New Shift

02:09 / 15.07.08

Brittany Murphy's really good in it too.

02:09 / 15.07.08

Well it cant be as good as he was in this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk

02:12 / 15.07.08

I always like it when Gabriel brings people back from the dead to drive him around.

02:14 / 15.07.08

Well it cant be as good as he was in this

How could it be?

And how come Danzig and Elias Koteas couldn't be in the same Prophecy movie? So that once and for all I can see who'd win in a fight between Wolverine and Casey Jones? Why?

(Oh, and the answer to who'd win, for those who really need to know: Walken.)

02:22 / 15.07.08

Everytime I think of Walken in that movie I get Blow, Gabriel Blow from De-Lovely stuck in my head.

02:29 / 15.07.08

It's a little known fact, but Cole Porter actually wrote that song for the Prophecy soundtrack. In the end, they couldn't use it because of licensing complications.

02:30 / 15.07.08

That Shakira/Fake Danzig mashup just finished loading.

It's fucking brilliant.

02:31 / 15.07.08

see, somebody needs to take scenes from the Prophecy films and mix them with dancing from the video Weapon of Choice and then over-dub it with Cole Porter's song.

02:33 / 15.07.08

Danzig's wolf is bigger than him.

02:34 / 15.07.08

I think the wolf was wearing lifts.

02:38 / 15.07.08

I hope so.

'Cause otherwise that's some enormous scary wolf.

02:40 / 15.07.08

Personally I'd rather have a scary enormous wolf than a razor toothed fraud.

How's it going, Lateshifters?

02:47 / 15.07.08

Good.

Which razor toothed frauds are you refering to?

02:49 / 15.07.08

A wolf in lifts, of course.

02:52 / 15.07.08

Actually, that wolf was more cuddly than scary.

One could conceivably say the same for Danzig.

02:53 / 15.07.08

Though I personally would much rather cuddle the wolf.

02:55 / 15.07.08

One could conceivably say the same for Danzig.

It's been my working theory for years.

02:57 / 15.07.08

It's a tough choice. Is it cause for concern that I can never again think of Danzig without thinking of his Aqua Teen episode? And robots? And elven curses? And blood flowing up the walls?

03:05 / 15.07.08

Danzig had an Aqua Teen episode!?!?!?

Color me intrigued.

03:14 / 15.07.08

Oh my yes. Tragically, my YouTube-Fu fails me at a crucial moment, but this is at least a start.

03:16 / 15.07.08

I really need a faster connection.

So much Youtube-y goodness, so little time.

03:29 / 15.07.08

I know how you feel, Null.

In any case I can't fend off the hour of dreamy unconsciousness any longer. G'night, Neushift.

04:11 / 15.07.08

I was born--that is to say, pulped--in the fiery dagger-heart of the Old City, but here I am, before you, now, in the lateness of hours, withering day far past ripeness. Hello, my shiftlings. Take succor, as needed.

I downloaded the animated version of the Amazing Screw-On Head, found random Batmanology, wrote the opening sequence for a new project which will be something to keep my tights dry and my brain unfevered, maybe. I've had half a bottle of wine, which is to say, hello & how do.

04:19 / 15.07.08

Cool. For some reason I couldn't load Barbelith for the longest time. Now, obviously, I can.

Was there ever more than one episode of The Amazing Scew-On Head?

04:21 / 15.07.08

No, there was not, and the world was the poorer because of it. They only had the one comic to adapt --- and I think the adaptation made the story that much richer --- but I don't think they've pursued it since. Chasing Ron Perlman 'round with cans of Bud and frilly underpants is apparently a more profitable time-waster.

04:24 / 15.07.08

I remember it being on the SciFi Channel's website and calling and e-mailing at least a dozen people as soon as it finished, forcing it on them like one of those drab-dressed zombiefolk that push Chick Tracts on streetcorners.

So absurdly funny, from the vampire ex to series of dead manservants and the Homesteading Act as Patriot Act.

04:32 / 15.07.08

Intelligent people must be cremated for the sake of national security!

04:43 / 15.07.08

I just remember thinking it had to stay online. The media atmosphere of the moment, at least here in the States, never would have stood for it being broadcast.

I watched a weird triple-feature today that's still got me a bit turned around. Enchanted, Vampyros Lesbos, and the first Urusei Yatsura movie.

And all the shifty-talk about the Prophecy movies means I'll have to dig them out and watch again.

04:49 / 15.07.08

The atmosphere for more online entertainment possibilities is still pretty slow-going at the moment, don't you think? Otherwise, we'd be inundated with Screw-On Head. What a glorious utopia that would be.

And now to transcribe the story bits I wrote tonight onto my machine, so that I can maybe post some of them to my blog for the purposes of peer examination.

04:55 / 15.07.08

Good working today?

05:01 / 15.07.08

I think so. I've managed to quell some of my concerns about the emerging characters, we'll see once they've had some room to grow a bit. I think it might be part of a longer work, for once--but it's still too early to really get a feel for it.

05:53 / 15.07.08

Goddamn, that's some good Screw-On Head.

01:07 / 16.07.08

Tonight, Im starting it. Hey everyone.

01:37 / 16.07.08

Hey, Keggers. How's things?

I'm sitting here reading Preacher out of the blue, only to find my grandpa - of all people - is doing the same, states away. Synchronicity and all that.