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Papess
01:26 / 21.02.09
...his right to destroy people, who should just be able to handle it.

Ah, it is very simple. Destroy them - intellectually, of course. If someone deals in a "no-rules" ideology, then they shouldn't mind the same approach being put to them. If they do mind, then just eliminate them if possible.
 
 
This Sunday
01:37 / 21.02.09
Le sigh. I was afraid it might come to something like that.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:05 / 21.02.09
Yeah. Wasn't this covered somewhere in the barbarian wisdom thread?
 
 
Papess
02:22 / 21.02.09
Hrmm..when you say "barbarian', do you mean barbaric? And what exactly does that represent? See? Don't get me started here.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:37 / 21.02.09
Oh you know what I mean. Don't go putting meaning into my words.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:40 / 21.02.09
Sounds like a twit, Dec. I suggest the mind control helmet or pistols at dawn.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:46 / 21.02.09
Mind control helmets at dawn!!!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:49 / 21.02.09
Your italic oscillations hurt my forebrain, Kegs. *ow*
 
 
This Sunday
02:50 / 21.02.09
Seems the last time I used a mind control helmet, it backfired. I was in control of my own thoughts.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:54 / 21.02.09
There's a horrifying prospect. "And now I'm going to think about...ice cream!" For twelve hours.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:54 / 21.02.09
Sorry. But how awesome is that idea?

Two people, 10 paces apart and one starts punching himself in the face. The other is grinning until he starts choking himself.

Wow. Think about the legal prescidents... the winner is arrested for assisted suicide?
 
 
This Sunday
02:59 / 21.02.09
Papers, I refuse to believe I'm the only one who could put twelve hours of thought into ice cream.

And, Keggers, you may well be onto something. The closest I can think of is the psychic-duel trope, but that usually involves very nonphysical illusions (or exploding heads). Your vision has style.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:03 / 21.02.09
mmm ice-cream


mmmm
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:13 / 21.02.09
g'night all!

darn nice shifting again.
 
 
This Sunday
03:18 / 21.02.09
We should try this shifting thing again some time.

Night, Keggers.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
04:47 / 22.02.09
I AM the Master of Bullshit.
 
 
This Sunday
05:19 / 22.02.09
Master? Cool.

I put in the years, paid the tuition, but never managed a degree.
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
05:36 / 22.02.09
Noes, I apparently have earned it.
 
 
This Sunday
05:50 / 22.02.09
Well, congrats are certainly in order, so congratulations.

Any tricks of the trade you'd like to share with the mere amateurs?
 
 
Kali, Queen of Kitteh
06:00 / 22.02.09
Lie convincingly.

And of course, believe that lie.

But when the Master of Kitteh comes to call, tell it that it was a front because you have a fantastic catnip toy.
 
 
This Sunday
03:04 / 25.02.09
I have two and a half quarts of ice cream and it only cost me three bucks! And half of that i peppermint, which you can never find!

And thanks to a box of Lactaid tablets, I can do this!
 
 
Blue Eyes Not Innocent
03:52 / 25.02.09
Oh dammit, now I want some ice cream after reading this page.
 
 
This Sunday
04:25 / 25.02.09
I think the real purpose of barbelith is to teach the importance of ice cream and alcohol... and cheeses. Sushi.
 
 
Blue Eyes Not Innocent
05:21 / 25.02.09
Well, ice cream and alcohol ARE important.
 
 
Blue Eyes Not Innocent
08:55 / 28.02.09
I'm up way too late(hell, too early at this point), going through old emails in an old email address, and I happened across a comment notification(ah, Myspace) from a friend that I'd lost touch with after I went off on her for something. This was about 3 years ago, and it's something that's bothered me since then; it was stupid and petty and I was basically an idiot kid who'd just moved to the city, and it's bothered me ever since. So of course, the proper solution is to send a short but slightly rambling email, apologizing for my stupidity a few years ago and asking how she's been. Let's see what happens with that.

/bed
 
 
astrojax69
08:25 / 01.03.09
ice cream and alcohol are two of the five major food groups - the other three being chocolate.

is anyone still up? hello??
 
 
This Sunday
09:53 / 01.03.09
Apparently, I just don't sleep anymore. It's like the first years of college, except I have to pay for my own drinks more often.
 
 
sTe
01:57 / 14.03.09
That was days ago - what's happened to all the lateshifting? Have we become a community of early to bedders?

I for one am taking a stand
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:02 / 14.03.09
I for two am taking the stands with you.


Where do we put the stands?
 
 
sTe
02:24 / 14.03.09
The stands need to go in aisle over there, next to the bar...
 
 
sTe
02:31 / 14.03.09
oh go on then, while I'm over here - I'll have a drop of Kahlua

What you having?
 
 
This Sunday
02:35 / 14.03.09
Why are there no good "So these 'lithers walk into a bar..." jokes?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:40 / 14.03.09
'cause there are no good lithers?
 
 
sTe
02:42 / 14.03.09
so these three 'lithers walk into a bar, the barman says to one - "oi mod, you'll have to leave that scooter outside"

...sorry, DD you may be right, but I couldn't resist a challange. Surely someone can do better?
 
 
This Sunday
02:42 / 14.03.09
Yeah, I forgot about that. None good left, anyway.

How we manage, I'll never know.
 
  

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