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Could you possibly be something special in a world of fakes?

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Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:34 / 04.07.02

They're The New Intelligence, goddammit! Stop being so fake.

Rage

19:39 / 04.07.02

Ya! I wish I was living in the 60's with these guys!

Trijhaos

20:01 / 04.07.02

I believe you need to put "un" in front of the word intelligence there. You could possibly replace the word "new" with "old" since it's all been said before.

Ganesh

20:01 / 04.07.02

They wouldn't tolerate you, Rage; you're far too into the pointless so-called goal, 'fun'. I suspect these guys are "revolutionary" in the now highly familiar (on Barbelith, anyway) utterly inflexible 'I'm right and you're all sheep' manner - which, as we all now, is briefly invigorating but quickly becomes very very dull indeed. Charmless sociopaths.

Persephone

20:07 / 04.07.02

Personally, I am something special in a world of Frakes.

LOL!

Rage

20:18 / 04.07.02

Trijahos is being mighty serious here. Mighty serious.

Trijhaos

20:27 / 04.07.02

Well shucks. Y'all done figured me out. Ya see, I met that guy Ryan back when I was livin' in Germany. Ya see even back then everybody could see Ryan had a problem. He thought he was better than everybody else. Kept spouting off about how everybody was a "fake" or he'd go "baaaaa". Nobody liked him 'cause of this. Well that and he was spoilt rotten.

Ellis says:

20:31 / 04.07.02

Insanity = Internet Fame?

Whoa.

Rage

20:40 / 04.07.02

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Trijhaos

20:43 / 04.07.02

Baaaaa?

Boy howdy! That takes me back. The last time Ryan did that, we done got us some tar and some wool. We done cornered him in an alley, slapped some tar on him, and dumped the bag of wool over his head. We figured since he was always going "baaaaa", that he was a sheep and since he didn't look much like a sheep, we done fixed it so he did.

Rage

20:46 / 04.07.02

HAHAHA. I guess this solved that problem.

Ellis says:

21:23 / 04.07.02

Problems can be solved?

Spatula Clarke

23:13 / 04.07.02

They aren't all that special.

Depends. Special as in unique or special as in needs?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

05:44 / 05.07.02

God, you people are sooo pathetic. I mean, you've seen the Matrix, right, and you didn't even respond to the TRUTHS within it! You saw The Matrix and yet you refused to become enlightened! What's wrong with you? What does it take to wake you up?!

Sax

06:22 / 05.07.02

A cup of coffee and a fag, generally. But where can I find a real cup of coffee in a world of frappes?

ONLY NICE THINGS

07:30 / 05.07.02

I prefer to start the day with a kipper. But where can I find a real kipper in this world of hake?

Kit-Cat Club

07:35 / 05.07.02

Arbroath...

Ganesh

07:45 / 05.07.02

I like to wake up to Trisha - but where can I find Trisha in this world of Rikki Lakes?

Ellis says:

07:54 / 05.07.02

I start the day as I finish it.

In bed.

Sax

08:02 / 05.07.02

How can I stay asleep in this world of wakes?

ONLY NICE THINGS

08:22 / 05.07.02

I like to wake up without the sudden awareness that I had sex the night before with a lugubrious Shakespearean character, but how is that possible in this world of Jaquis?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:14 / 05.07.02

Probably an unpopular opinion, but...
I kind of miss the Greenland Icke faction.
They were funneee.

And, man, they KNEW...

Ganesh

12:49 / 05.07.02

I so want cruel-lipped Avon as my leader - but is that possible in this world of Blakes?

Spatula Clarke

13:39 / 05.07.02

I'd quite like to be a swashbuckler, but then how would I stand out in this world of rakes?

Saveloy

13:46 / 05.07.02

I'd like to be able to walk up the road without being made to jump by the sudden noise of an articulated lorry stopping at a junction, but how is that possible in this world of air brakes?

w1rebaby

14:05 / 05.07.02

I have a desperate fetish for long-necked waterfowl, but where can I find a heron in this world of corncrakes?

Sax

14:09 / 05.07.02

I do like to wake up with a pair of ruby pinprick pearls of blood on my neck, but where can I find a honest vampire in this world of stakes?

Saveloy

14:40 / 05.07.02

I've just walked into a shop which caters to fans of a certain comedy actress who
is best known for her role as "matron" in the film Carry on Nurse, with a view to buying some lovely curtains, but why should I expect to find some natty drapes in this 'World of Hattie Jaques'?

Kit-Cat Club

14:44 / 05.07.02

All I want to sooth my restless mongoose is a lissom cobra, but where can I find one in this world of rattlesnakes?

Sax

14:47 / 05.07.02

I like to waste my daily posts with weak puns, but I can't get on to the thread in a world with Kit-Cat Club, for twice she spakes.

I like to wake up to a nice bar of Galaxy chocolate, but is this possible in a world of Flakes?

I'm fed up with this frippery and now I'm going for a pint, though I'll possibly wake up tomorrow to find I have the shakes.

Regrettable Juvenilia

18:18 / 05.07.02

I'd quite like to get a monopoly on the Middle East's oil supply, but how is that possible in this world of Sheikhs?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

07:39 / 06.07.02

I fancy a fry-up, but how can I get one in this world of bakes?

Ganesh

08:13 / 06.07.02

I, for one, think Ryan's worldview is a perfectly valid one, and i'd love to discuss its implications in a sensible, adult manner - but how can I, in this thread of pisstakes?

Rage

09:55 / 06.07.02

I'd like to suggest turning this thread toward the Creation route as a tribute to the spontaneous genius of this new word game, but how can I with my thread-past of juvenile shittakes?

Ellis says:

11:35 / 06.07.02

Earthquakes...

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