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Saint Keggers
21:27 / 10.12.07
But seriously, is there anywhere that discordians dont inspire that "ugh...not them again." feeling, besides with other discordians?
 
 
eslee see
21:35 / 10.12.07
I never said anything about discordianism
 
 
Closed for Business Time
21:35 / 10.12.07
Oy! Stay away from my mouthwash! This is your last warning!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:39 / 10.12.07
> PLACATE NORWEGIAN WITH HJORTEBAKKEL
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:44 / 10.12.07
when did I say you did?
 
 
Tsuga
21:49 / 10.12.07
Did somebody say nothing?
 
 
eslee see
21:54 / 10.12.07
i didn't say everything
 
 
iamus
21:56 / 10.12.07
Barbelith now has Trickster Fatigue. Rolling your golden apple into the hall will produce a chorus of "meh" and at best a couple of halfhearted digs before everyone goes back to whatever it was they were doing.

Still, fairly ridiculous that the TrYyXtYr schtick gets this amount of posts in such a short time when the Convo's been fuckin' dead all day.

Somebody's having a laugh, but I'm not yet sure who.
 
 
Liger Null
21:59 / 10.12.07
We are in eslee's SNARE.
 
 
eslee see
22:01 / 10.12.07
let's be friends
 
 
iamus
22:04 / 10.12.07
I'll be your friend. Until you give me good reason not to be.

I get the impression there's more to eslee than meets the thread, but I've been wrong before.
 
 
Liger Null
22:09 / 10.12.07
let's be friends

Only if you promise not to love us and hug us and kiss us and squeeze us and call us George...

  
 
iamus
22:11 / 10.12.07
Only if you promise not to love us and hug us and kiss us and squeeze us and call us George...


Tried that once round these parts....

Didn't work out so well...
 
 
Liger Null
22:15 / 10.12.07
Ah, yes, but did you try cookies?
 
 
iamus
22:19 / 10.12.07
You know? Never did.

Perhaps that's something for the future.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:22 / 10.12.07
ok, but if you bring cookies you have to bring enough for everyone.
 
 
iamus
22:25 / 10.12.07
(Well I was saving one for you at least, but now everyone wants a share. Good going. They can have a bit of yours, man. Mine has Smarties in.)
 
 
Dutch
22:40 / 10.12.07
bah...smarties
 
 
iamus
22:42 / 10.12.07
You're only saying that 'cause you have to share Veng's shitty oatmeal one.
 
 
eslee see
22:43 / 10.12.07
ONE cookie on the plate is "special"
 
 
eslee see
22:45 / 10.12.07
random drugging: funny, or no?
 
 
Dutch
22:47 / 10.12.07
it's only funny until somewhere gets the one with smarties in it.
 
 
Triplets
22:48 / 10.12.07
It's only funny when you do it to pets, I recall.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:53 / 10.12.07
Funny? I thought it was supposed to be enlightening, or soul-freeing, or something like that.

Mind you, I'm not having a good day.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:54 / 10.12.07
Aww.. poor Stoatie. Cookie?
 
 
Dutch
22:57 / 10.12.07
Smarties are by their nature incapable of causing enlightenment, too much sugar. And a friend of mine told me they really don't make you any smarter, and he should know because he's lived on them for ages.

As for those "other" substances - better not taken on a bad day. Hope you feel better though.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
03:52 / 11.12.07
Jeez, we're being sarcastic and sincere and funny all the same time. Maybe Barbelith should celebrate Chaosmas more often. Or at all.

But none of you little monsters better touch my precious, precious crayons. O, but that will bring the heavens down upon thee.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:18 / 11.12.07
or Chaosmast for you piratical types.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
04:58 / 11.12.07
Never mind that! Who's this?



HE COMES AS NO SURPRISE.
 
 
Saint Keggers
05:10 / 11.12.07
It's Bob, from accounting. That asshole will do anything to get out of plague day.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
05:29 / 11.12.07
Bob from Accounting -- sure, he's got a birdcage for a chest, and sure, there's an airplane inside -- but your eye's still going to be drawn to the hypnotic plaid of his crotch over anything else.
 
 
Evil Scientist
07:02 / 11.12.07
You know, I used to know a trick. Called it The Transported Man. But then I found out there was an easier way to do it.

And all those water tanks...well they take up space.
 
 
Lama glama
08:41 / 11.12.07
Llama wept.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
09:01 / 11.12.07
Just so you know it Norwegians don't just hunt whale ans seals and then lie to the rest of the world saying it's for Science, we also hunt deer for the tips of their horns which we grind into a fine powder and then use to make cookies. I kid you not.

Man, am I looking forward to going home for Xmas!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:24 / 11.12.07
I never said anything about discordianism

Sorry! Sorrysorrysorry! It was just, you know, the absurdism, the chaos, the whole number 5 deal--leapt to conclusions. I now see that this was a totally independant absurdist-chaos-number 5 thingy. Totally my fault.

Is this a dogpile yet?
 
  

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