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Cop Killer
20:51 / 19.08.01
My buddy just burned me a copy of Kings of Metal because he said that everyone should own that album. For the longest time I've had this averseion to Manowar as they are incredibly cheesy, but, for some reason, when another buddy showed me the bassist playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" (only called "Sting of the Bumblebee") on his bass, I decided they weren't all that bad. And I find myself listening to Kings of Metal more and more lately, despite that the first few times I heard the album I spent arguing with the singer (not literally, but he sings things like "my dad was a wolf" to which I would yell at the stereo, "No, he wasn't, you're lying to me" and I would also yell at the steroe during all their songs about battles and what have you "What the fuck are you talking about? You've never killed people with with an axe!"). And when I talk to people about things like thier cheesiness and the fact that they don't fight in vikingesque wars with broadswords, the only reply I get is "They're Manowar, they can do that." And lately, I'm starting to see their point, which is a bit frightening to me.
 
 
moriarty
00:07 / 20.08.01
"Well My Father Was A Wolf,
And A Kinsman Of The Slain..."

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Manowar kicks my ass. Cheesy? Fucked if I care. Crank it in the car and suddenly Conan the fucking Barbarian is shouting in your ear. Just go with it CK. It can only lead to good things. Like getting into numerous fights. I don't miss my teeth at all.
 
 
the Fool
00:15 / 20.08.01
I used to idolise Manowar when I was about 12, being representatives of 'true metal' and not all that wanky dress-up 'false metal' and umm... err...

Didn't Manowar do the wanky dress up thing as well? Isn't their music, sort of, y'know, not really that heavy?

Do they need irony tattooed to their foreheads? mmm.....

Other bands play...


...Manowar kills!
 
 
uncle retrospective
04:02 / 20.08.01
"Grandfather, tell me a story"

Manowar are terrible, I loved them so much when I was 15, Kings of Metal is the most pompous thing ever.

But they are the most Metal in the world and you have to love that.
 
 
moriarty
04:50 / 20.08.01
"Noooo. A real story!"

Has anyone else heard their version of Lady Marmalade?
 
 
the Fool
05:27 / 20.08.01
quote:Originally posted by moriarty:
Has anyone else heard their version of Lady Marmalade?


You're joking right? .... right?

... your not joking are you? OH MY GOD!!
 
 
MJ-12
08:54 / 20.08.01
take the testOwar
 
 
uncle retrospective
10:08 / 20.08.01
quote:Originally posted by MJ-12:
take the testOwar


I need no test!

I am metal!

That test cheered up my whole morning, thanks MJ.
 
 
Graham the Happy Scum
12:34 / 20.08.01
Didn't they have a thing about pumpkins? Or was that Halloween? (Appropriately enough...)
 
 
Opalfruit
12:42 / 20.08.01
Erm... Helloween.... you mean. The tacky T-shirts and album covers...
 
 
Ierne
16:52 / 20.08.01
I used to idolise Manowar when I was about 12... – better the Fool you know

I loved them so much when I was 15... – uncle retrospective

Between all that and Opalfruit actually remembering Helloween, I'm really beginning to feel like an old crow here.

I saw Manowar live at L'Amours in Brooklyn way, WAY back in the day. (To be fair, I was well underage – no-one bothered to check IDs back then...) Mid-80's, I think. Quite the raucous show.
 
 
A
01:34 / 21.08.01
By God (oops, i mean "By Odin"), it's good to see that others appreciate the mighty Manowar

I used to do a radio show, and every week we'd open with "Metal Warriors", a call to arms if ever there was one.

"there's magic in the metal, there's magic in us all"

words to live by, i tells ya.

Apparently Manowar used to have a separate tour bus for their groupies to travel around in. Now that's class.

Death to false metal!

adam
 
 
Cop Killer
04:33 / 21.08.01
...and how many other bands are that cut?

If you're not metal you're not my friend.
 
 
Fiction Suit Five
12:33 / 25.08.01
Hahaha! Manowar! One of my friends was into them in 1990, when we were into The Stone Roses and the Happy Mondays. He had a leather armband and a denim jacket with a quo patch, a mullet and a girly ear-ring. He lost his virginity five years after the rest of us, when he rethought his dress sense and music taste. Manowar! Hilarious!
 
 
bio k9
14:50 / 25.08.01
Doesn't this thread belong here?
 
 
Cop Killer
16:10 / 25.08.01
quote:Originally posted by Fiction Suit Five:
Hahaha! Manowar! One of my friends was into them in 1990, when we were into The Stone Roses and the Happy Mondays. He had a leather armband and a denim jacket with a quo patch, a mullet and a girly ear-ring. He lost his virginity five years after the rest of us, when he rethought his dress sense and music taste. Manowar! Hilarious!


See, a lot of my friends would make fun of someone for listening to that crap that you do. I only know one person who's heard the Stone Roses and actually liked them.
 
 
Cop Killer
16:16 / 25.08.01
quote:Originally posted by Biodegradable K-9:
Doesn't this thread belong here?


Pfft...no...Manowar deserve their own thread!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
22:02 / 26.08.01
Please stop. My sides hurt.
 
 
Cop Killer
03:08 / 27.08.01
Dude, they're serious about this shit, they did sign their contracts in blood...
 
 
uncle retrospective
10:41 / 29.08.01
quote:Originally posted by Cop Killer:
Dude, they're serious about this shit, they did sign their contracts in blood...



Then one of them collapsed and had to be rushed to hospital.
Blood poisoning.

METAL

The stone roses were shite btw.
(not that manowar are a whole lot better)
 
 
johnny whatif
10:55 / 29.08.01
I'm with Cop Killer & Uncle R here, the Stone Roses could fuck right off. And off they duly fucked...
 
 
the Fool
11:00 / 29.08.01
quote:Originally posted by johnny whatif:
I'm with Cop Killer & Uncle R here, the Stone Roses could fuck right off. And off they duly fucked...


what a crock of shit. their first album was a masterstroke. they just got fat and lazy, took too much coke and kept us waiting too long. they were never going to live up to hype of ten years...
 
 
johnny whatif
11:17 / 29.08.01
I agree with you on the fat and the lazy and the coke, but not on the masterstroke... Admittedly, i only heard it a couple of times, but The Stone Roses was average at best... She Bangs The Drums was alright...

Anyway, threadrot...

MANOWAR!

[ 29-08-2001: Message edited by: johnny whatif ]
 
 
MJ-12
12:21 / 29.08.01
quote:Originally posted by uncle retrospective:
Then one of them collapsed and had to be rushed to hospital.
Blood poisoning.


So, they've suffered for their art.
 
 
Cop Killer
15:47 / 29.08.01
quote:Originally posted by MJ-12:


So, they've suffered for their art.


Well, if their lyrics are to be believed, they've died and been resurected countless times in the name of Metal.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
15:54 / 29.08.01
Y'know, I've never listened to Man O War, but after reading this thread, I feel I must start.
 
 
MJ-12
16:29 / 29.08.01
Be warned that Woman, Be My Slave is probably a disgrace to your Feminist Principles. And not very good, either.
 
 
the Fool
22:09 / 29.08.01
quote:Originally posted by Cop Killer:
Well, if their lyrics are to be believed, they've died and been resurected countless times in the name of Metal.


True Metal NEVER Dies...
 
 
moriarty
13:21 / 30.08.01
Only False Metal dies forever.

When Manowar finally fall in battle, they will go to Valhalla and train for the coming Ragnarok.

I'm fucking serious.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
13:48 / 30.08.01
You're so fucking cool, my metal friend...

 
 
moriarty
14:48 / 30.08.01
As are you, Fellow Rider.

On the day we meet, the Heavens will be rent asunder and the Kings of Metal will descend from the fiery sky on steeds made of Black Iron. Thye will ask us the Riddle of Steel, and should we not answer them, not even our Love of Metal will stay their arms. And though I was born to die, let it be known that there is one thing that shall never Fall...

Long Live Metal.
Long Live Manowar.
Hail and Kill.
 
 
MJ-12
16:06 / 30.08.01
...and from the North came moriarty, bearing a mighty Hammer of War.
 
 
moriarty
16:12 / 30.08.01
Aaah. You just made my day.
 
 
Fengs for the Memory
11:51 / 31.08.01
Were they big fans of Conan Doyle. Any more lyrics paying homage to the great detective.
elemetary my good hellbeast/feed yourself to the fire monkey of butt/bring me my pipe/so I may smite the west actual lyric , no lies.
 
 
Cop Killer
18:57 / 31.08.01
quote:Originally posted by MJ-12:
Be warned that Woman, Be My Slave is probably a disgrace to your Feminist Principles. And not very good, either.


You know, I saw this song as more of a bdsm type thing, which isn't necessarily sexist, it's just the lifestyle that they choose. I'm probably wrong though, and the song is horribly sexist...but they're Manowar! They can do that.
 
  

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