Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.

Underground > Creation >

Place Random Answers Here

Page: 1(2)

Jack Fear

00:39 / 21.09.01

All right. That will suffice.

Nick—shut ‘em down.

All of yez—get ye hither for the emergence of remarkable truths.

Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]

12:23 / 21.09.01

If that distance is the same as the thickness of a sheet of paper, the next nearest one is 50 miles away.

Warewullf

12:44 / 21.09.01

-The latest Sparkle Horse

-Yes! Absolutely! Well, actually, no, in fairness...

-Not as such. It's more of an up-down action.

-No, it hurts too much.

-In the pink cup, surely?

-Because my life has been reduced to a post-it note.

-Sniffing glue. You?

Warewullf

12:45 / 21.09.01

Nuts. Just saw Jack's last post.

Missed the boat on this one.

*storms off in a huff*

THX-1138

22:44 / 21.09.01

-but keep going..
-I don't have any change but I have a dollar you can use.
-Yeah but this is the live version.
-None at all.
-Well I'll go down to the lab and you can call me and we'll talk.
-He wanted to confiscate my badge not just look at it.
-Commercials.
-Just bags.
-I think I did see it.

captain piss

18:23 / 22.09.01

It certainly beats being skewered on an enormous stalactite of piss

Trevor Brooking

Only if it manages one complete orbit of the Sun beforehand

It was a pet project of Luc Besson’s prior to the doom-laden sequence of events that led to your auntie being caught in a mangle

Well, you can’t trust politicians

He was trying to look that one from Human League - wossisname?

Regrettable Juvenilia

11:06 / 24.09.01

If it works for you, go right ahead.

Because he's too lazy and doesn't pay close enough attention to these things.

Well, it's made me realise I agree with Uncle Oscar.

Sunnydale High.

Sleep for a while and speak no words.

Because we want to, because we want to.

Clea Duvall.

A shave, a haircut, and a change of clothes.

Until the end of the world.

Ria

20:42 / 24.09.01

--a screaming redfaced fat man.

--a Catholic missionary home for mutant babies born in the wakeof the Chernobyl disaster.

--a triangular crater 3.48 miles wide in which wasps breed and make homes.

--your father, amnesic and wandering the pale blue-painted halls of an abandoned hospital.

--a lush verdant greenhouse full of sentient plants, located in a city which floats and orbits the Earth with the sun.

-- a bull with nine horns.

tom-karika nukes it from orbit

21:17 / 24.09.01

Because.

deja_vroom

12:45 / 25.09.01

aaahh... I have questions/answerssss.... start it again, will ya??

tom-karika nukes it from orbit

17:45 / 27.09.01

It was like that when I came here.

Clavis

03:11 / 28.09.01

a). Mammals.

b). Persia.

e). St. Duggin's Crossing, 1915.

b). Pennicillin.

d). All of the above.

c). To reunite the feuding clans.

b). Because its claws resemble hands folded in prayer.

c). Because it preys on other insects.

a). Know Thyself, Show Thyself

g). I, II & III

c). Edith is the tallest.

a). Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

b). James K. Polk.

d). The glans.

e). subliminal

d). "Powerhouse", by Raymond Scott.

c). methyl alcohol

c). defenestration

a). the continued usage of the "plug bunny"

b). Before 1899, humans had no thumbs.

a). bullshit

Clavis

Warrington Minge

18:35 / 21.10.01

Human beings the size of amoebas!

A small piece of wood the size of a bus.

A leotard contains much vengeance.

Small weeds are big growers.

oh....and don't wear rubber trousers in the bath.

Try rattling some bottles in Rollixes barn.

Bits of wood.

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead!

Frances Farmer

18:43 / 21.10.01

quote:
A green glass bottle on the shore, frosted by time and tide.

You can't fit that in a bottle.

quote:
Strutting around Ocho Rios in a military-style red beret.

Unfortunately, the chickens remained unamused.

quote:
Because the Flyboy is in Portugal.

The soup is cold.

quote:
It is the sound of a thousand kids with guitars.

Ricky Martin was a philosopher.

quote:
A fungus found in the folds of old umbrellas.

Au revoir.

The Knowledge +1

13:20 / 22.10.01

fuck off I'm not interested

Rex City-zen

20:24 / 22.10.01

6.
Fuzzy pink bunnies can not talk.
I told you, in the hamper.
Detroit.
Blue.
The statue of liberty.

Saveloy

10:01 / 23.10.01

This is nice and that, but is any other bugger going to bother doing the 'Remarkable Truths Revealed' bit?

Warrington Minge

09:20 / 25.10.01

Well how rude!!!

Page: 1(2)

Add Your Reply