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Is Batman a Superhero?

 
  

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Bed Head
11:03 / 26.03.04
I'd say Mr Fantastic could make his knob the longest but wouldn't be able to make it hard as well. He'd claim this was part of the way his powers work or something to do with cosmic rays or some shit; and besides, it's what you do with it that counts. Dr Doom would laugh and laugh and laugh.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
11:36 / 26.03.04
Stan Lee Cyclops versus Chris Claremont Cyclops versus Grant Morrison Cyclops?
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
12:06 / 26.03.04
Further rotting the thread: Galactus vs. Unicron.
 
 
Sax
12:10 / 26.03.04
Unicron sounds like some global dairy conglomerate.

While Galactus sounds like a chocolate bar manufacturer, come to that.

How about:



Treebeard (including Hobbits)

VS



Some Marvel character called Eon, which appears to be a tree wearing a wig.
 
 
Tom Coates
12:32 / 26.03.04
Realistically if you keep this up, the thread will end up in the Conversation.
 
 
Sax
12:40 / 26.03.04
That was a real comics question asked by a real comics fan. Who the hell do you think you are, Coates? The Living Tribunal?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
12:48 / 26.03.04
Dude, my brain just melted.
 
 
Spaniel
13:24 / 26.03.04
Okay then, what about Eon vs...



That's right, the bad boy is back.
 
 
gridley
14:58 / 26.03.04
That flying chair has ridiculously simplified controls.
 
 
Spaniel
15:03 / 26.03.04
That flying chair is commanded by M.O.D.O.K (Mobile Organism Designed only for Killing), and there is nothing ridiculous about any of his equipment.

I like to imagine that he is grasping his cock.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:06 / 26.03.04
You know M.O.D.O.K. is a clone, right?
 
 
Spaniel
15:18 / 26.03.04
As I understand it, M.O.D.O.K is not a clone.

Did I say Mobile? I meant Mental.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:19 / 26.03.04
He's genetically engineered from cloned cells.
 
 
Spaniel
15:19 / 26.03.04
And I don't want to fuck M.O.D.O.K either.

Well maybe a little bit.

Does Eon want to fuck M.O.D.O.K?
 
 
w1rebaby
15:22 / 26.03.04
WHOA THERE just one SECOND

Observe the above picture of MODOK and then



PROVED: M.O.D.O.K. is a clone of Donald Trump. So if Donald fucked M.O.D.O.K., he would be gay.
 
 
Spaniel
15:25 / 26.03.04
LOL

The resemblance really is uncanny.
 
 
gridley
15:42 / 26.03.04
 
 
miss wonderstarr
21:18 / 16.04.04
It's ridiculous to say Batman doesn't have any powers. For a start, a vast inherited fortune is power.

State-of-the-art-plus technology is power. An IQ comfortably in the genius number is power. Being one of the greatest half-dozen martial artists alive is power.

As for whether Batman is a superhero: as has been said, he and Superman basically started the whole genre off, so yes, generically (and iconographically) he is a superhero.

Whether he behaves heroically or not depends on what mode of Batman you're looking at -- the 1960s TV character is probably the most rigid law-enforcer, and as member of various Justice Leagues he works alongside people you'd have no problem calling straight-heroic. In general terms, whether you thought Batman's actions were heroic would depend on your political views. You might think vigilantism is always wrong and that uninstitutionalised brutality, dealt out according to one individual's sense of a personal moral code, was never a legitimate response to criminality.
 
  

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