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This here is where you get jealous

 
  

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The Apple-Picker
12:02 / 15.05.02
Godiva may be the mother of all chocolates, but she's the wicked stepmother.

The pious young beauty of chocolates is Ghyslain. Mmmmmmmm. This stuff is sold at a few gourmet groceries in my hometown, and I've also driven to the home shop of the chocolatier, which is in Union City, IN for all you hoosiers.



"Think the outfit in the local mall sells good chocolate? Culinary artist Ghyslain Maurais makes that stuff look like something from a home economics class. His decadent treats present an extreme hazard to dieters, monks and all others practicing self-denial. His chocolates should be reviewed by the FDA for considerations as a controlled substance. Exaggeration? Hyperbole? Try them for yourself and be the judge."

I found that quote, as well as a place on the web where you can buy this wonderful things, right here, but if you want to find their full selection, you can reach them toll free at 866.449.7524 or Ghyslain Chocolates, Inc./655 North State Rd. 227/Union City, Indiana 47390.

I realize that this advertisement might lead the suspicious to wonder if I am affiliated with this company. All I can tell you is in my dreams. I just find it my moral duty to notify all those interested in self-indulgence; if I can bring one chocolate-lover and Ghyslain chocolates together, then I will have contributed enough to the world.

Suggestions? It's all fucking amazing. But I particularly like the horseshoe, the maple leaf, and any of their truffles.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
12:09 / 15.05.02
Ghyslain's got stamina... 'cause he comes from Canada.
 
 
bitchiekittie
12:25 / 15.05.02
Im overwhelmed with the evil that has overtaken this thread

orange marshmallow peanuts – holy hell, no

afro ken – slightly jealous. I want to see him in all his boogying action

after eating godiva for years, I think Ive decided its overrated. although I am quite keen on the dark chocolate hearts, with the creamy dark chocolate goodness inside. mmmm

sfd – about anything else, I would. but this is my obsession, my weakness, my sickness

mordant carnival –*drooool* thankee kindly, woman

applepicker –not only can you cook but you can root out good chocolates. I must order those at once
 
 
Captain Zoom
13:07 / 15.05.02
Okay, I've got stamina, 'cause I'm from Canada too. Jealous?

Zoom.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
13:22 / 15.05.02
Yeah, and Canadians get Timbits whenever they want them.

Bastards.

I envy you all for those little balls of joy.
 
 
MissLenore
16:10 / 15.05.02
*shudders* I am SO sick of counting out "snack packs" of those damn "little balls of joy."
 
 
Captain Zoom
16:29 / 15.05.02
Ah, but MissLenore, just a single chocolate timbit brings such joy to my 3 year old's face. Timbits are little pieces of human kindness....snicker....snort.....

Zoom.
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:56 / 15.05.02
SEND ME SOME!
 
 
MissLenore
19:05 / 15.05.02
*resists the urge to heave*
 
 
Captain Zoom
19:26 / 15.05.02
BK, they're on their way.

Zoom.
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:55 / 15.05.02
Not jealous at all...I got a steak on the barbeque. First of the summer.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:02 / 15.05.02
I got a steak on the barbeque. First of the summer.

A vegetarian writes: BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:48 / 16.05.02
A carnivore writes: Worry not! The cow was depressed and decided to just jump onto the grill after cutting herself into place size pieces.
(besides that cow was set to evil..so I was just thinking of the children!!)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:20 / 16.05.02
No, that was "bastard" as in "I miss barbecued meat products and am envious", not as in criticism.
 
 
w1rebaby
10:23 / 16.05.02
Slap a nice aubergine on, instead.
 
 
bitchiekittie
11:46 / 16.05.02
candy in the mail, candy in the mail!

I have a friend who bakes me fresh, handmade sweets for holiday gifts. like for valentines day, she made me beautiful conversation heart cookiess, with different colored icings on top and each with a different saying, and each individual cookie wrapped. they were magnificent

jealous?
 
 
The Apple-Picker
12:59 / 16.05.02
Oh yeah? Well I have a friend with precognition! For no reason she sent me an apothecary jar filled with Jelly Belly jelly beans, and a little Jelly Belly matchbox-type car, too--these things all arrived the very day a romantic debacle came to its climax. Jelly Bellies have never tasted better.

Hmmm, you are all pea-green with envy, I see!
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:11 / 16.05.02
oh yeah!? well my friend can COOK! she can bake like a mofo! and her penmanship is incredible! no precognitive ability having beyatch can top that!

lookit all those exclamation points! how can you doubt the depths of my sincerity, woman?!
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:13 / 16.05.02
(wheres haus? surely someone will put an end to this shameless sugarcoated lovefest)
 
 
The Apple-Picker
13:14 / 16.05.02
Well my friend can bring a city to its knees, fell men- and womenfolk alike, with just a little rumpshake.

I'm sorry, but you just can't top that. Surrender.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
13:16 / 16.05.02
From the looks of Kali's thread, I thought you two had kissed, made up, and put on some Marvin Gaye. Let's love, sugah.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:24 / 16.05.02
Candy is dandy but liquor is slicker...
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:27 / 16.05.02
he doesnt want to kiss me. no latin has ever passed these lips

but my friend runs along the streets, all toothless men falling under her enchanting spell, shouting incoherantly behind her. libraries fall hush to the clattering of her fingers against keys, and ignored studies prove unimportant - the tests, almost magically, are beaten

she, my friend, is ace. the rest are wank
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:29 / 06.06.02
Im now eating fresh raspberries, all wet with the cold water I rinsed them with....sweet sweet raspberry goodness
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:34 / 18.06.02
today its fresh, sweet raspberries with whipped cream in layers, all cold from the fridge
 
 
The Natural Way
14:46 / 18.06.02
You food perv.
 
 
Grey Area
14:55 / 18.06.02
Try strawberries with melted white chocolate...mmmmmm...just what I need to cheer me up after the kind of day I've had. Chocolately, creamy, strawberry-type goodness.
 
 
bitchiekittie
15:05 / 18.06.02
I love when the local bakeries start selling chocolate covered strawberries - plump, sweet, juicy berries coated with dark chocolate

mmm. I am indeed a food perve. its one of lifes many many simple joys
 
 
The Natural Way
15:09 / 18.06.02
I hate food sex. You love food sex, don't you? All that honey and beef stew smeared over soft, willing flesh.

Mastication and digestion do not w/ love making go.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
15:15 / 18.06.02
What you lot need is a good dose of rhubarb. Also gooseberries. Much better than strawberries and all that sweet muck.
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:46 / 18.06.02
Bailey's Irish Cream Cheesecake...its been called sex on aplate and with good reason.
Also my mother made a blackforrest xake for my birthday so im soo in cakeheaven right now...BFC and coffee first thing in the morning...
 
 
bitchiekittie
16:12 / 18.06.02
mmmmmmm. my momma bought me a little Ms Desserts buttercream frosted cake for one of my birthdays. the leaves of frosting were done in autumn colors (my favorite!), all gold and orange and brown and red. it was so pretty, and tasted twice as nice

Ive never had rhubarb or gooseberries, but would love to try
 
 
Billy Corgan
18:18 / 18.06.02
My personal cook Andreas just made me a delicious vegetable lasagne. It's fantastic - especially the spinach! Yum yum!
 
 
Ethan Hawke
18:50 / 18.06.02
What you lot need is a good dose of rhubarb. Also gooseberries. Much better than strawberries and all that sweet muck

My grandmother makes an incredible strawberry/rhubarb pie that I haven't had in ages....mmmmm....
 
 
The Apple-Picker
19:13 / 18.06.02
I am enjoying a peanut-butter chicken salad sandwich right now. And last night I enjoyed chocolate-dipped pink Peeps.

How jealous are you now, eh? Eh?
 
  

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