lot of management roles. But, being not very bright, you are simply not going to get anything very much out of discussion in general, because you will be too busy redigesting your food and thinking "hup. yup. Got'm on the run, Sam". That's just what being Hoagie is.

Now, I am, as elsewhere, going to invite the children to amuse themselves and each other, and I will pop back tomorrow and be duly chastened, as I may need the odd post for non-slapping discourse.

Ah, the joy of it.
 
 
Ganesh
15:00 / 11.07.02
People... people who hate people... are the loooneliest people innn thhhhe wooorld...
 
 
The Planet of Sound
15:05 / 11.07.02
"No, you are!!!!!!!!"

Jesus Christ... need I mention the verbosity yet again?

(I am, incidentallly, far more intelligent than you, Haus. A simple intelligence test: 'How much time do you spend on the Internet every day, expending valuable energy being pompous and condescending?'. If your answer is: A/ A LOT OF TIME, please take your place at the bottom of the intellectual heirarchy. Plus, we all know that yer Oxbridge Universities (like wot you went to) just teach you enough to appear (tediously)clever at Pimms parties, without encouraging genuine exploratory thought or originality.

PS Your blog's shit and you're also very ugly.

Can I go home now?
 
 
Rev. Orr
15:06 / 11.07.02
I hate Barbra Streisand. South Park told me to.
 
 
Rev. Orr
15:12 / 11.07.02
It's "hierarchy", actually. But thanks for being here for us all.

Boo Haus! Boo Haus!
 
 
The Planet of Sound
15:15 / 11.07.02
Sorry; typo. Or perhaps my alleged ignorance extends to being unable to spell propar.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
15:16 / 11.07.02
PoS - you said that you were going to nominate yourself because you always generate animosity. I can't really see why you're now (apparently) so peeved and surprised that you've generated animosity. Also it was a mistake to bring up the Blake thing, because you did completely fail to back up your assertions about 'London'.

Also verbosity is not a bad thing per se...
 
 
Rollo Kim, on location
15:18 / 11.07.02
Have any of you people tried drinking Banks's?
 
 
Loomis
15:18 / 11.07.02
Surely there is far better poetry to argue about, but where can I find it in this world of Blakes?
 
 
The Planet of Sound
15:22 / 11.07.02
What assertions? I suggested that Haus re-read a poem; that's all. If I were to make an assertion at this untimely point, it would be that 'London' is partly concerned with the power of imagination, and that Blake is criticising (his) modern society for the way that it stifles that imagination.

But then what would I know, with my paltry MA (Honours) in English Language and Literature?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
15:26 / 11.07.02
Well yes, partly, I can see that. But I still don't see what that has to do with words creating reality...
 
 
Rev. Orr
15:27 / 11.07.02
"Which" asertions, actually, but you go girl.

My meat body went to Oxbridge and all I got was this lousy fiction-T-shirt.
 
 
The Planet of Sound
15:38 / 11.07.02
I do love these tangents. 'Words' as an extension, some might say tool, of the mind (which forges its own manacles, of course) affect and create reality. If I were to have an idea in my mind (say 'let's have a party!), phone a few chums (words), and then have a party (reality), my mind has created reality... well, depending on how you understand reality... if you accept the premise of reality... whooooops, must stop myself flying off into a Haus-style reverie/wank session of nebulous and purposeless thought.

Verbosity is often a bad thing, I would argue. Particularly when the person suffering from it is an unpleasant, stuck-up, bullying dunderheid. Less talk is usually better in those circumstances.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:49 / 11.07.02
Man with degree certificate framed on wall right. Verbosity bad. In spirit of childlike innocence:

Man with degree certificate framed on wall is clutching that straw *awfy* tight...

Actions. Those are actions. Phone. Speech. Invitations. Not mind. Not even words, except insofar as idea of party conditioned by capacity to express it, or by words by which you comprehend idea of party.

Hadn't realised you had also failed to understand the thread you were talking about Blake in. Am duly chastened. Underestimated numptiness. Haus Baaaaaaad.

As for hating...me no hate anyone. me hate some behaviours, though. Baaaaad behaviours. Like poster attaching self to another poster's leg then noisily and messily expiring. Undignified. Tedious. Too tempting to kick decomposing slurry. Baaaaad

Weeeza peepo gonna die?
 
 
Abigail Blue
15:50 / 11.07.02
*Praying feverishly that Mordant will show up soon, with one of her soothing sigils...*
 
 
The Planet of Sound
15:54 / 11.07.02
Nope, sorry, too ignorant to understand that. Might help if it wasn't couched in baby-talk, of course. At what point does a thought become an action? On a quantum level?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:07 / 11.07.02
When oo fink something, is a fought. When oo do somefing, is an action. More straws in mattress.

If oo fink about changing a lightbulb, lightbulb don't be changed. If oo change lightbulb. Lightbulb be changed. If oo says, "I am changing a lightbulb", it are not necessawily an Austenian performative. Philosophy of mind people - clevvah people! - have argooments about arm raising and arm raised. Where am lightbulb? What am lightbulb?

If oo 'ave no word for lightbulb, can oo change one? Can oo interact wiv an ooniverse oo cannot descwibe? Does ve act ov descwiption create? Is the oooniverse textual? Am langwidge verbal or textual? Am archewriting a clever or a stinky?

(Next week on The Head Shop for Tiny Tots: "Gender and Sexuality: Am girls stinky?")
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:27 / 11.07.02
Ox-*bridge*.

Oxbridge Academy, London. It's in Strawberry Hill.

Why do people always think I went to Oxford or Cambridge? Oxbridge Academy may not be as prestigious, but I'm very proud of my achievements there.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:32 / 11.07.02
I've changed my mind. This thread was an awesome idea, and you are truly all a bunch of fuckwits. See you in the schoolyard.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
17:03 / 11.07.02
You know it, baby.
 
 
bio k9
19:01 / 11.07.02
I challege all of you (except Mr. Dupre) to a fight.

3:30.

Behind the gymnasium.

Dukes up.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
19:05 / 11.07.02
Brass knuckles required.
 
 
6opow
19:27 / 11.07.02
I love how the love/hate duality manifests itself here on Barbelith over and over again in soap-operatic ways taking many guises and forms which all amount to people trying to mis/communicate with other people from a need to feel wanted and accepted.

No wait, I hate that.

Oops, lovehatelovehatelovehatelovehate.

I'm confused, aren't you?

I'll be on the swings.
 
  

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