WONDER TWINS LATESHIFT

04:32 / 18.11.07

now, I am positive Decadent is sick.

My apologies, Dec.

04:34 / 18.11.07

But is it the pic of the moose or the pic of the me that did it?

04:38 / 18.11.07

Deca was still talking to us even after my "Boy's don't cry" tribute and you in drag. I think it is the dead moose he is having trouble with.

04:40 / 18.11.07

Once you've eaten the lower jaw off a moose, you get full, slightly lazy, and leave? Not 'you' as in 'you' or 'me', but that other 'you', the one people hypothesize about.

Alternately: Cheney/Roswell. Need I say more?

And more seriously, that look incredibly cruel. What is the story behind that? And don't tell me some bored shmucks in Montana or Michigan, 'cause I'll fly up and smack'em for that.

04:43 / 18.11.07

Real life: why does it intrude?

And I had to look up 'parador' to make sure I was using it right. I was, but 'fulsify' isn't even a word! So disappointing.

And the moose, I felt a little bad for. And a little hungry over, as I haven't had any in ages, and he looked a bit of a waste, peeled chin and all.

04:45 / 18.11.07

I found it at the side of the road in Alberta.There was nothing else around it. No skid marks on the road. No blood anywhere. Just the dead female moose with it's jaw ripped off clean. Oh, and just the flesh part, and the tongue ripped out. Leaving the bone without a stain of blood on it, or a speck on the grass around it.

It was weird.

04:47 / 18.11.07

See, when most folks say something's 'weird' it ain't much. That, though, that's genuinely weird.

04:53 / 18.11.07

Genuinely Weird. accept no substitutes

04:54 / 18.11.07

The shift's been a bit weird, itself, tonight. I think we left food and drink a page and a half ago!

And, I still think there's secret Eastern Hemisphere lateshifts somewhere we can't see, where they discuss whole other types of alcohol and edibles I will never know about. Possibly, whole other moose carcasses.

05:02 / 18.11.07

camel corpses

05:08 / 18.11.07

I must go to bed. I am tired. Thank goodness there is no school tomorrow.

Good night all!

05:09 / 18.11.07

And, with that, I'm off to watch David Bowie fall to Earth and drink.

Night, all.

05:09 / 18.11.07

G'night (crap why dont you have an easier name to type) you!

and I too will go say hello to my bed.

G'night Decadent D

20:04 / 18.11.07

Dear people who go on Gaydar to find "friends",
get out of my way, stop using up my profile views with your platonic uselesness. If I wanted friends I buy cakes for the elderly.

Hello my lateshift compatriots. How's tricks?

20:20 / 18.11.07

I'm fine. Thanks for asking! Yourself, Princess?

I have no cakes, but homemade choco-chip cookies will do?

20:23 / 18.11.07

Hi, everybody! (Watch this be three hours off from the last post.)

20:25 / 18.11.07

Hi there, Deca! How are you?

20:27 / 18.11.07

Am good, but increasingly dissapointed by the lack of available sexmen. I don't want to lower my expectations, but I don't want to be a nun.

How are your cookies?

20:32 / 18.11.07

I'm good. Not the least bit nun-like, though someone open their letter (read first thing this morning) addressing me as their 'strangely sororal friend" so, no non-esque nonsense, but suspiciously sisterly, I suppose. Something like that.

I really want a cookie, but I suspect my cabinets will disappoint me.

How is Gaydar's functionality? I hear tell of many of these datey sites, but that one tends to be, um, off the radar, I guess.

20:33 / 18.11.07

Cookies are really good!

Being a nun might be bad for you. However, being a monk...

20:38 / 18.11.07

Geez, I've nearly forgotten what sex is about. What's a penis for again? Wanted: One Penis, for ornamental purposes

20:43 / 18.11.07

I would look good with a penis.

20:46 / 18.11.07

Wanted: One Penis, for ornamental purposes

Of course, my brain went right to for mounting. Le sigh, as they say.

20:48 / 18.11.07

Yes. I could mount one on my wall. Festive ya know. A bit of Deck the Halls?

20:50 / 18.11.07

Think of the fireside stories! The holiday memories!

Maybe that the problem; these things have been seasonal all along and I just hadn't worked it out.

Glenn Close But No Cigar

20:50 / 18.11.07

And kiss under it like mistletoe! Or hide presents in the balls.

20:51 / 18.11.07

Gaydar is pretty much awful But uk bendy-folk sort of have to have one. It's like the law.

I think I'm going to make myself a toyboy. In the kitchen. I have tinfoil, a microwave and the ingredients for salt-dough.

That should work, right?

20:52 / 18.11.07

Medulla, sex is that thing about mutual dissapointment and power games.

It's like dating, but naked.

20:55 / 18.11.07

"Tis the season! Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Santa's got a huge sack this year! And he's got a great, big package for you!

20:58 / 18.11.07

think I'm going to make myself a toyboy. In the kitchen. I have tinfoil, a microwave and the ingredients for salt-dough.

Bless it with holy water and bake at 350. Let stand for for 15 minutes, or until cool to touch. Should be fine!

Yes, dating...naked. I seem to recall...

21:07 / 18.11.07

Wow, Princess, your naked/dating killed my computer. Powerful!

Maybe this computer should retire to a convent. Poor, delicate machine.

21:12 / 18.11.07

Trying to make a joke about technology and a line from Hamlet, it's just not coming together.

Triplets

21:22 / 18.11.07

I'm coming late... but... wouldn't it be Dick the Halls?

21:32 / 18.11.07

Yes, I believe it would, Ant.