No worries. Isnt it just your instinctual side of the brain talking? Its like being afraid of spiders and snakes. You're only afraid of things that could hurt your earlier pre-evolved self. Things that get to cavemen in the trees.

Flashlights. Or Batsignals. Use them wisely and darkness be damned!

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

22:45 / 10.07.08

I'm caught at work and my brain has started the slow-upping turn that suggests some ideas blossoming. I don't want to work but must do, must, and will be shifting as a result. Because you make my head less itchy.

How is the Shift this evening? Humming, thrumming, making itself known in the furthest regions of your brains?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

22:48 / 10.07.08

Also, I have an anthology of comics with robots in them.

Princess

22:53 / 10.07.08

Oh no, the lights are on in this room. But knowing their is dark in the flat, or even dark waiting to rush in, is panicking me

A flashlight will avail me nought.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

22:59 / 10.07.08

Build a little birdhouse in your soul, man. And while you're at it, leave a light on inside the birdhouse in your soul...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:20 / 10.07.08

I just smashed a monitor at work. Do you think I'll get in shit for it?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

23:37 / 10.07.08

Was it on purpose, or did your boot just accidentally slip into a roundhouse kick and destroy it to pieces?

iamus

23:38 / 10.07.08

Just tell them you were working so hard the equipment couldn't deal with it.

They'll probably even give you a raise!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:39 / 10.07.08

I chucked the mouse at it. It looked pretty cool, though. Now I'm a bit worried.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

23:44 / 10.07.08

How big is the smash?

You could always push it over or say that you accidentally smucked it with a piece of equipment like a stapler that you dropped.

Princess

23:47 / 10.07.08

What did you see that made you throw the mouse?

iamus

23:54 / 10.07.08

An elephant.

Princess

00:01 / 11.07.08

Does anyone else find Mark Ronson strangely attractive? All sweaty and talented and demure?

Seriously though. Why did the monitor have to die, Stoatie? Did it offend you? Or question yo mama's honour?

Also, there was a man on a dating website who looked like you,but with poor grammar and diction.

HE IS POORLY CLONED STOATIE V2 ?!?!?!?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:11 / 11.07.08

Nah, our shit software was becoming increasingly frustrating. Instead of going out for a cigarette I chucked the mouse at the monitor. It's a fairly obvious smash wound.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:14 / 11.07.08

He is attractive in this picture, Princess.

It's possible that Stoat has poorly conceived clones everywhere, distributing watered-down copies of his ideals.

Liger Null

00:18 / 11.07.08

I chucked the mouse at it.

Jeez, that must either be one hell of a mouse or one hell of a chuck.

Liger Null

00:20 / 11.07.08

Hmmm, that picture's labeled "woodchuck" but I think it might actually be a prairie dog.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:26 / 11.07.08

Just spoke to the IT guy, who is going to dispose of it and just say it's broken. Hopefully. Thank fuck for working nights.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:26 / 11.07.08

Good to hear the crisis has been averted.

Princess

00:27 / 11.07.08

He is attractive. I will start sending him letter ASAP.

Me too.

Hiya, hiya, hiya kids!

It's all Johnny Thunders and New X-Men here and it seems a bit more alive here in the shift. (Unless, I have my timecodes wonky and it passed ages ago.)

Liger Null

00:42 / 11.07.08

Hey there Daytripper.

There's some kind of off-topic throw down in the Carlin thread. I feel like a little kid hiding in the closet while his parents are arguing.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:45 / 11.07.08

I think...I think Flyboy's gone. Like, scrambled. Like, he opened the back zipper of his suit and jumped out. At least, that's what they're arguing about over in the Carlin.

This Sunday

00:45 / 11.07.08

Wow. I just read like three random sentences from the last batch o' posts there. Wow.

I'm just going to stay here with my arms and legs safely inside at all times.

And, yeah, that ain't no woodchuck.

Liger Null

00:46 / 11.07.08

It's too tan and svelte.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

00:48 / 11.07.08

Lateshift's like the opium den you lounge in while the wars go on just behind the doors...

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