Hanson Brothers: My Girlfriend's a Robot
* (note: this is not Hansen. This is the band that was in "Slap Shot," a sort of brutal Canadian version of the Ramones.)
I took her apart cuz she broke my heart,
I took her apart, yeah yeah.
I'm tempted to add Magnetic Fields' "Epitaph for my Heart", just for the opening verse: "Caution, caution, caution! To prevent electric shock...
Do not, do not, do not remoove cover!
No user serviceable parts inside...
Refer servicing to - qualified
Service... personnel!"
Let this be the epitaph for my heart...
Oh, and there's a Man or Astro-Man? song - one with actual words and everything - called "Evert 1 Pipkin" that would work just fine. Especially in combination with the prior track (which kind of runs into it), "Static Cling (Theme From)", which sounds like a robot factory. In fact, that song is much more "robot-like" but "Evert 1 Pipkin" is a beautiful... beautiful!... apostrophe to a PA system. A man in love with his electronics. "Stereo speaker... take this voice. Transform it into... background - noise...."
They're both on Made From Technetium (samples at the link.) |