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The Library of One-Sentence Angst

 
  

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that
16:40 / 31.05.02
I want a puppy, or a kitten, as a companion for me and my doggy, but no one else will back me up.
 
 
Knight's Move
12:06 / 01.06.02
Alas, it is just too orangey for crows.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:51 / 03.06.02
If there's something you enjoy you can be certain that it's illegal, it's immoral, or by golly does it makes you fucking fat.
 
 
Ierne
20:11 / 03.06.02
I fucking told you so – now I can't even muster up the enthusiasm for a "nyah nyah."
 
 
Laughing
23:30 / 03.06.02
I love L*** more than anything, so why can't I stop thinking about S***?
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:25 / 04.06.02
So you tell her when they're assholes..but why does she go and marry the biggest one of all...and the only one you were determined not to say anything about cause you said it about all the others and were right..only to be proven right yet again???
 
 
Ierne
19:41 / 04.06.02
I try to be helpful & friendly and I get "sarcasm"...what am I doing here?
 
 
Spaids
11:11 / 05.06.02
I've just met the most wonderful lady, but I work with my V.recent Ex.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
18:46 / 05.06.02
I have to go home.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:21 / 05.06.02
Rothkoid has to go home and I can do absolutley fuckall about it, except attempt to manipulate huge strange forces I don't even know exist, let alone understand, and I feel very very tiny and not a little crap.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
21:07 / 06.06.02
My job is very boring, I'm an office clerk.
 
 
alas
13:46 / 07.06.02
my office clerk is very boring; i'm a job.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
18:08 / 12.06.02
I am so broke that I am having to sell some of my books in order to buy bus tickets.
 
 
Grey Area
18:13 / 12.06.02
Yesterday I ever so gently backed up the big, white Student Union bus and, with a delicacy usually only found in mothering elephants, crushed the front left wing of a 1996 Ford Escort.
 
 
Rage
18:45 / 12.06.02
Tom Coates doesn't fancy me.
 
 
drzener
19:04 / 12.06.02
I think I have concussion and its scaring me.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:46 / 12.06.02
I never have enough leisure /pleasure time for the ten-posts-a-day limit to affect me.
 
 
Grendix
03:07 / 13.06.02
HO HO HO now I have a machine gun too.
 
 
Sax
06:21 / 13.06.02
I have a big list of things to do at work and neither the energy nor the inclination to do anything other than fanny about on Barbelith at a quarter past eight in the morning.
 
 
Perfect Tommy
15:38 / 13.06.02
I cannot ask my friends if I'm self-absorbed, because if I do, suddenly we're talking about me me me.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
21:41 / 13.06.02
I'm sick of being compared to goddam Britney Spears: she's so pretty, and that's just not me.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:51 / 13.06.02
Popular: What is it, when did I become it, and how come when it's my turn to be it the rules have all changed and nobody told me?
 
 
Sax
06:07 / 14.06.02
Why don't you all adore me as much as I do?
 
 
Grey Area
07:13 / 14.06.02
My mother reorganised my kitchen and now I can't find my coffee filters...
 
 
The Strobe
07:37 / 14.06.02
Why did I do that?
 
 
Disco is My Class War
07:41 / 14.06.02
They're all talking about us, all of them, everyone, damn them.
 
 
suds
09:26 / 14.06.02
my boy has gone back to america and i'm all on my own!
 
 
Naked Flame
10:01 / 14.06.02
Oh... well you didn't tell me he wasn't supposed to know about that.
 
 
pacha perplexa
11:24 / 14.06.02
Everyone should wash their plates after meals, especially when I'm the one that has to clean up the sink, and the sink hole.
 
 
pacha perplexa
11:24 / 14.06.02
Sinkholes are first on my shit-list.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:40 / 20.08.02
There is scaffolding in my bathroom; it's holding the ceiling up.
 
 
jUne, a sunshiny month
20:33 / 20.08.02
i REALLY don't give a fuck about these poor bastards who told me i got legs who looks like some pink floyd ones.
 
 
remorse
20:34 / 20.08.02
I want to bust ass for my bonus, but the workload just isn't there.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:09 / 20.08.02
Shit's fucked.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
21:12 / 20.08.02
Such mawkishness could never be understood by anyone except the person I love, and she hate me.
 
  

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