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Seth
11:58 / 28.11.07
Please Please Please!

For many years of my life I have dreamed about dispatching a hitman to kill someone, anyone.

This has nothing to do withs hatred. It is an exercise of the magick. By hiring a person to kills a person I aim to become the person within a person... a Hidden Man. You can see where I'm going with this, you may already BE there.

I have decided upon Haus./ Nothing personal, but now Haus must be Hitmanned.

In order to raise the money necessary I suggest anyone who wants to participate Pay Pal me a contribution and become a stakeholder. The idea is to turn a profit people. You'll get back more than your initial investiment when we sell Haus 'Dead' Hauses stuff on Ebay.

Who is the with me in this? PM me so that we can kill.

I will share the plan.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:06 / 28.11.07
Ave Maria
Mater Dei
Ora pro nobis peccatoribus
Ora pro nobis
Ora, ora pro nobis peccatoribus
Nunc et in hora mortis
Et in hora mortis nostrae
Et in hora mortis nostrae
Et in hora mortis nostrae
Ave Maria

There's only one man for the job.
 
 
Papess
12:16 / 28.11.07
(I gather this is a joke, even though I don't see the humour in it, myself. I am wondering though, if Haus does, and if he is cool with this. It does occur to me that this thread is possibly done with endearment, having familiarity with one another. Still, it concerns me for a few reasons.)
 
 
Seth
12:17 / 28.11.07
Pay me to kill.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:18 / 28.11.07
I agree. This seems to me a very ill-advised thread.

Haus is highly intelligent, canny, observant, resourceful and tenacious. I fear he will be more than a match for any assassin we send. Are we not in danger of running before we can crawl? Should we not start by targeting a more hapless, blundering, easily picked off opponent?
 
 
Seth
12:20 / 28.11.07
You're all rubbish. It was a great idea.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:21 / 28.11.07
It's still possible as long as we use the right individual. I have his phone number El Directo but you must realise that once you have called this number he cannot be called off.

  
 
Seth
12:25 / 28.11.07
Hmph. As long as the eventual goal is Hauses death I guess I'm cool with it.

Who will cauterise the open wound that is Barbelith?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:26 / 28.11.07
Why don't you post in the TAGE and stop causing trouble.
 
 
jentacular dreams
12:28 / 28.11.07
Should we not start by targeting a more hapless, blundering, easily picked off opponent?

Oi. I do have some redeeming features.
 
 
Saint Keggers
12:38 / 28.11.07
So now were killing off members?
Sigh
Barbelith really is becoming a soap opera.
And we all know he's either going to go into a coma for years and return, with a plastic surgery make-over of his ficsuit, wanting revenge. Or he'll be replaced by his evil twin.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
12:39 / 28.11.07
I gather Fly was talking of himself. It would certainly save him the trouble of scrambling his password and unsocketing his connectors as a Xmas pressie to the board.

So El Setho, I'm in, s'long as we off Flyboy.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:42 / 28.11.07
Send every man you have.
 
 
Jack Fear
12:43 / 28.11.07
It would certainly save [Flyboy] the trouble of scrambling his password and unsocketing his connectors as a Xmas pressie to the board.

What makes you so sure he's doing it for the board?
 
 
Closed for Business Time
12:44 / 28.11.07
Agreed. Wishful thinking, guilty as charged.
 
 
Seth
12:54 / 28.11.07
None of you understand. All I am talking about is ending a life.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
12:56 / 28.11.07
One thing tho. You claim you want to kill, yet you want our hardearned moolah to hire some other person X to do so? Please xplain urself.
 
 
electric monk
12:56 / 28.11.07
Why are you even contemplating wasting time and money on a professional hitman? Wire me $500 (US) and I will break Haus's jar with a rock. Done! For an extra $250, I'll stomp the brain to bits and deliver the frontal lobe to you in a nice gift box. You can't beat that deal. You just can't.

Also, I charge for travel expenses.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
12:58 / 28.11.07
It's a simple wish. Good luck with it!

Have you thought about what shoes you're going to wear?
 
 
grant
13:01 / 28.11.07
monk, that jar is tougher than it looks.


I've... I've said too much.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:13 / 28.11.07
I've already killed you all.



Already.
 
 
jentacular dreams
13:15 / 28.11.07
Tis true, the jar isn't there for Haus's protection, its for yours!
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:21 / 28.11.07
You fool, if Haus dies we all die. His heart-beat is connected to the nano-detonators in our head-bones.

Quickly acolytes, send me money to hire a hitman with which to hit his hitman.

Or, y'know, just hire me a hot man. I'm easy.
 
 
Mistoffelees
13:27 / 28.11.07
Shouldn´t there be a less elaborate way to hit on Haus?
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
13:30 / 28.11.07
This is a pointless exercise. After all, Haus is already dead.

  
 
Alex's Grandma
13:39 / 28.11.07
It's just PC madness gone wrong, all this.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:49 / 28.11.07
DAMN, I knew I should have registered bunglinghitman.com back when I first had the idea... I could have cleaned up outta you saps!
 
 
gridley
14:47 / 28.11.07
Be warned, Seth: Haus has a tendency to die in reverse, so if you're not careful, you'll end up spending a lot of money just to give birth to him.
 
 
illmatic
14:50 / 28.11.07
When I was 13, I owned this book: Hitman: A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors. I think my mum found it and destroyed my copy - but buy it Seth! It will solve all your problems and you won't have to pay a penny. If it works out okay, you could go into business - beats working in an office.
 
 
illmatic
14:54 / 28.11.07
The only possible problem could be that Haus has read it. He told me once that he had read Every Book, but this might have been a drunken boast.

Hmmm. He's hip to your game 'cos of this thread (DUMBASS), let's hope he's not hip to your methodology as well.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
15:00 / 28.11.07
All I am talking about is ending a life.

This is not necessarily true and you have not thought this through. For example if you followed Not Nolte's advice and sent an assassin to kill me, I would kill him or her instead. You would then send another hired killer. Their fate would be the same. You would send a hundred, a thousand, human beings and they would all fall under my sword or in front of my guns.
 
 
illmatic
15:03 / 28.11.07
Not if they were dressed up as a lady. You would fall for their feminine wiles.

(If there's any money in the kittie left over, Seth, let's do Fly as well. He gets on my tits. I'll chip in extra for some cheap nylons and lipstick).
 
 
Closed for Business Time
15:13 / 28.11.07
Murder kittie. Now that's my next nick fer sure.
 
 
Dead Megatron
15:16 / 28.11.07
You would send a hundred, a thousand, human beings and they would all fall under my sword or in front of my guns.

Better not pay them in advance, then. Or hire a vampire.

Isn't Haus immortal, btw?
 
 
jentacular dreams
15:45 / 28.11.07
You would send a hundred, a thousand, human beings and they would all fall under my sword or in front of my guns.

This way, Seth....
 
  

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