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Christmasy Lateshift Thread

 
  

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Liger Null
01:25 / 19.12.08
Does anyone know any fables?

Here's one I wrote in High School:

Long ago, when the Great Spirit created the Earth and all her creatures, the first bird was the Ostrich.

"Ostrich" the Spirit said, "You are the first bird. As such, I will grant you your heart's desire, but you must sacrifice something in return. What do you wish?"

"I wish to be King of all the birds that come after me." said the Ostrich, "I want to be the biggest, and run the fastest, and crush a lion's skull with a single kick."

"Very well," the Spirit said, "so what will you give me in return?"

The Ostrich spread his long, cumbersome, ungainly wings.

"I will give you these." he said,"they don't seem to be doing me very much good."

So the Spirit gave the Ostrich his heart's desire and took away his wings, leaving only stubby appendages to aid his balance. The Ostrich was pleased.

Years later, King Ostrich was grazing in a field, and two of his subjects flew overhead.

"Good morning, Your Majesty," they greeted him, "Would you like to come fly with us to the ocean? The view is lovely this time of year."

"No, thank you." King Ostrich replied. "I am content for now."

He hid his face in the sand so no one could see the tears in his eyes.
 
 
Liger Null
01:27 / 19.12.08
Hi Pingle!

Ten squillion squids says there must already be a band called the lolcats. It's been years already, surely.

Oh, what do a bunch of squids know anyways? I looked for them all over the web and can't find one!
 
 
StarWhisper
01:32 / 19.12.08
I've heard of the story, the girl had leukaemia. She only made 644 cranes, how sad.

Yes I need a miracle. The sky fell down, the world ended and all the stars exploded. So what am I supposed to do now? Every time I tried to put the pieces back together I felt like I wanted to fold myself in half. It's impossible. How do you catch hold of a piece of light?

So I got a piece of paper instead, and folded that in half. And then in half again, and again, and again...

No matter what happens, if I start to make a crane I won't stop until it's finished because if I know nothing else I know this:

I am going to make 1000 cranes.

And by the time I have made them maybe I'll have something to wish for.


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Pingle!Pop
01:36 / 19.12.08
Oh... perhaps it's a true story; that is sad. The version with the pretty music left it open-ended; the song's beautifully sad but soaring and optimistic. Good luck with yr 1,000, anyway..

Hey Liger! I think this is my first Lateshifting. No squids or no Lolcats band? I've tried a brief Googling for the Lolcats and admittedly come up with nothing, but there are plenty of squids. Veritable krakens, even.
 
 
StarWhisper
01:41 / 19.12.08
Neat fable liger. I'm impressed that you wrote it yourself.

Thanks pringle. I really want to listen to that song.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:44 / 19.12.08


Closest I could find
 
 
Pingle!Pop
01:50 / 19.12.08
If you really wish to hear it, their discography's downloadable here (disclaimers about only listening to try out etc.); it's a beautiful song, though ideally it really needs to be listened to in the context of the whole album, all of which is building up to it...

On The Lolcats, I guess someone's fictional band on a computer game doesn't count? Oh well...
 
 
Liger Null
02:01 / 19.12.08
I suppose it does...well, they'll be playing at the equally fictional Interzone Cafe next Halloween, just a heads-up.

Oh, wait, they changed their name to The Rye.
 
 
StarWhisper
02:05 / 19.12.08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKxm2nbcI1U

That was lovely.

Goodnight everyone.
 
 
Liger Null
02:06 / 19.12.08
Good Night StarWhisper, I hope you find your miracle.
 
 
Pingle!Pop
02:08 / 19.12.08
Night night, Star. I'm thinking passing out soon seems like a good idea too, so night to all.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:12 / 19.12.08
G'night StarWhisper and Pingle!
 
 
Liger Null
02:12 / 19.12.08
Goodnight Pingle!
 
 
Liger Null
02:16 / 19.12.08
HeeHee! My name is spelled right now!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:19 / 19.12.08
Im ttempted to add an extra L to every word in my name, but I dont think I could handle the new handle for 28 days.
 
 
Liger Null
02:20 / 19.12.08
So you added an extra T to your post instead?:P
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:22 / 19.12.08
I tried to add and extra coffee but couldnt figure out how.
 
 
Liger Null
02:25 / 19.12.08
Heheh.

I probably need to get to bed too, I've got to get up early in the morning. Which is a shame because this has been one of the coolest late shifts I've seen in a long time!

Good night, Keggers!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:26 / 19.12.08
Good night Liger!!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
21:57 / 19.12.08
I'm here, at work, recovering from this morning's eye surgery procedure thing. Is anyone else here?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:16 / 19.12.08
Papers!
Eye surgery? What happened?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:09 / 20.12.08
I had a really persistent eyelid infection thing that had to be lanced. The whole thing was horrible and gross, but hopefully I'll get better now.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:16 / 20.12.08
If not..have you considered piracy? The eyepatch would really help your eye and future job.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:38 / 20.12.08
Yeah, I considered it, but I'm too much of a landlubber. I'll have to become a subway pirate.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:42 / 20.12.08
"Arrr! Nobody be getting off at this station lest the parrot be saying they can!"
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
00:44 / 20.12.08
How are you doing, Kegs? Haven't touched base in a while. Any art projects/mages stuff going on?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:48 / 20.12.08
At this moment, I have three mages comics in the works, all brilliant ideas but the execution is missing something.
Also designing some wine lables for my next few batches of non-kit wine. The one I have on the go right now is a mix of Chokecherries and blueberries.

and you?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
01:41 / 20.12.08
I'm planning on writing some postcard stories for a competition (probably do that this week), and I have a longer project, maybe a novella, that I'm starting to plot out on index cards. I'm feeling fairly inspired.
 
 
Liger Null
23:47 / 21.12.08
Anybody around?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
03:14 / 22.12.08
I'm here. Home at last after a long day with my mother visiting town. I'm exhausted.
 
 
Ruobhe
23:35 / 22.12.08
Hi, a little gloomy as my girlfriend is going to be absent this season, how is everyone tonight?
 
 
astrojax69
00:39 / 23.12.08
morning all, s'lunch time here and the weather is grey and stormy - nice xmas present in a land of drought.
 
 
Ruobhe
00:49 / 23.12.08
It's nice to see that some can still receive their fair share of blessings from the sky, hope that the vegetation is able to take that rain well.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:15 / 23.12.08
Hello everyone. Its cold and white outside. Cold and christmas light coloured inside. How's everyone?
 
 
Blue Eyes Not Innocent
01:50 / 23.12.08
So, I found out today I'm getting evicted from my apartment. Apparently, 5 pages of health code violations aren't enough reason to withhold rent from my landlord, according to the state of Massachusetts. My only consolation is that by the time he can really get around to serving me notice of eviction, thanks to the holidays, I'll be out of this hole. My roommate Julie, who I'd dated for a bit before we realized we're better as friends(and who's rapidly become one of my closest friends) isn't going to be staying in the city, due to financial difficulties, so that's bumming me out.

Also, my guitarist is acting like a prat and can never "find time" to practice, so I'm back on the market for that, as it were. Merry freakin' Christmas! /sarcasm
 
  

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