Lateshift Lives!

00:29 / 18.02.09

And so as the sleeping eldritch giant called Barbelith lurch beneath the silvery waves of moonlit sea, Earth's third laziest poster tries desperately, madly, awkwardly, to resurrect the proud, ancient tradition of The Lateshift!

Anybody around? Who's brought the drinks, and who has the cupcakes?

Liger Null

00:47 / 18.02.09

Third laziest?

HAHA, I'M TEH KING OF LOLCATZ!

00:56 / 18.02.09

See, now I want a cheeseburger. And a hat.

Kali, Queen of Kitteh

06:34 / 18.02.09

My cat, Drusilla, wears that crown.\

All the time.

Ruobhe

23:30 / 18.02.09

Awesome, a toast for crown wearing cats. Or maybe a cheeseburger for crown wearing cats.

00:06 / 19.02.09

It's so good my kitty's far away from me right now. I could, under the influence of cold medicine, turn into one of these people who wear matching hats with their cat and eat the same meals.

01:17 / 20.02.09

Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

03:08 / 20.02.09

Hello? Heeelllloooo...

Anybody want to buy some cookies, cleaners, insurance, crack, rare animals, or novelty porn items? Would your neighbors?

22:59 / 20.02.09

Yes, let us use Barbelith like a cheap chat room whore!

Yeah...you love it. I know you love it when you get lateshifted like this. Maybe you have a reputation to keep up as an educated, scholarly intellectual with far too much class and political correctness to let your elite friends see you step out of line. But I know you better. I know you get your thrills in the raw and rough intercourse of the Lateshift crew. We know what you like. and you keep coming back for it.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

23:07 / 20.02.09

Please lateshift me until I can't stand. I ain't lateshifted in so damn long.

23:23 / 20.02.09

Tsk. You shall be ritualistically reprimanded for your absenteeism,Papers. Get your cocktails and exotic fare prepared to stimulate us with.

00:05 / 21.02.09

Apparently, I slept through Friday.

They should put caffeine in cough drops.

00:20 / 21.02.09

hey.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:23 / 21.02.09

Cocktail hour!

00:25 / 21.02.09

Really.

Must we limit ourselves to one hour?

Im going on 10hrs right now,

(yeah, its been a bad day)

00:26 / 21.02.09

Hiya Papers!

Hiya Keggers!

Hiya, invisible lurky person reading this and not posting!

How's all?

Eeek. Busy here.

Hopefully you're having a better night than the day, Keggers.

00:27 / 21.02.09

Keggers, hey back to ya.

Deca, the sugar is not enough for you in those things? Please, if you are having sore throat or coughing issues, use some shredded fresh ginger and honey in hot water. Or put the ginger in a organic veggie bouillon base. It works. I never get sick. If by chance I feel something trying to creep up on me, I blast it with aforementioned concoction.

00:31 / 21.02.09

I agree with the ginger and honey in hot water. And a wee spot of the rum too.

00:35 / 21.02.09

I've been doing ginger in a very light lemon tea, mostly, but was trapped out in public yesterday and someone kindly gave me a bag of cough drops. Soothing enough, but - being sick should wait until all the work is done.

00:37 / 21.02.09

I really take my immune system for granted. It really rocks. I think I will toast to it.

HERE'S TO MY WELL DEVELOPED ANTIBODIES!

00:45 / 21.02.09

I too will toast your antibodies. Infact, I will toast everybody's antibodies!

TO ANTIBODIES!!

00:46 / 21.02.09

My antibodies are toasted, but... To Antibodies!

00:49 / 21.02.09

Now, if that kind of reinforcement doesn't alleviate your ailments, Deca, then I will personally come over and kick it in the tush.

00:52 / 21.02.09

Really? I think I feel a bit of a cough...

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:53 / 21.02.09

Good Gods, but I could use a drink. This has been an exceedingly long day and I still have two hours.

00:54 / 21.02.09

Keggers, are you not over that last exam?

00:56 / 21.02.09

Over it? I play the dvd of it nightly!

00:58 / 21.02.09

Papers, I was going to say; you haven't come up for air in a while.

Have a toast to your health. Actually, we specifically said "Antibodies", but it's your health.

00:59 / 21.02.09

Could you cough for me again, please, Mr. Keggers?

again??

It's like a text Abbot and Costello.

Anyhow, completely out of left field, anyone have any advice on how to slyly/gently stop someone (who might outrank you), from making evil comments on submissions? I have tried the "it's rude approach" and the "you'll turn people off" one, but they fail in light of - as he sees it - his right to destroy people, who should just be able to handle it.

Is there a trick? I would like a trick.

01:21 / 21.02.09

Yes, again! And please hold still this time. Laughing doesn't count as coughing; I don't care how much it tickles.