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eslee see

19:56 / 10.12.07

Once again, Chaos proves itself to be a force bearing enough pressure to squeeze some 'meaning' out of the cracks and fissures of the quotidian...

Join in on the pentabration; 5 times a year, every 73 days:

July 30
Oct 11
Dec 23
Mar 06
May 18

Until a leap year turns up and throws a wrench into the works - but aren't more wrenches what we WANT and NEED?

We are the guardians of a perpetual motion machine that converts concrete into sense. In a world from which we can only anticipate incoherence, yet which always seems to have an explanation on hand, chaos IS order.

So let's celebrate chaos: that's an order!

Do you find yourselves spontaneously landed in the awkward position of trying to communicate with your "family" in late December? That's good, we can use that...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:04 / 10.12.07

aren't more wrenches what we WANT and NEED?

Sometimes. Sometimes what we want and need is more lube.

Do you find yourselves spontaneously landed in the awkward position of trying to communicate with your "family" in late December?

Yeah, dude, totally. Especially since I arguably worship Father Christmas (although my heart belongs to the Tooth Fairy).

Anyways I already have opportunities to partay a lot more than 5 times a year, but if 5 is good for you--hey, enjoy.

Triplets

20:06 / 10.12.07

Wow, this is... it's just... mental, isn't it?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:08 / 10.12.07

Ker-ayyyy-zee.

Spaniel

20:11 / 10.12.07

Does pentabration hurt? Does it hurt when?

Is it an order when?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:13 / 10.12.07

Joking apart: Dear LCC, I regret to have to inform you that due to a superabundance of Discordians, jokers, pookhas, kozmik klownz, freakers of the mundanes, mundaners of the freaks, pranksters, punsters and sundry other assorted TrYyXtYrZ, Barbelith now has Trickster Fatigue. Rolling your golden apple into the hall will produce a chorus of "meh" and at best a couple of halfhearted digs before everyone goes back to whatever it was they were doing. Still, thanks for trying.

Spaniel

20:15 / 10.12.07

The hope.

For Christmas?

eslee see

20:16 / 10.12.07

Anyways I already have opportunities to partay a lot more than 5 times a year, but if 5 is good for you--hey, enjoy.

Friend, I too have opportunity plenty more than five-times-a-year to party.

Spaniel

Yes they do

Kind of along the lines of "if you care or not and regardless now we've got a dialog going"

Char Aina

20:20 / 10.12.07

Why is it a mass? Christ's Mass I can understand, but why have a mass for chaos? Is Catholicism a big influence in your tradition?

eslee see

20:21 / 10.12.07

I'm interested in the "trickster fatigue"
What have you learned ?

eslee see

20:24 / 10.12.07

Why is it a mass? Christ's Mass I can understand, but why have a mass for chaos? Is Catholicism a big influence in your tradition?

Growing up in the "western world" I got a dose of the catholic symbol system, anyway.

As for "mass", well, "chowss-mis" sounds nice.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:26 / 10.12.07

No, it's chaosmath. Hir keyboard has a speech impediment. Don't laugh, it's mean.

I've learned that crayons don't taste good, even the orange ones. What have you guys learned?

eslee see

20:26 / 10.12.07

Do you mean GENERALLY ?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:27 / 10.12.07

Yes, generally, crayons don't taste good.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

20:28 / 10.12.07

But not always! I find Cerulean is good with a little cayenne.

eslee see

20:29 / 10.12.07

Yes, generally, crayons don't taste good.

There have been times when I would feel inclined to agree, and other times when I would feel inclined to disagree !!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:33 / 10.12.07

You had Cerulean crayons? Well, hark at you. Too good for sky blue, I suppose. I suppose you had proper Crayola crayons too, not 20p crayons from Asda. I suppose your mum told everyone you were gifted.

I bet your crayons tasted betterer than my crayons too.

Char Aina

20:34 / 10.12.07

I'm interested in the "trickster fatigue"
What have you learned ?

That they never know any good tricks.

eslee see

20:37 / 10.12.07

That they never know any good tricks.

What do you consider a "good trick"

Who knows the "good tricks"

Do you know any yourself?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:38 / 10.12.07

I don't know any. But some guys here can juggle! I've seen them!

Char Aina

20:39 / 10.12.07

If you have to ask what a good trick is, you'll never pull one off.

I know loads.

This isn't one of them.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:40 / 10.12.07

If I could pull one off, that would be quite a good trick.

Closed for Business Time

20:44 / 10.12.07

Why, because, GENERALLY, you can't?

Closed for Business Time

20:45 / 10.12.07

I've got some hairs growing out of my ears that I could pull off.

eslee see

20:47 / 10.12.07

I know loads.

This isn't one of them.

What would you say it IS then ?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:48 / 10.12.07

I know how to play this game!

> LOOK AROUND

eslee see

20:51 / 10.12.07

I know how to play this game!

> LOOK AROUND

I was less referring to allthetimeeverywhere and more specifically to what the "this" in "this isn't one of them" was.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

> TAKE FLASK

This? That's a post.

Yes, generally, crayons don't taste good.

You people are crazy. Crayons are delicious, and they smell divine.

Saint Keggers

21:23 / 10.12.07

sigh.. discordians always get a bad rep.

like accordians but less so.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:25 / 10.12.07

> MIX WITH BLUE-GREEN FLUID

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