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The Library of One-Sentence Angst

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
06:30 / 22.05.02
I think I'm allergic to my anti-static wristband.
 
 
Sax
06:38 / 22.05.02
I'm haemorrhaging money.
 
 
Ganesh
06:56 / 22.05.02
I have an exam tomorrow - and I've just developed ME.
 
 
Grey Area
07:14 / 22.05.02
Do I really believe in my PhD research...?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:29 / 22.05.02
There was a key briefing document?
 
 
Rev. Orr
07:56 / 22.05.02
I have no smarties.
 
 
Ariadne
08:57 / 22.05.02
My friend has been told she has to go to Belgium tonight and so has had to cancel our wild and drunken tapas night that we've had planned for weeks and weeks and weeks, and so I no longer have an excuse to get out of a (probably wild and drunken) work function at Soho House.
 
 
w1rebaby
09:08 / 22.05.02
My penis looks like an hazelnut, and a squirrel just stole it.
 
 
Fengs for the Memory
09:10 / 22.05.02
I have gone deaf in one ear and having disturbing dreams about the pope.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:30 / 22.05.02
The bailifs are coming.
 
 
bio k9
10:00 / 22.05.02
I am dead inside.
 
 
The Natural Way
10:23 / 22.05.02
Someone told me you were "dry inside", but he had a tache and an evil look about him......
 
 
The Natural Way
10:24 / 22.05.02
Sorry.
 
 
bio k9
10:41 / 22.05.02
I guess killing my kitten wasn't enough for the bastard.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:59 / 22.05.02
Nietzsche treats me as if I were dead.
 
 
bitchiekittie
11:03 / 22.05.02
whats this then?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:04 / 22.05.02
I told 'em not to push that one, and now it's all my fault somehow.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:05 / 22.05.02
I told 'em not to push that one, and now it's all my fault somehow.
 
 
Cat Chant
11:30 / 22.05.02
Yes, we said the title 'Module Director' was just a formality, but that was before the students decided to lodge a formal complaint with the Registrar.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:14 / 22.05.02
I sent that text to you by mistake.
 
 
Knight's Move
12:28 / 22.05.02
My shirt is dirty; my life is so bad.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:46 / 22.05.02
You mean there's is a god after all and he is a sadistic bastard?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:48 / 22.05.02
My grammatical mishap will be apparent now to all the Lith...
 
 
Ariadne
13:27 / 22.05.02
Italics are obviously the thing on Barbelith today.
 
 
Grey Area
13:38 / 22.05.02
Error 404: Page not found.
 
 
gridley
13:43 / 22.05.02
My girlfriend is having a nervous breakdown, so now I of all people have to be the stable supportive one!
 
 
Ganesh
14:09 / 22.05.02
Warren Ellis fucked up my 'Buffy' video and taped over 'Smallville'.
 
 
Grey Area
14:34 / 22.05.02
My Angst is rooted in the Weltanschauung of my Lebensraum.
 
 
Margin Walker
20:17 / 22.05.02
At times I resemble this guy all too often.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:29 / 22.05.02
I gaze upon the utter ruin that I have made and a single tear courses down my freezing metal cheek.
 
 
w1rebaby
20:33 / 22.05.02
the longest sentence ever seen

"In the event that the Purchaser defaults in the payment of any instalment of purchase price, taxes, insurance, interest, or the annual charge described elsewhere herein, or shall default in the performance of any other obligations set forth in this Contract, the Seller may: at his option: (a) Declare immediately due and payable the entire unpaid balance of purchase price, with accrued interest, taxes, and annual charge, and demand full payment thereof, and enforce conveyance of the land by termination of the contract or according to the terms hereof, in which case the Purchaser shall also be liable to the Seller for reasonable attorney's fees for services rendered by any attorney on behalf of the Seller, or (b) sell said land and premises or any part thereof at public auction, in such manner, at such time and place, upon such terms and conditions, and upon such public notice as the Seller may deem best for the interest of all concerned, consisting of advertisement in a newspaper of general circulation in the county or city in which the security property is located at least once a week for Three (3) successive weeks or for such period as applicable law may require and, in case of default of any purchaser, to re-sell with such postponement of sale or resale and upon such public notice thereof as the Seller may determine, and upon compliance by the Purchaser with the terms of sale, and upon judicial approval as may be required by law, convey said land and premises in fee simple to and at the cost of the Purchaser, who shall not be liable to see to the application of the purchase money; and from the proceeds of the sale: First to pay all proper costs and charges, including but not limited to court costs, advertising expenses, auctioneer's allowance, the expenses, if any required to correct any irregularity in the title, premium for Seller's bond, auditor's fee, attorney's fee, and all other expenses of sale occurred in and about the protection and execution of this contract, and all moneys advanced for taxes, assessments, insurance, and with interest thereon as provided herein, and all taxes due upon said land and premises at time of sale, and to retain as compensation a commission of five percent (5%) on the amount of said sale or sales; SECOND, to pay the whole amount then remaining unpaid of the principal of said contract, and interest thereon to date of payment, whether the same shall be due or not, it being understood and agreed that upon such sale before maturity of the contract the balance thereof shall be immediately due and payable; THIRD, to pay liens of record against the security property according to their priority of lien and to the extent that funds remaining in the hands of the Seller are available; and LAST, to pay the remainder of said proceeds, if any, to the vendor, his heirs, personals representatives, successors or assigns upon the delivery and surrender to the vendee of possession of the land and premises, less costs and excess of obtaining possession."

If that doesn't generate angst, you have no soul.
 
 
wembley can change in 28 days
20:34 / 22.05.02
My Weltanschauung has to fit in two knapsacks and a small trunk by next Thursday.
 
 
Fist Fun
20:46 / 22.05.02
Maybe St John's Wort will make things better.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
02:11 / 23.05.02
My brain hurts.
 
 
Perfect Tommy
03:04 / 23.05.02
It happens to a lot of guys.
 
  

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