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I am Jack's...

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CarpeNoctem

11:29 / 15.07.04

I am Jack's thirtieth birthday

TeN

19:43 / 15.07.04

I am Jack's quilted pocket protecter. (anyone who names the reference for that gets double kudos)
I am Jack's computer speakers, which although shitty in quality, look very pretty and hence he leaves them there.
I am Jack's mole, above his left eye brow, which isn't cancerous, but because it looks funny, should be removed regardless.

lekvar

23:18 / 15.07.04

I am Jack's immovable object.

I am Jack's irresistable force.

astrojax69

05:51 / 16.07.04

i am jack's serious delusion that he is considered a friend by a certain girl he watches whenever he can...

i am jack's least prefered posting on the 'i am jack's...' thread on this site

i am jack's rational fear of retaliation from a drug dealer he owes money

CarpeNoctem

12:05 / 19.07.04

I am Jack's fear of HIV tests

CarpeNoctem

12:10 / 19.07.04

I am Jack's fifth day on heroin.

TeN

20:45 / 19.07.04

I am Jack's constant craving for sugar and caffeine on his second day off heroin.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:54 / 20.07.04

I am Jack's slight inkling that Jack may not be as brilliant as he thinks he is.

I am Jack's intense wrath at any suggestion that Jack may not be as brilliant as he thinks he is.

I am Jack's ejection from the party.

Sekhmet

18:03 / 21.07.04

I am Jack's road rage.

I am Jack's bottle, empty of gin, full of cigarette stubs.

I am Jack's doormat, askew.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:07 / 26.07.04

I am Jack's fatal curiosity as to what would happen if he stuck his head in a microwave on full power.

Goodness Gracious Meme

18:16 / 04.08.04

I am Jack's jack-off buddy.
I am Jack's Jackie O fantasies
I am Jack's crippling sense of his own genius.

astrojax69

20:41 / 05.12.04

i am jack's distended liver

i am jack's epiphany that this is not the life he should be leading

i am jack's sagacity, sadly failing when self-administered

sleazenation

23:03 / 05.12.04

I am jack's latest dole check converted into an equivelent value in magic beans

I am Jack's brother Frank, whom he hasn't talked to since the incident involving his niece and the family size tub of banana yoghurt.

I am Jack's copy of the rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, left in the back of a Hillman Hunter in 1978.

I am Jack's belif in god evaporating in the stultifying atmosphere of a Church of England building during a recording of 'Song's of Praise'

---

17:57 / 06.12.04

I am Jack's Christmas present that he forgot to buy. The one that he instantly remembered as soon as he'd just got on the bus home from town.

I am Jack's funny thought that makes him laugh as he's walking alone down a busy street.

I am Jack's last Rizla, screwed up in the bottom of his pocket.

I am Jack's Monday morning hangover.

---

04:58 / 21.12.04

I am Jack's insomnia.

LykeX

10:24 / 21.12.04

I am Jack's unspecified loathing.

I am Jack's worrying feeling that stabbing someone might be really interesting.

I am Jack's desire to go get some pot.

iamus

13:18 / 21.12.04

I am Jack's apath....

We're The Great Old Ones Now

12:00 / 06.02.05

I am Jack's occasional chestpains.

I am Jack's lingering fear of economy class.

I am Jack's too-physical friend.

I am Jack's inability to wink.

I am Jack's promise to go to Church at Easter.

Alex's Grandma

21:22 / 07.02.05

I am the stains on Jack's weekend trousers that he can't really afford to explain, not even to his oldest and best friends.

I am Jack's view of the Thames, from the balcony.

I am Jack's discussions with the lawyers.

I am Jack's dodgy roman a clef. And the cookery book as well.

I am Jack's wedding, the very thought of which stings like a hive of angry bees in Jack's head, all the time.

I am Jack's entirely justifiable feelings of terror and alienation after what happened on One Man And His Dog that time.

I am Jack's mistaken belief that this time, that funny game of Russian Roulette that he's taken to playing with his grandfather's revolver when he's home from the office is, once again, going to work out ok.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

17:49 / 05.04.05

I am Jack 'sHit

agvvv

19:14 / 05.04.05

I am Jack`s non-existent creative talent

I am Jack`s acid trip

ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA!!

13:35 / 07.05.05

I am Jack's growled extempore poem on immortality and heroin.

I am Jack's frightened neighbours.

I am Jack's fear of possession by immortal heroin addict bards.

Shrug

14:11 / 07.05.05

I am Jack's lack of dental hygiene,
I am Jack's unattended dental appointment,
I am Jack's unused dental floss,
I am Jack's tooth decay,
I am Jack's gingivitis,
I am Jack's wormy biscuits,
I am Jack's mangy parrot,
I am Jack's unnesessary eyepatch,
I am Jack's alcoholism,
I am Jack's scurvy,
I am Jack's sense of adventure,
I am Jack's discovery,
Land ho Jack Land ho.

Triplets

00:33 / 08.05.05

I am Jack's drunk ken ken ken ken

ness...

I am not, however, Jack's failiure to capitalise/capitalize "Jack". Ner.

astrojax69

03:14 / 26.05.05

i am jack's; and he is mine

lekvar

04:01 / 26.05.05

I am Jack's irrisistable compulsion to do something creative and colorful with his hair...
but...
I am also Jack's need to keep his job.

autran

06:33 / 26.05.05

I am Jack's view of the roof, through a cracked window spattered with wasp shit.

I am Jack's victims.

astrojax69

02:14 / 07.12.08

I am Jack's delayed reaction

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