Hanson Brothers: My Girlfriend's a Robot 
* (note: this is not Hansen. This is the band that was in "Slap Shot," a sort of brutal Canadian version of the Ramones.) 
I took her apart cuz she broke my heart,  
I took her apart, yeah yeah. 
 
I'm tempted to add Magnetic Fields' "Epitaph for my Heart", just for the opening verse: "Caution, caution, caution! To prevent electric shock... 
Do not, do not, do not  remoove cover! 
No user serviceable parts inside... 
Refer servicing to - qualified 
Service... personnel!"  
Let this be the epitaph for my heart... 
 
Oh, and there's a Man or Astro-Man? song - one with actual words and everything - called "Evert 1 Pipkin" that would work just fine. Especially in combination with the prior track (which kind of runs into it), "Static Cling (Theme From)", which sounds like a robot factory. In fact, that song is much more "robot-like" but "Evert 1 Pipkin" is a beautiful... beautiful!... apostrophe to a PA system. A man in love with his electronics. "Stereo speaker... take this voice. Transform it into... background - noise...."   
They're both on Made From Technetium (samples at the link.)			 |