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LykeX
08:00 / 14.12.04
I was just reading The Filth, and came across a tiny jewel:

Fuck me with your chess trophy!

p.s. It only work if you scream it out loud in a passionate voice.
 
 
---
23:04 / 16.12.04
Within the armor is the butterfly and within the butterfly—is the signal from another star.

—Philip K. Dick
 
 
trouser the trouserian
08:27 / 17.12.04
"Never get off the bus"

Vagrunts, from Vague magazine.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
22:29 / 23.01.05
MAN DOES NOT FLY!
ONLY BIRDS AND BUGS FLY!
IS MAN A BUG?
IS MAN A BIRD?


-Mickey Eye Brigade
 
 
Bear
12:56 / 24.01.05
Richard: You'd better call me later on, alright? By sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? What are you... what are you, Gary Cooper? "By sundown"? What's gonna happen?
Richard: That's funny. You know, I'm tryin' not to laugh, but that's funny.
Larry: Yeah, okay.
Richard: You better call me by sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? Is the posse gonna come get me?

From Curb Your Enthusiasm, works much better in the show especially because you can see that Richard Lewis really is trying his best not to laugh. Makes me smile.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:48 / 17.06.05
"A given socio-historical moment is never homogeneous; on the contrary, it is rich in contradictions."

- Antonio Gramsci
 
 
Evil Scientist
10:51 / 17.06.05
There's a monkey in the jungle watching a vapour trail, caught up in the concept between his brain and his tail.

Gorillaz, 19-2000.
 
 
Evil Scientist
11:00 / 17.06.05
Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

- Friedrich Nietzsche.
 
 
Grey Cell
21:29 / 17.06.05
When the fingers have no more kindling to put in, the fire burns on, unaware that it's gone.

- Chuang Tzu
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
13:15 / 18.06.05
"The liberty of the wolf often means death to the sheep."
Isaiah Berlin
 
 
Benny the Ball
13:31 / 18.06.05
He'll flip you, flip you for real
 
 
The Puck
13:21 / 19.06.05
Its easier to ask for forgivness than permission

Frank Zappa
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
16:05 / 19.06.05
"The unfinished work of your heroes must become your own"

Ben Harper
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:20 / 19.06.05
Shouts going out to Dr G !

" I want the finest wines known to humanity, and I want them now ! "

" We've gone on holiday by a mistake ! "

" There's something, je ne sais quoi oh so very special, about a firm. Young. Carrot. "

And so on.
 
 
Ganesh
21:05 / 19.06.05
*holds aching sides*
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
21:19 / 19.06.05
"Come out in the open like my grandchild and meet thy unborn mother in dubious battle"
-Billy Burroughs, Naked Lunch

(I don't know what the fuck it means either, which is why I like it)
 
 
Char Aina
12:21 / 20.06.05
"you can tell you have created god in your own image when it turns out that he or she hates all the same people you do."

anne lamott
 
 
Char Aina
23:22 / 07.07.05
“America is at that awkward stage; it’s too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.”
- Claire Wolfe
 
 
ill tonic
04:53 / 08.07.05
"Painting a picture, composing an opera, that's just something you do until you find the next piece of ass.

The minute something better then sex comes along, you call me. Have me paged."
Choke / Chuck Palahnuick
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
08:07 / 02.08.05
Okay, one more...

"As champion of the West Side Grunters and Groaners I promise you are in for a lot of groaning!"
-Pops Racer, Speed Racer
 
 
Jub
09:07 / 02.08.05
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you have too much money"
- Robin Williams
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:54 / 20.08.05
What if you couldn't help but rock? Every time you pick up your axe heads start to nod, bras and thongs fly through the air, chicks on guy's shoulders are compelled to flash their titties more times than a P**i shows his passport at Heathrow. That's what I imagine it's like to be Angus Young.

some guy on the net going on about AC/DC
 
 
William Sack
13:07 / 06.09.05
Several belters from Signs of Crime: A Field Manual for Police by Assistant Commissioner David "Crazy Horse" Powis, Scotland Yard's top CID man in the late 70s. The crime detection manual was first published in 1978 and Sir Robert Mark, the Met Commissioner, commended it to all serving police officers and cadets.

Some advice on political agitators:

"Watch for criminals using vehicles who may, owing to extreme political views, intend to harm the community you have sworn to protect. This will show in their ordinary conversation, where almost unconsciously they will use the jargon and phrases of their beliefs. This intense and extremist gabble, if spoken with a cultured voice, particularly if the speaker is a woman, should make you pause and think through the likelihood you have stumbled on an important matters."

On searching a derelict building:

"Give commands to an imaginary dog handler, implying in these commands that the dog is quite a savage example of his species. Use a name like 'Viceroy' or 'Khan'. It may bring about the surrender of nervous thieves. Do not be prejudiced against the use of dogs. Of course they have failures and mistakes and can embarrass you in good-quality premises, but are infinitely worthwhile."


Keep your eyes peeled:

Watch for the “athlete” dressed in a tracksuit, running about residential streets, either at dusk or early morning. While one must not become morbidly suspicious, experience does indicate that there seems to be a correlation between such persons and homosexual nuisances.

And it’s not just dawn/dusk joggers:

Whether my experience is statistically significant or not, you must decide for yourselves, but of all the really skilled inside sneakthief ponces I have known, every one was homosexual.
 
 
Aertho
13:16 / 06.09.05
really skilled inside sneakthief ponce

What is this?

Am I one?
 
 
William Sack
13:22 / 06.09.05
To be perfectly honest I can't say what it means exactly. In this context I believe "ponce" means pimp, though I'm not sure what "inside sneakthief" adds. I rather liked the sound of it though.
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:28 / 07.09.05
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

Harlan Ellison
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
10:52 / 07.09.05
The first person to include any of the choicer words or phrases used in Cash's post in their screen name will win a bun.

Oh, and this bit...

Use a name like 'Viceroy' or 'Khan'.

Anyone who managed to avoid thinking of William Shatner at this point wins a really big bun.
 
 
Quantum
11:17 / 07.09.05
"Actually, I- this may sound a little bit West Texan to you but I like it. When I'm talking about- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."

The most powerful man in the world GWB, eloquent as ever, May 31 2000 'Hardball'.

..and this telling Freudian slip "I do not believe we've put a guilty- I mean, innocent person to death in Texas." National Public Radio June 16 2000
 
 
Quantum
11:22 / 07.09.05
Back on Withnail-

"I've been called a Ponce" *grinning nervously*
"What fucker said that?" *mouthful of pie*
*huge Irish fucker*- "I called him a Ponce, and now I'm calling you one- PONCE!"
 
 
William Sack
11:38 / 07.09.05
Another from Assistant Commissioner Powis (who I notice was the author of Thieves on Wheels):

The smell of semen is very distinctive. If you are trying to make up your mind whether the persons you are interrogating are motor-wandering thieves, fugitive escapees living and sleeping in their clothes or merely honest travellers, this smell in the vehicle, especially if stale, can be a pointer to a depraved style of living consistent with a life of thieving, prostitution or political 'drop out' activity. It goes without saying that no females need to be present for such an odour to be detected.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:40 / 07.09.05
Mistoffeles: You are aware that the title of this thread is "Cool Quotes", rather than, say, "I'm a racist piece of filth - ask me how!", yes?
 
 
Quantum
11:52 / 07.09.05
I tried to change my name to 'The smell of Quantum is very distinctive' to win a bun but it was too long.

'But Haus, I'm only *quoting* racist filth, from that reputable source someguyofftheinterwebnet, so that's okay you PC Nazi.'
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:21 / 07.09.05
Very well. In the kindly Uncle Stylee.

Mistoffeles, I realise that English is not your first language, and that you might therefore not understand some of the implications of the word choice in the passage you have quoted. However, the writer presumably does speak English as a first language, and is using racist terminology. This is probably an attempt to be shocking by a socially inept middle-class boy, but it is nonetheless racist terminology, and I would advise that you do not propagate it or hold up its originator as admirable.

Of course, you may yourself be a racist piece of filth, but let's assume not for the moment, eh?
 
 
Char Aina
12:22 / 07.09.05
it is quite possible its an australian speaking, seeing as how ACDC are huge there.
in oz descriptors such as pa*i get used differently, and have way less racist connotations(i think its just part of that australian desire to shorten words).
the suggestion that someone who is from pakistan may have to show their passport more often than someone from, say, oslo, seems likely.

but of a clanger, sure. what made you so sure the guy was racist filth, though?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:41 / 07.09.05
Funnily enough, toksie, we have had the "it isn't a rude word in Australia" argument before. It's not entirely convincing. We have also had the "it's a descriptive diminutive, and not offensive" argument before, and of course the ever-popular "there was this policeman who shouted it at somebody and was cleared because it's just a description". None of these is particularly well-supported by factual evidence. A lot depends on how much offence you are prepared to cause in the defence of your right to use racist epithets.
 
  

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