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The Scrapheap of Overrated Movie Crap

 
  

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gentleman loser
13:09 / 01.10.01
I'm always interested in the Yin/Yang light/darkness thing and Lyssajonse's excellent thread made me curious about other's opinions about movies that most people (both critics and the rest of the population) insist are good that aren't.

I've got some definite candidates in mind, but I need some time to develop my thoughts.

So c'mon! Give me some.
 
 
DaveBCooper
13:18 / 01.10.01
Springing to mind :

The Accidental Tourist
Pulp Fiction (second story in particular, the Bruce Willis one)
Trainspotting

DBC
 
 
mondo a-go-go
13:30 / 01.10.01
this is gonna win me a lot of enemies, but.... magnolia. god, but that was a drag to sit through.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:37 / 01.10.01
Dead Man Walking. Is that ham I smell?
 
 
The Knowledge
13:42 / 01.10.01
I really hated 'The English Patient'
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
15:26 / 01.10.01
'Dancer In The Dark'

"Why iz you nottin skule?"
 
 
Seth
17:15 / 01.10.01
Anything by Tim Burton (apart from Mars Attacks! which was hilarious... the first time).

quote:Originally posted by Kooky is Eeevil:
this is gonna win me a lot of enemies, but.... magnolia. god, but that was a drag to sit through.


A lot of people hate magnolia. It really divides its audience. Hell of a lot of bad reviews, too. Not so much overrated as schitzo rated.
 
 
uncle retrospective
17:57 / 01.10.01
quote:Originally posted by expressionless:
Anything by Tim Burton.



*smack*

How dare you!

Crouching tiger, hidden Dragon. It doesn't get much more over hyped and boring.

[ 01-10-2001: Message edited by: uncle retrospective ]
 
 
MJ-12
18:07 / 01.10.01
Forest fucking Gump
 
 
Ethan Hawke
18:08 / 01.10.01
American Beauty - formulaic and predictable screenwriting and directing. Though the performances were enjoyable.

The People v. Larry Flynt - boring, borderline unwatchable, with no narrative drive.
 
 
Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]
20:08 / 01.10.01
"Death Machine"
possibly the shitest, in the most comicle way, ii have ever seen.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
20:30 / 01.10.01
quote:Originally posted by uncle retrospective:
Crouching tiger, hidden Dragon. It doesn't get much more over hyped and boring.


*even bigger smack*

How dare *you*?

Although I agree it was probably over-hyped... But boring? Never.

This thread is going to result in so many people getting pissed off... It'll be great.
 
 
uncle retrospective
20:55 / 01.10.01
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Flyboy:


*even bigger smack*

How dare *you*?


*Ducks*


Although I agree it was probably over-hyped... But boring? Never.

It was soooooo dull. It looked amazing, the DP should have got a medal but the script?
The really dull fight scenes (apart from the one with the two girls) and the shit flying on the bamboo.

spit.

Your right Flyboy, this thread will cause a riot.

[ 02-10-2001: Message edited by: uncle retrospective ]
 
 
Jack Fear
22:09 / 01.10.01
quote:Originally posted by expressionless:
Anything by Tim Burton (apart from Mars Attacks! which was hilarious... the first time).
Anything by Tim Burton. especially Mars Attacks!
 
 
Mystery Gypt
00:26 / 02.10.01
quote:Originally posted by Kooky is Eeevil:
this is gonna win me a lot of enemies, but.... magnolia. god, but that was a drag to sit through.


halfway through that horrendous movie i felt i was having a psychedelic experience brought about by entertainment-deprivation. i was bored dizzy.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
08:34 / 02.10.01
SPOILERS.

Bad Boy Bubby. Yes, he fucks his mother. Yes, he becomes a rockstar. No, I don't give a fuck. Too long. Faaaaaar too long. And the "oh, suddenly he stops being fucked up and understands the entire universe, neatly happening in the last ten minutes or so?" bit? Fuck's sake.
 
 
rizla mission
08:34 / 02.10.01
quote:Originally posted by Jack Fear:
Anything by Tim Burton. especially Mars Attacks!


Damn you!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

Why I'll - I'll .. I'll hunt you down with my official Mars Attacks! Ray gun and .. and..

I mean, what kind of miserable, cold hearted BASTARDS hate Tim Burton films*?

Sorry, but it's a very emotional subject for me..

*with the glaring exception of Planet of the Apes, which is shit.

OVERRATED FILMS (wait for it):

The Shawshank Redemption (bollocks!)
The Piano (mostly bollocks)
The Crying Game (yawn)
Silence of the Lambs (since when was the X-files two hours long?)
Silent Runnings

Pretty much every oh-so-worthy British or Irish period movie with swelling music and imposing coastlines and even more imposing cheekbones ever made.

All of those incredibly tedious gangster movies with DeNiro and/or Pacino (with the exeption of Goodfellas and Scarface, which are quite good).

Most Bond films.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
08:34 / 02.10.01
I really hate Magnolia. I haven't even seen all of it: I walked out halfway through.

My least favourite film is possibly Bladerunner, give me the Philip K. Dick book any day, it's so much better than the film; I read it first... maybe that has something to do with it. I find the film very lifeless; it really loses its charm.
 
 
Johnny Mother
08:34 / 02.10.01
The Italian Job
Romeo + Juliet (Baz Luhrmann)
American History X
Gladiator
Hannibal
The Sixth Sense
Anything by Spielberg
The Crow
and I'll second American Beauty.
 
 
Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]
08:34 / 02.10.01
quote:Originally posted by Nina:


My least favourite film is possibly Bladerunner,


Compared to the book it's not great but as a film, essecally the directors cut, is a visual work of art.

Unlike Batman Returns which is a visual cock up.
quote:Anything by Tim Burton.
I'd agree, apart from a small matter of Batman, which rules.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
08:34 / 02.10.01
Surprised nobody has yet mentioned . . .

Eyes Wide Shut. Shit, more like.

Casino. So, so, so, so, dull I almost walked out of the film and I have never done that in my life. Not even when I saw Batman Returns.
 
 
Bear
10:04 / 02.10.01
This thread has really cheered me up, I want to buy you all a beer !! If you met my flatmate you'd understand.. been argueing all morning, all brought on by The Outer Limits, i mean A.I...

"oh oh oh but the cinematography was great" *SLAP*

 
 
Lazlo Woodbine [some call me Laz]
10:11 / 02.10.01
Just remembered how poor Lawnmower Man 2+3 were.
However i did appreciate the casting of Howling mad Merdoc as Job!

[ 02-10-2001: Message edited by: Toasted Butter ]
 
 
GRIM
10:12 / 02.10.01
Easy Rider

American Pie (Laugh? I didn't)

That Dangerous Liasons alike with Sarah Michelle Gellar in it.

AI

Close Encounters
 
 
.
10:16 / 02.10.01
I'll definitely second The Piano... i think that the alledged greatness of that film is due to that fact that it sounds great (lovely classical piece, can't remember what it is), and a lot of people are conned into loving shit films via an emotive soundtrack. soundtrack overdose is all too common nowadays. anyone remember Armageddon (i'm trying to forget it)? EVERY single scene has some sort of choir playing in the background. Personally some of my favourite films are those odd conspiracy thrillers from the 70s, like The Conversation, or The Andromeda Strain, because of their more thoughtful and rarer use of emotive soundtracks.
->rant over.
 
 
Space,Love
10:34 / 02.10.01
Oh, I agree about Eyes Wide Shut and American Beauty.
 
 
bio k9
11:12 / 02.10.01
This thread is starting to come down with listoma, that rare form of thread cancer where every post contains a list of favorites (in this case least favorites) without cause or explanation. Can someone administer a cure?
 
 
Space,Love
11:24 / 02.10.01
OK: They were boring. Glossy, over-produced crap. I felt no connection or empathy for the actors and couldn't care less about their plight. I resented having paid for the privelege of getting a numb arse in the cinema and coming out feeling like I'd wasted my time.

That do?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
14:20 / 02.10.01
The Matrix
Once you've seen this a few times the 2 and a half minutes of exciting action sequences fade away and the 2 hours of bullshit semi-coherant buddhaspeak overwhelms the whole bloated piece. Keanu's idiot-saviour uttering 'witty' quips about spoons, getting the girl though having no seeming personality whatsoever... Even Geof Darrow's gorgeous creature designs could not save this one.
And this from a former fan.
 
 
Rage
17:43 / 02.10.01
I thought everyone hated Eyes Wide Shut.

I feel asleep 15 minutes into The English Patient.

American Pie didn't make me laugh. Neither did The Wedding Singer.

Happiness was an indie favorite. I thought it lagged on and on and on.
 
 
DaveBCooper
08:41 / 03.10.01
Happy to expand :

The Accidental Tourist : will William Hurt's character end up with the character played by Kathleen Turner, or the one played by Geena Davis ? Do we care ? Geena's character is a bit wacky and zany in a painfully obvious way, but at least she comes over as human - Hurt looks as if he was using this as a calling card for a part in AI. For a film purporting to deal with emotions, it's shockingly soulless and free of depth. About as emotionally involving as kissing a mirror, and with the same amount of warmth.

Pulp Fiction : The Emperor's New Clothes on the silver screen. Strip away the amusing use of music, and the gangster stuff that's so oddly beloved by so many filmgoers, and what have you got? Granted, three tales that are quite neatly interwoven (though I seem to recall that Jackson's biblical speech is actually different when heard second time around ? Oops), but none of the tales are really going anywhere, and the second one is an absolute atrocity of coincidence.
To whit (apologies if I miss anything): Willis' character goes back to get his watch from his flat and the Travolta character JUST HAPPENS to have left his gun on the side while he JUST HAPPENS to have gone to the bog, and so after shooting him and driving off, Willis JUST HAPPENS to see the one person who he didn't want to see (the Ving Rhames character); they get involved in some chase or other, and JUST HAPPEN to end up in a shop where the owner and a friend JUST HAPPEN to have a habit of taking people down to the basement to rape them. Tied to a chair, Willis JUST HAPPENS to escape, and searching for a weapon he JUST HAPPENS to find a sword... don't be fooled by the distractions of the Gimp and the ferocity of the rape scene : this is not a solidly-constructed story.

Trainspotting : whoo, wizzy camerawork and neatly-integrated music ! But, like the book, we're looking at a random rag-bag of tales, none of which actually build to a coherent whole, and some of the switches in mood are so sudden as to - to use Victor Lewis-Smith's expression - leave you with a case of the the emotional bends. Spud's covered a room with shit ! Begbie's picked a fight ! Their drug habit has led to a baby dying ! Renton's up to his arms in shit ! They're ripping someone off for a stash of drugs, and then Renton's ripping the others off ! Remind me again why I should care ?

DBC
 
 
Ethan Hawke
10:59 / 03.10.01
Oh god, yeah, Happiness -- this film is shit. I was a fan of Todd Solondz's previous two efforts, but this one...no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The characters, as such, are ivory-tower aesthete caricatues of the bored and pathetic mass of humanity. The filmmaking was unremarkable. the subject matter of pedophilia, I believe, was handled in an inappropriate manner. And the ghoulish final scene of the dog licking the little boys semen and kissing mommy, well,the less said, the better.

Unfortunately, I'll probably go see his next film, Storytelling, as the score is by every sensitive indie boy's fave, Belle and Sebastian.
 
 
Mazarine
11:44 / 03.10.01
I didn't think American Pie was funny either. Was anybody's high school experience even remotely close to that?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:52 / 03.10.01
No, but then that's why I liked it.
 
 
rizla mission
13:34 / 03.10.01
quote:Originally posted by DaveBCooper:

Willis' character goes back to get his watch from his flat and the Travolta character JUST HAPPENS to have left his gun on the side while he JUST HAPPENS to have gone to the bog, and so after shooting him and driving off, Willis JUST HAPPENS to see the one person who he didn't want to see (the Ving Rhames character); they get involved in some chase or other, and JUST HAPPEN to end up in a shop where the owner and a friend JUST HAPPEN to have a habit of taking people down to the basement to rape them. Tied to a chair, Willis JUST HAPPENS to escape, and searching for a weapon he JUST HAPPENS to find a sword... don't be fooled by the distractions of the Gimp and the ferocity of the rape scene : this is not a solidly-constructed story.



..and Macbeth JUST HAPPENS to do some really good disembowelling when the king's looking and then JUST HAPPENS to bump into some withces who JUST HAPPEN to tell him he's going to be king and, then the king JUST HAPPENS to come and stay over at his house (er, castle) and..

um..

series of interesting events = isn't that how stories, like, work?

 
  

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