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Elmo is taking the piss

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Ierne

12:29 / 08.10.01

I can't believe you lot are whining about Elmo when you tolerate Laila & Chrome. Surely they waste more bandwidth?

Our Lady of The Two Towers

13:02 / 08.10.01

Let's face it, Everyone is a fucker except for me and my dawg, as far as I'm concerned you should all be fuckin' banned.

MJ-12

14:03 / 08.10.01

Yes, but the Greenlanders at least seem to mean well, in some horribly twisted way. Most of time.

Seth

17:11 / 08.10.01

Yeah, and they mostly come at night.

Mostly...

We're The Great Old Ones Now

17:43 / 08.10.01

Elmo is acne.

Don't pick at it.

the Fool

22:58 / 08.10.01

but can we get some topical cream or lotion to happily dissolve it to ether? You know the type, like 'sensiclear' subnuclear wart remover, comes in 'wipe on, wipe off' applicators in a cute japanese 'hellokittyesque' lead lined box...

If this is the return of 'Babies Making Love' then at least this time its fuzzy and sort of cute (if annoying) rather that waking up to unwanted cumshot poetry.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

07:18 / 09.10.01

"unwanted cumshot poetry"

Another Barbelith autobiography?

Ellis

14:09 / 09.10.01

Elmos is Brasseye and we are The Daily Mail.

Mister Snee

05:10 / 15.10.01

Goddamn. I try and I try not to give a damn, having somehow completely missed all this Elmo nonsense in my two-week sabbatical, but after a thread full of such indulgently vague, ambiguously tantalizing references to material I can't find ANYWHERE, how can I resist?

...who the hell was Elmo and what did he do?

There, I said it.

I missed the entire ordeal.

Mordant Carnival

16:33 / 15.10.01

Hi! I'm Elmo! I want to be your freind!
Elmo's Mum and Dad are in bed!
Elmo is going to play on their PC.
Elmo pisses people off so much!
Elmo has probably been banned from every single chatroom known to man!
Elmo has no freinds.
Elmo doesn't like Barbelith. It scares him.
Elmo's Junior Reactionary handbook doesn't have a chapter on boards like this.
Somehow, Elmo can't leave it alone.
So Elmo's going to post a bunch of completely pointless threads all up and down the Conversation page, written in sorryarsed third person muppetese.
Elmo is so happy!

Mister Snee

03:10 / 16.10.01

Ahhh.

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