|  |  | | [BOYS] Is it worth the waiting for?
 If we live 'til eighty four
 All we ever get is gru...el!
 Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
 Will they change the bill of fare?
 Still we get the same old gru...el!
 There is not a cust, not a crumb can we find,
 Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
 But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
 When we all close our eyes and imag...ine
 
 Food, glorious food!
 Hot sausage and mustard!
 While we're in the mood --
 Cold jelly and custard!
 Pease pudding and saveloys!
 What next is the question?
 Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
 In-di-gestion!
 
 Food, glorious food!
 We're anxious to try it.
 Three banquets a day --
 Our favourite diet!
 
 Just picture a great big steak --
 Fried, roasted or stewed.
 Oh, food,
 Wonderful food,
 Marvellous food,
 Glorous food.
 
 Food, glorious food!
 What is ther emore handsome?
 Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
 Still worth a kin's ransom.
 What is it we dream about?
 Wat brings on a sigh?
 Piled pieahes and cream , about
 Six feet high!
 
 Food, glorious food!
 Eat right through the menu.
 Just loosen your belt
 Two inches and then you
 Work up a new appetite.
 In this interlude --
 The food,
 Once again, food
 Fabulous food,
 Glorious food.
 
 Food, glorious food!
 Don't care what it looks like --
 Burned!
 Underdone!
 Crude!
 Don't care what the cook's like.
 Just thinking of growing fat --
 Our senses go reeling
 One moment of knowing that
 Full-up feeling!
 
 Food, glorious food!
 What wouldn't we give for
 That extra bit more --
 That's all that we live for
 Why should we be fated to
 Do nothing but brood
 On food,
 Magical food,
 Wonderful food,
 Marvellous food,
 Fabulous food,
 
 [OLIVER]
 Beautiful food,
 
 [BOYS]
 Glorious food
 
 
 - Food, Glorious Food
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