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The Real World : Barbelith

 
  

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Saint Keggers
16:58 / 20.04.02
I wanna be in there dammit! I dont know what I do..but I got a koala. Thats gotta get the cuteness vote. And in ratings week we can loose the Koala and have to go searching for in in the city..hilariety ensues...
 
 
Lionheart
17:41 / 20.04.02
Typical Barbelith Real World Conversation: (Cast members are: B1 = Barbelite 1, B2 = Barbelite 2, Corpse = Corpse of Barbelite 3)

B1: Oh, my god. I think you killed him.

b2: How was I supposed to know that the gun was loaded?!!!

b1: You loaded it.

b2: Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

b1: I've got to go. Star trek is on.

FIN

Now by "typical" I mean that it happens every half hour. With different people.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:46 / 20.04.02
kEgBoY's gotta be in there. You heard the man. He has a koala for fucksakes.
 
 
Trijhaos
17:51 / 20.04.02
Koala? Bah! I have a big huggable panda bear.
 
 
Utopia
17:53 / 20.04.02
no kegboy, I have your koala. remember the whole murder thing? it's right there in "Huggles." [southern twang] yeah, how ya like me now? [/southern twang]
 
 
The Puck
22:47 / 20.04.02
"Puck factor" ??
 
 
Utopia
22:53 / 20.04.02
Quick, hide the peanut butter!!!
 
 
The Puck
23:07 / 20.04.02
talking in the third person, im a basterd not a tosser (well not a complete tosser) is there somthing im missing here?
 
 
Ierne
01:06 / 21.04.02
Hey Puck – I think there was a character in the series named Puck, and that's who was being referred to above.
 
 
Margin Walker
04:00 / 21.04.02
Yeah, I was referring to the Puck on the show, not Barbelith's fave barkeep. I didn't watch the show much when I had cable, but if memory serves, he got kicked off of the show halfway through the season because he was so obnoxious.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
13:56 / 24.04.02
Flux said: Have either of you seen MTV lately?

Well, OK, having seen a portion of "Real World Chicago" last night, I do sort see what you're saying..
 
 
Ierne
14:08 / 24.04.02
Aw Flux, you know I don't have a working TV...let alone cable...


Seriously, I wasn't aware that various & sundry bodily functions (such as reverse peristalsis) were allowed to be viewed on television. I know they can be alluded to, or perhaps even done out of camera range (with much grunting, loud heaving and choking in the background) but the thing about nausea is that it can be contagious; one person gets sick, everyone watching feels sick too.

Which wouldn't be good for ratings, now would it?
 
 
Rage
00:05 / 25.04.02
Wait a minute here. Real World has their token blacks and gays and musicians and virgins and Boring White Guys With Nothing Intersting About Them Whatsoever, so don't you think we should have our token chaos magicians and political activits and super superheros and angry subversive writers and poetic torrorists and and and- delusional "they're coming for us" peeps?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:08 / 25.04.02
"Token"? Sounds like you just described half the board, Rage.
 
 
Rage
00:44 / 25.04.02
Oh wait...
 
 
MaximusOverdrive
00:49 / 25.04.02
well, the real world does try and fit certain people into certain roles, so perhaps we should try and figure out who would best fit those roles from the people that post on the board. or maybe just warp those roles to best fit us.

1) the gay roommate- a staple of the real world, there hasn't been a single season go by that a gay housemember wasn't present.

2) the slutty roommate- also a staple of the series, there has to be a person that either tries to sleep with every other member of the house or sleep with everyone that doesn't live in the house.

3) the jock- mtv always tries to get a musclehead in so they can get the WWF/football viewing public to enjoy the show. they enjoyed this stereotype so much they gave them their own show, Tough Enough, where the rooommates vie to get the covetted chance to become WWF wrestlers themselves.

4) the urbanite- whether it's the girl out of the ghetto with an attitude or the ballin' guy bouncing up out of the city, droppin' rhymes and wearing Sean John, the urban housemember is a classic.

5) the wildcard/ instigator- Puck is the archetype for this character (as sad as it is that we can say that people appearing on the show are characters and not real people) but others have been just drunken fools or weirdoes that like to slap people as they drive away and act all scary.

6) the innocent- this is the person that the camera just loves to watch. it's even better if they have a southern accent, a nice figure and a vagina, since women are always much more innocent than men. ;-)

7) the "nice" one- this guy isn't innocent or anything, he's just a good-natured, nice, regular, innoffensive, teen viewer loved house member.

those are the archetypes that i can think of right now. now it's time to go to TLAVideo and rent some movies.
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
02:17 / 25.04.02
The Real World is a lot more fun when you pretend one of the housemates is actually a ninja. Try it! I gauruntee you, it's fun. Imagine the zany situations!

Person A: "hey, where's Malik? He was just here a moment ago."

Person B: "I dunno, but there are cherry blossoms wafting on the breeze. And a dead body in the bathtub. And look what I found in the washing machine..." {holds out nunchuku}

Person A: "Damn." {Turns head to look out window} "Maybe he-Good God! Billy!"

Person B: "..." {dead, with thriteen knives in various places about the body}

Person A: "Well, shit. This calls for a house meeting."
 
 
Mazarine
02:29 / 25.04.02
Ah, but who would be on Road Rules? And what sort of things would be on deck for the Barbelith Road Rules/Real World Challenge?
 
 
Utopia
02:39 / 25.04.02
well, if the ninja is on the real world, then it stands to reason that road rules should get the pirate. i think this distribution of novelty types serves each show, as well as the figure itself, for the best. imagine the ninja trying to conceal himself on that crusty winnebago, or the pirate remaining stationary in the real world loft. just doesn't work. the loft's "clean" refinement lends itself totally to the art of ninjitsu, while the constantly breaking-down, smelly rv totally fits the pirate's personality. unfortunately for the other passengers, the pirate will blab endlessly about the inferiority of land to sea travel, but he will make up for his excess dialogue come that season's real world/road rules challenge: there's always a water sport, and my money would go on the pirate rather than the ninja anyday. um, so getting back to the point of this thread, all the pirate lovers here should be instantly qualified for road rules.

please redirect all arguments concerning the pirate/ninja road rules/real world challenge to the already established, appropriate thread

peace and chicken grease
utopia
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:43 / 25.04.02
Yay me! This is the first time I was mentioned in a thread that I wasnt part of! Now Im really part of the 'lith!
BTW: I have many koala's...some are dyed plaid.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:11 / 25.04.02
You have the perfect cast list, Flux. I'd rather watch than partake but maybe a little dip in the jacuzzi just to enjoy a bubbly Flyboy, while we listen to Haus and bitchiekittie break crockery over each other in the kitchen. Midnight would be occupying all of Ganesh's attention.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:15 / 25.04.02
That should have read "Midnighter etc."

I think Midnight was somebody's horse, which is not one of the Elephant God's perversions...
 
  

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