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Saint Keggers
01:57 / 18.08.07
LOL!*



*For those of you not "with it" LOL means Leaching Our Lemons. You come to your own conclusions about that strange factoid.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:59 / 18.08.07
They're not required to wear pants.

Are you new here? When was panst required?
No shirt, no shoes, no service... let the lower hemisphere smile to the world!
 
 
sTe
01:59 / 18.08.07
garlic stinking co-worker hilarity sTe here, lets all have a good laugh and enjoy and jive it - swiftly on..(did I day Jive?) and em more oops (rocky says oops so it's ok) Anyone have any good cheeses/wines/beers/late night 4AM stuff to share?
 
 
sTe
02:01 / 18.08.07
Dagnam slow typing and super twins, that's all that holds me down in this life, I tells ye
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:01 / 18.08.07
Well I ditched the wine glasses a whikle ago and have started filling up the plastic patio glass. Yay me and my secret ability to see double!!!
 
 
sTe
02:09 / 18.08.07
Is the patio glass some kind of special plastic based ' oh blimey I be right pissed best not smash all my partners best glasses ' type glass?

If so, I like it, I know it, and am deciding whether cidering it wud be a good move (all other drinking options being exhausted)
 
 
Tsuga
02:09 / 18.08.07
Is cidering a verb? Like, we're going to go cidering this weekend?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:11 / 18.08.07
yes STe that's exactly the type of glass. Except fo the whole partner thing Andthanks for bringing that up.
 
 
This Sunday
02:14 / 18.08.07
Cidering needs to be a verb. Serious verb.

And pizza's on its way, because they decided to stay open until two tonight.
 
 
sTe
02:14 / 18.08.07
oh crikey now the cidering started there could be all sorts being brung up, not to anyones bettermint
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:16 / 18.08.07
mmm. LAteshift brand cider. FOr all your computer based cidering needs.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:17 / 18.08.07
damn, I want pizza. With serious pepperoni.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:21 / 18.08.07
I need to get off work so I can go to crazy jazz bar for crazy jazz action. With jazz. And crazy. AND WONDER TWINS.
 
 
Tsuga
02:21 / 18.08.07
ACTIVATE!
 
 
sTe
02:23 / 18.08.07
I may be able to do you a kind of pizza in full techno colour.. although I can't promise pepperoni, there'll surely be carrots though, despite not having eaten any for many a month...
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:27 / 18.08.07
No sTe! Bad sTe! Not on the carpet!!
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:28 / 18.08.07
Damn those mini-donuts with their compressed super-sugar awesomeness flowing through my veins and making me into some kind of high-speed screaming mimi explosion ready to fire off at anyone that gets in my way, regardless of whether they're squishy flesh people or super-robots and brick wall men.
 
 
This Sunday
02:32 / 18.08.07
Those must be special donuts. Wow.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:33 / 18.08.07
As well, the library is FULL OF HOT PEOPLE TONIGHT. Even though it's Friday night and they should be out, I don't know, filming beer commercials or something.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:35 / 18.08.07
Dear Papers,

I read books and have been in many libraries. I also appreciate 'hot people'. Can I get a job?
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:37 / 18.08.07
The first library branch in town that I worked at was in the same building as a community pool. Everyone was in awe of the fact that I'd be working around a lot of books and hot lifeguards in swimming gear.
 
 
sTe
02:38 / 18.08.07
Are we talking HOT as in I would like to get to know you much better in your hotness or just lots of overly sweaty folk?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:39 / 18.08.07
Dammit Ste. DONT ASK. Just assume the best.
 
 
Hallo, Paper Spaceboy
02:40 / 18.08.07
HOT as in "Let us discuss this further, over some form of beverage or perhaps go for a ride in a motorcar" HOT.
 
 
This Sunday
02:42 / 18.08.07
Can I get a job, too? But as a hot people? I can cook my CV so it looks reasonable.
 
 
sTe
02:44 / 18.08.07
Mmmm as in, I may be slightly drunk but hey young person I can still entertain you with my witty talk of all things Ninja and Pirate.... Why not step away from the library for a moment and join me for, well a bottle of cider in the park unless you've got any better ideas
 
 
This Sunday
03:00 / 18.08.07
See what happens?
 
 
This Sunday
03:02 / 18.08.07
Only on the 'lith does 'full of hot people' get messed up.

I was hoping for good lookin' and sweaty. It's the thing about summer that does me in every year.
 
 
sTe
03:09 / 18.08.07
Ahh summer, I remember summer...
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:32 / 18.08.07
"I was hoping for good lookin' and sweaty."

I was looking for good looking that I could make sweaty.

WOw. I think I just somehow wrangeld myslef into writting a book/collection of ghost stories and other urban legends about one of the local buildings. Intimdating, but I so need some cash that it seems do-able.
 
 
This Sunday
03:37 / 18.08.07
Cool. Are you gonna have to do a lot of research, or have you pretty much got the juicier stories for the area in your head already?
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:39 / 18.08.07
Oh, its going to be alot of research and interviewing and things of that ilk. But on the bright side, Im going to get access (maybe?) to potions that havents been seen in decades.
 
 
This Sunday
03:42 / 18.08.07
Cool. You should document the journey a bit on the side, cute and intriguing moments of your investigations and all that.

Bonus points if you do so with a leather-clad domme and a very drunk elderly fellow with amazingly wistful stories and hand gestures.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:43 / 18.08.07
I really shouldnt put down the interviewing portion. Just listenign to a bit from someone who worked there had me in stiches and in wonder.

People, if I can give you any advice at this moment, its Get to know the elders of your community, Take the time to listen to the generations that came before you. Let them pass on their stories. Even though you may not have heard them, they are the foundation that you build the future on.
 
 
This Sunday
03:51 / 18.08.07
Well, I think I'm going to go engage myself in a small coma for a few hours.

Night, all.
 
  

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