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Secret evil hideous prejudices - confession time!

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Jack The Bodiless

13:56 / 05.04.02

People who are too English to talk about their sex lives anywhere, especially the internet, and then become a mass of seething 'mones'. 'Hor' and otherwise.

People who talk about their sex lives on the internet when I'm not getting any.

People who talk about their sex lives on the internet and are clearly making it up as they go along to sound 'racy'.

People who are capable of remaining celibate for more than two weeks at a time and mention the fact that they don't need sex to lead a fulfilling life *slightly too often*.

13:59 / 05.04.02

Wembley: They're called "Castanhas do Pará". "Pará" being a brazilian state.
Pronounced "Kaztagnas-doo-Parah".
And Re:

"people who hesitant frequently when driving. I assume they are crap in bed. and really, how can I be wrong?"

Bitchiekittie, you're Camille Paglia and I claim my autographed penis!

pointless and uncalled for

14:00 / 05.04.02

[Cartman]I hate you guys[/Cartman]

14:20 / 05.04.02

Id never heard of her, so I looked her up on google

...and Im still not sure if you meant it as insult or not. some of what Ive read would say yes (mean little thing, aint she? some of the stuff she said was way beyond inflammatory and just plain *nasty*) and others would say no (I agree with a lot of what I read)

15:37 / 05.04.02

no offense intended, really. It's just that in some of her interviews she's always saying how much bad drivers must be lousy in bed...

15:52 / 05.04.02

Grad Students, especially if they're incapable of speaking to an undergrad without being condescending, talk incessantly about grant proposals at parties, and continually name-drop who their thesis master is (while simultaneously making a point of referring to them by their first name).

Punks under the age of about 25, maybe even sliding up to 30. This is entirely the fault of the scene around this uni. Never met such a godawful group of stuck-up, take-overselves-too-seriously people in my whole life. And, god help us all, Straight Edgers, who also happen to make the second-worst-sounding music on the planet. Bloody Vogons, if you ask me.

Non-Southerners who make stupid jokes about the South, especially if they're about kin fucking, then think they're geniuses. Tack on extra stab wounds if they use the term "white trash" while they're at it.

People who take golf seriously. Ditto tennis.

Americans who adopt fake British accents to sound cultured.

15:54 / 05.04.02

Mind if I borrow that Shiv o'Death? I promise to clean it before I give it back.

16:23 / 05.04.02

"no offense intended, really. It's just that in some of her interviews she's always saying how much bad drivers must be lousy in bed... "

and why not? the personality traits crap drivers must possess - someone who is unable to make routine decisions in a timely manner, incapable of using an indicator (a simple little flick of the hand? do they lack the dexterity? nothing short of pathetic!), and utterly unaware of the needs (and often the existence!) of other people. these sorts of behaviors cannot translate well into intimate situations. living arrangements, relationships, sex....

its just much more fun to accuse someone of being crap in bed than to tell them they are inconsiderate, awful people. much cattier

Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes

16:35 / 05.04.02

People who say "pretty decent chap" or anyone who says chap!

Moustaches, or the moustacheod. Paradoxically, people who have grown beards but have chosen to shave the moustache part of their beard...

OFF THEIR FACES

Less searchable M0rd4nt

16:53 / 05.04.02

I say old chap, steady on, what?

17:57 / 05.04.02

panarchy, just yesterday I saw the most bizarre facial hair Ive ever seen in my life, which sorta fit your description. imagine the fiercest, bushiest crazy-hermit beard ever placed in a crap movie or play, play up the sideburns to go along with it (thing crazy-hermit meets exaggerated-elvis-lambchops), and completely erase the mustache bit. holy crap!

wembley can change in 28 days

18:15 / 05.04.02

To add to the driving thread, bad dancers. I could make a separate rant about college girls at the University of Western Ontario who wear baby doll dresses and insist on dancing in a very boring way on pool tables in an effort to attract the sweatshirted other half, but I'm mostly irked about rhythm.

If someone's a really bad dancer, but they're still trying, that at least evokes some pity from some otherwise unused part of my heart, but boring, bad dancers are a nuisance. I've heard that rhythm on the dance floor is directly related to rhythm in the sack. This is why I think moriarty is dishy.

The Return Of Rothkoid

11:57 / 08.04.02

Pandemic Rise:
Moustaches, or the moustacheod. Paradoxically, people who have grown beards but have chosen to shave the moustache part of their beard...

OFF THEIR FACES

Like Thomas Kenneally. Who I've just added to my list of hated things. I know he's not general enough, really, but he's worthy of ire. Or, maybe, I'm referring to Kenneally-smug -stylee people.

Gah.

13:12 / 08.04.02

Wembley, you were obviously so distracted by the booty that you didn't notice that I have no rhythm. Sorry to disappoint.

13:31 / 08.04.02

its a mighty fine bootay. I have it on film as proof

14:18 / 08.04.02

I shaved off the moustache part of my beard. To be fair, I also shaved off the middle bit, so I had two little horn-type things growing off the bottom of my chin.

I thought it looked great.

Then I saw some photographs. And my moustache appeared as if by magic and I started ensuring my beard was nicely trimmed. As well as my bootay.

wembley can change in 28 days

15:37 / 08.04.02

Damn that booty! Foiled again.

Anyone else here got rhythm?

pointless and uncalled for

15:39 / 08.04.02

Nope sold mine for a nickel.

16:31 / 08.04.02

not the kind I can use at a club. unless you know any of those kinds of places

05:26 / 09.04.02

Going back a couple pages to what Monkey Sage said about U of C punk rock types, I have to agree with him, basically because they "can't believe" my taste in music, most of them at least, there's some that're alright. Like the other night some kid from that college "couldn't believe" that I thought the Stooges were a far superior band to the Velvet Underground. Which brings me to another prejudice: people who put far too much importance on the Velvet Underground, I mean I realize they were important to rock music and whatever, but they didn't start [i]everything[/i]. I also dislike skinheads, no matter their ideology, I've met all of five skins that weren't complete twats and I know quite a few of the bastards. So now, everytime I see one of those teenage mutant ninja turtle looking motherfuckers I think to myself "cunt," despite the fact that he could be a really lovely person if I got to know him. I also have a distaste for large groups of teenage girls in resturaunts that sing oldies together, loudly.

09:06 / 09.04.02

Wow- Barbelith as still-point of simmering, slow boiling rage. It’s certainly interesting reading anyway, guys. Just don’t do a ‘Falling Down’ on us, or whatever that bloody Michael Douglas film’s called

A quick couple:
- People who don’t seem to have to work – a bitter knee-jerk response born from past experience of knowing people who have rich parents or something and then feel content to tell you to ‘do something interesting with your life instead of just working to pay the bills’

- People who show almost no ability to empathise – like when you tell them that you’ve been in a car crash and are going to have to get your leg amputated or something and they go “Yeah, I know what you mean- I’ve had a really sore knee lately”. (actually -this isn't really in the spirit of hideous prejudices- but never mind)

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