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French and Talkin' Dirty

  
  

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Tamayyurt
11:29 / 05.04.02
I got about half of that. And know how to say some of it.

like for example how do you say: faire? avec?mais?corps? seins? ca? ici? the N in N'arrete?
 
 
Cherry Bomb
13:17 / 05.04.02
Faire = "Fair"
avec = "Ah-vek"
Corps = "Kor"
Seins = "Say(nh - try to barely say that bit)"
ca = "sah"
ici = "ee-see"

Say the n like an n. This is a moment when international phonetics lettering really would come in handy on a keyboard.

Anyway,

Bais mon cu (Bay mohn koo)
and va te faire foutre (vah teh fair fou-treh) could also come handy.

They be "kiss my ass" and "fuck off," respectively.

 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:26 / 05.04.02
On the Tu - Vous debate front, it would be worth noting that if your intendee(s) speak Quebec French then it would always be Vous. As I have been given to understand, tu is rarely used except in the case of family which would be tremendously wrong. I think it applies in longer relationships as well.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
13:36 / 05.04.02
Actually there is an addition to that. There are certain language differences between Quebec France and Parisian French. What you see here seems, as far as I can determine, to be in Parisian French which carries a slightly different structure to Quebec French and also variances in accenture. Useing the wrong one could leave you sounding like Boomer from King of the Hill.
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:04 / 05.04.02
Well speaking of Quebec french...according to many english people here, the only french you need to know for a quebec girl is:
"Sus tabernacle!" and "Ca suffit! Va's ten chez vous!"
Which means.."Suck dammit!" and "Thats enough..go home!"Phonetic:
Suss Tah bear nack
sah shoe(-h) fee! Vah ton shai(like the stadium) voo!
 
 
Baz Auckland
20:23 / 05.04.02
After reading the wealth of phrases you now have to talk dirty in French, I have to ask:

Why exactly did you need these?
 
 
Dao Jones
20:49 / 05.04.02
Important distinction:

'venir' - to come in the non-sexual sense
'ajouir' - to reach a moment of climactic sexual bliss
 
 
Tamayyurt
21:49 / 05.04.02
Basically, my 16-year-old cousin is trying to seduce his incredibly hot 27-year-old french teacher. And he's giving me 100 bucks if he gets an A (He hasn't learned a damn thing in class) or 1,000 bucks if he gets laid.
 
 
Lurid Archive
03:08 / 06.04.02
I don't speak french, but I am pretty fluent in Italian which people say is also sexy. Thing is, once you understand and are familiar with it, it loses all the charm.

Maybe you should get your cousin to try dirty words in languages that are foreign to her.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
12:07 / 06.04.02
I disagree. Italian still has its effect on me, quite successfully.
 
 
Tamayyurt
16:02 / 06.04.02
And it's more the effort of cramming all this French over a weekend the he's trying to impress her with...the sex talk is more for shock value and cuteness factor.

>>Je te desire. (acute over the 'e' in 'desire') How do you say this? there are two e's!
 
 
The Apple-Picker
20:12 / 06.04.02
Ugh. I deserve punishment for this, because I'm snobby enough to think that pronunciation without actually hearing the stuff is bound to be a mess. BUT, here's the closest I can come without writing it in phonetic symbols:

désire: day-ZEER (but drop the dipthong in the first syllable, and think Eartha Kitt as Catwoman on that R, k?)
 
 
Cavatina
01:33 / 07.04.02
Posted by impulsivelad:

Basically, my 16-year-old cousin is trying to seduce his incredibly hot 27-year-old french teacher. And he's giving me 100 bucks if he gets an A (He hasn't learned a damn thing in class) or 1,000 bucks if he gets laid.

Nom de Dieu! I'd assumed that the need was your own, impulsivelad. What country are you coming from?

Apart from any other considerations regarding hir and him, have you thought about the *legal* position of the teacher? By all means encourage your cousin to improve his French & impress hir, as he can only benefit from learning another language. But what you're suggesting here is tantamount to sexual harassment. It's a dickhead thing to do.
 
 
Tamayyurt
01:45 / 07.04.02
I'd agree if there was any chance in hell of him succeeding. Trust me, she's going to laugh, sigh, and then fail his ass! They flirt all the time...it'll be ok.
 
 
Tamayyurt
14:42 / 16.04.02
My cousin passed his class. His teacher said something to the effect of, "The point is to be able to survive if you ever found yourself in France... I'm sure with that kinda talk you wont be alone for too long."

So merci to you lot,
::muah muah::
impulsif garçon

ps. how do you pornounce chatouiller (tickle)? this one's for moi.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
16:01 / 16.04.02
Kinda like this:

shah-TOOH-yeh.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
16:05 / 16.04.02
Poop. I messed up. More like this:

shah-TOOH-yay (but again, no dipthong on that last syllable)

Who, might I ask, are you threatening to tickle?
 
 
Tamayyurt
22:33 / 16.04.02
My girlfriend specifically and the French in general.
 
 
mixmage
02:32 / 17.04.02
bouff-moi [boof mwah] - eat/gobble me
je voudrais mettre ma bouche entre tes cuisses [juh-voo-dray meh-truh ma boosh en-trah tay queece] - I would like to put my mouth between your thighs
sur les levres [sir-lay-lev] on the lips

oh and je dois means "I need" in the sense of duty
J'ai besoin de toi [jay bez-one duh twah] is "I need you" (that way)

remember J'ai chaud [jay show] - I am hot [temperatue]...
je suis chaud [juh swee show] - I am hot [horny]
 
  

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