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No star here laces
13:23 / 19.07.01
HAPPY FUCKIN HARDCORE FUCKIN ROOOOOLZ!!!

No, sorry, I have to defend this much-maligned style. Not that I ever listened to it exclusively, well maybe for a month or two, but I did used to alternate between Nosebleed or Rezerection (legendary scottish hardcore nights/raves) one week and Pure (legendary Edinburgh detroit techno club) the next.

Happy was just unrivalled for pure stupid fun. For literally thousands of schemies all wearing the same Kappa tracksuit, for people who'd bombed two gs of base speed, for double-drop candyflipping, for incredibly cheesy stage shows and for 'dancing' that consisted of several thousand people all jumping up and down simultaneously very fast indeed.

Nobody ever pretended it was 'quality' music - it was like the punk of dance music, pure fun, no technique, strip it down to the bare bones. To me it in some ways epitomises the soul of club culture in it's simplest, least loveable form. If you can't appreciate that Happy has its place, I don't think you can truly love dance music. It was a true underground scene in that people who weren't involved in it hated it and all the critics hated it, but the people who went to the nights fucking loved it. In scotland the Happy scene was literally squeezed out of existence: the police cracked down on all the clubs until no-one wanted to play the music, the radio stations wouldn't play it - and still people loved it.

The best Happy records always tipped a knowing wink to what they were: tracks like Brisk's Airhead or Hixxy and Sharkey's Toytown were having a private laugh about the ridiculousness of the whole scene.

And then there were those hilarious dutch records: Charlie Lownoise and Mental Theo's The Ultimate Sextrack with it's constantly looped "Jack the penis, jack the penis, jack jack jack the penis" or the pure genius of Wedlock's I'm the fuck you man that you really couldn't help but yell along with and pump your fists.

And the anecdotes you can tell about hardcore clubs, like the one-armed teenage gabba dj, or the "punching guy" or the condoms that always used to litter the ground at Rez (cos people put their drugs in them and hid them in their orifices) and the mad dutch people that would always turn up in orange football strips with "Lenny Dee is god" written across the back.

Brings a tear to my eye...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:07 / 19.07.01
Hardcore clubs do lend themselves to great combinations of the sublime and ridiculous...

That 'fucking hostile' thing is so stuck in my head now...

Remembering nights at Stern's (the UK south coast's own temple of toytown tunes)...

Where the gang I went with were a prized and known sight for their clothes: grey/blakc plastic jackets and matching trousers postively festooned with reflective stripes and whistles...

...which we had people trying to buy all the time, not knowing that in fact they were uniforms from Gatwick Airport, where a lot of my crowd worked as baggage handlers...

Remember swopping my set with some Dutch guy for a set of white overalls with reflective stripes and some strange dutch phrase emblazoned all over them...

At this point I should probably point out I was probably the only entirely straight person in the place...

 
 
No star here laces
14:44 / 19.07.01
As a postscript to this I had to go search out lots of happy hardcore websites, and found this fun little realaudio mix (of new stuff, not the things I used listen) - but y'all have to admit that any scene that can spawn an act called "KY Jelly Babies" (and also a mixtape called "DJ Muppetfucker presents Bert 'n Ernie's anal orgy) must have some good points...
 
 
Not Here Still
17:29 / 19.07.01
Jesus Christ. I thought I was the only one who remembered Check the Penis!

It still makes me laugh to this day

What was the name of the guy who hit the decks with an axe?
 
 
ynh
22:07 / 23.07.01
New Yorker Cartoons for the Rave Generation
 
 
Jamieon
13:34 / 26.07.01
But SIIIiii,

House music and Hiphop were the first music forms that really floated my boat. I fucking loved that stuff and, from my twelth year onwards, it was practically all I listened to. But the House, Hiphop, Techno etc. that I liked had fuck all in common with Happy Hardcore and Gabba. There's always been this idea wafting around the dance press that, because most dance music shares a common scene/point of origin, it's all essentially "one", and to cuss any aspect/branch of it is tantamount to blaspheming against the whole. This argument doesn't take into account simple factors like taste, and, in todays climate, is club/rave culture really so frail that to dismiss one of its limbs is, effectively, to undermine the whole organism? Course not. That whole argument emerged when the scene was young and needed defending.

And people did take it seriously. Very seriously. People started to take it so seriously one branch of it acquired its own "respectable" name: 4 Beat. Did you ever read 'Eternity', Si? These guys weren't joking. The Trevor hard lads weren't joking, and I used to hang around with some of them. And watching people get into a macho contest about how many grammes of base they can stuff in their mouth, along with 5 pills and a trip, just isn't that funny when you're around it all the time.

Maybe my memories of it aren't as hysterical because, at the time, I lacked distance. Inspite of the fact I hated the music, I moved in the same circles as a lot of people who loved it. And I got so sick of people telling me I had to like Happy because "it's all Rave, mate".

I'm not sure that the tunes you mention (Toytown et al) are any indication that the scene could laugh at itself. Couldn't they simply imply a reappropriation of the language of the enemy, etc.

I do accept that Happy has its place.

Just as long as it's not my place.

[ 26-07-2001: Message edited by: Jamieon ]
 
  

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