I am Jack's molesting older father figure who just happens to be visiting his favorite cousin after recently escaping from the Conneticut state pennitentiary.
I am Jack's swollen pancreas, who, ignored by the doctors, could rupture at any moment.
I am Jack's long-lost lover, who since being abandoned by her parents in the sewers of calcutta over 20 years ago has mutated into a half-woman, half-crap superhero and hence has been employed by the KGB.
I am Jack's future self, who after inventing a time machine is attempting to go back into the past and kill himself, thus creating a paradox that will cause the universe to cease to be.
I am Jack's frustrating computer error, at which he screams and shouts, but to no avail |
